I think all mine would say im an ass. the problem is i dont mean to be, its just im extremly sarcastic, no one really gets it, i find humor in the oddest situations which isnt good when your at a funeral or church.

All the girls I have dated really like me, one was relly obsesed. I mean i am a great guy, i hold doors, pay for shit, do all the chiverous things. Im nice, i look good, im smart, intelegent, but sometimes im an asshole, its not like im a mean abusive asshole. some things just come out funny. Oh well.

so what would your exs say about you?

I still talk to most of mine and we maintain fairly good friendships. So, I guess they would say fairly good things about me. The only exception being this super-bitch hardcore Christian girl who broke up with me because she felt too physically pressured (i.e. I wanted to kiss her...god forbid).

All my ex's would say that I'm an arsehole, they would say that because I'am.

I treat girls like shit, I slap a bitch for nothing, I once kicked one of my ex's in the face while she was sleeping because I decided she had been asleep for long enought.

quote:Originally posted by KillaCas:

All my ex's would say that I'm an arsehole, they would say that because I'am.

I treat girls like shit, I slap a bitch for nothing, I once kicked one of my ex's in the face while she was sleeping because I decided she had been asleep for long enought.

I know your daddy's proud.

quote:Originally posted by Inside_Voices:

I know your daddy's proud.

I dunno', if you meet him before me tell me what he says.

All of my exes would say good things. They've all wanted me back at one time or another. (Or still do).

Even when I fuck up, they still want me. Once, I broke up with my boyfriend of 3 months to be with another guy. After a week I realized how rash of a decision I made with almost no thought (it was an impulse). So I tried to get back with my boyfriend and he couldn't wait for us to be together again. I know I hurt him but we were together for a little over a year after that whole incident.

It's not the things I've done to my boyfriends over the years.. it's mostly the things I've SAID that set me back. The worst thing I've ever done was what I explained above.. I don't cheat.

I have a sarcasm problem. For some reason, I'm not really funny when normal, stupid things happen but when something fucked up is happening.. that's when my humor is the funniest. I can really hurt people. I've been told I have "dark sarcasm". The only people that see this are the people closest to me (family and boyfriends). I try to warn people, they say they can handle it - when they can't.

The only person that would say anything bad would be the last guy I went out with. He's Hare's perfect model of a psychopath. He hated that I was patient with him, that I wouldn't scream back and get emotional when he went on one of his rampages. Not a very accurate point of reference if were to ask him about me.

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

All of my exes would say good things. They've all wanted me back at one time or another. (Or still do).



Hold up your big head just knocked that plane out the sky.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

I think all mine would say im an ass. the problem is i dont mean to be, its just im extremly sarcastic, no one really gets it, i find humor in the oddest situations which isnt good when your at a funeral or church.

All the girls I have dated really like me, one was relly obsesed. I mean i am a great guy, i hold doors, pay for shit, do all the chiverous things. Im nice, i look good, im smart, intelegent, but sometimes im an asshole, its not like im a mean abusive asshole. some things just come out funny. Oh well. I'm exactly like that, man. Totally sarcastic, and at the wrong times alot

My last ex still want to have my baby :/

quote:Originally posted by KillaCas:

Hold up your big head just knocked that plane out the sky.

That's a fact.. in reality.

Not an opinion of myself.

Yeah, I do have somewhat of an ego but I was making a point. I'm not going to censor what I say because someone *might* misunderstand and assume something else.

What the hell happened to seniority? Fucking noob..



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quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

That's a fact.. in reality.

Not an opinion of myself.

Yeah, I do have somewhat of an ego but I was making a point. I'm not going to censor what I say because someone *might* misunderstand and assume something else.

What the hell happened to seniority? Fucking noob..



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What's that uber ego, you like to look in the mirror when you jack off, interesting.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

I think all mine would say im an ass. the problem is i dont mean to be, its just im extremly sarcastic, no one really gets it, i find humor in the oddest situations which isnt good when your at a funeral or church.

All the girls I have dated really like me, one was relly obsesed. I mean i am a great guy, i hold doors, pay for shit, do all the chiverous things. Im nice, i look good, im smart, intelegent, but sometimes im an asshole, its not like im a mean abusive asshole. some things just come out funny. Oh well.

so what would your exs say about you?

damn you just described me almost exactly. Even the humor thing, people dont understand why im always smiling, its because im always thinking of something funny. Even with the obsession thing. most girls ive been with (i rarely date, which is another reason people think im a player) have fallen in love with me. Theres the few conflicting personalities that i dont get along with too well. And the whole sarcastic personality. Are you sure were not secret brothers or anything?

almost all would say nice things about me. When i part with girls, i make sure its on good terms. A few would claim to hate me and never want to see me again, but im sure if i made a return visit to them they would be happy.

the chivalry part i do as well. Hold doors, do nice things. But i make it clear they cant expect shit like that from me if they dont give me respect back. And its more of second nature thing i dont think about. I dont think about doors and the such, i just do it. Its more of a casual friendly thing than the concept of chivalry i guess.

on the whole, my ex's normally say good things. But some of the guys i know hate me for being a "player", which is the last thing i want to be known as.

My ex is the coldest meanest bitch in the universe and she called me a faciost sexist pig fucker. Comeing from her, that hurt...for a sec. Then I called her bloody Mary (because she was on the rag at the time, even thought it was hard to tell, her being a bitch and all.) and left. Now she's going out with my friend and I'm pretty sure that he's a living hell right now.

its not so much what she would say but....

*ducks cos he hears the sound of ammo being chambered*

Interesting you should ask... I just got (like a month ago, actually) this e-mail from a girl I dated last summer. So like, a year ago.

"please dont reply... i dont mean to try and sneak back into your life but its hard, youre quite unique and its hard to forget. i just figure that this, the randomness in which i live and act wont hurt you, itll just weird you out a bit and i can deal with that. im not sleeping...its after three in the morning - mothers day now, technically (happy mothers day...?). im going to ask you how you are now...im going to say Nocuous...how are you, and with every genuine fiber of my being i really will wonder what youd say but its better you brushed this off or id be intruding on the life youre living right now, and however insignificant the intrusion, i refuse. so...uhm...Noc, how are you? i wonder if youve heard from universities, or if thats even what youre after. i wonder how many new street signs and assorted highjacked city objects you have floating around your place now. i bet theres stories behind every single one of them and i bet they make you smile everytime one pops up. you have one of those smiles, i hope youre doing it a lot. i sound forward but i dont mean to be... im in a strangely honestslashforthcomingslashnothingtolose kind of mood and it just seemed ridiculous to be scared to let you know that youre just...special. cliched yes, corny yes, but just....i dunno. no strings attached, no secret messages, no trip wire or hidden anything i swear... i think i just want you to smile a little when you read this... cause why not. people like you should know how absolutely...*something*... you are. you can fill in your favourite word, but wonderful will do... that is honest to god all i wanted you to know....

its starting to rain... -Typical Girl Name"

Ahh.. my ever lasting affect on women..



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quote:Originally posted by KillaCas:

What's that uber ego, you like to look in the mirror when you jack off, interesting.

I have 2 X chromosomes.

(Lil rusty on my biology).

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^^nocous sweet but i think you shouldn't have posted it cos its something that she wrote to you private and with feeling. don't cheapen it arsehole even if you don't think much of her anymore.

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Don't tell me what to do. Alright, I'll go change her name at least. Hell, I changed mine...

quote:Originally posted by KillaCas:

What's that uber ego, you like to look in the mirror when you jack off, interesting.



owned!

quote:Originally posted by polonius:



owned!

You havent the slightest idea what an "owning" is. Go masturbate.

There'd be a different awnser for each ex. Some would say I'm nice, some would say I'm an asshole. All my ex's would say that I'm a lazy unorganized slob, do to many drugs, fun to be around, and a demon in the sack .

quote:Originally posted by whiteass:

damn you just described me almost exactly. Even the humor thing, people dont understand why im always smiling, its because im always thinking of something funny. Even with the obsession thing. most girls ive been with (i rarely date, which is another reason people think im a player) have fallen in love with me. Theres the few conflicting personalities that i dont get along with too well. And the whole sarcastic personality. Are you sure were not secret brothers or anything?

almost all would say nice things about me. When i part with girls, i make sure its on good terms. A few would claim to hate me and never want to see me again, but im sure if i made a return visit to them they would be happy.

the chivalry part i do as well. Hold doors, do nice things. But i make it clear they cant expect shit like that from me if they dont give me respect back. And its more of second nature thing i dont think about. I dont think about doors and the such, i just do it. Its more of a casual friendly thing than the concept of chivalry i guess.

on the whole, my ex's normally say good things. But some of the guys i know hate me for being a "player", which is the last thing i want to be known as.



thats really fucking weird, from that i swear we could be brothers, i was adopted...