I just couldn't help myself.

Now I've broken halacha, and must remain secluded in a pool of clean water for a fortnight, before I can be clean and return to civilization.

Then again, maybe I'll just say, 'the hell with halacha,' and hit it again tomorrow.

HERETIC!

*Grabs Pitchfork*

Go forth and part the Red Sea again, Moses.

Thow shalt hit it again.

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

I just couldn't help myself.

Now I've broken halacha, and must remain secluded in a pool of clean water for a fortnight, before I can be clean and return to civilization.

Then again, maybe I'll just say, 'the hell with halacha,' and hit it again tomorrow.

You fucked a girl while she is on the blob? Was it messy?

quote:Originally posted by KillaCas:

You fucked a girl while she is on the blob? Was it messy?

Nope. I only noticed the blood afterwards.

It was pretty good, actually. A lot more intimate, probably because she was shocked that I'd hit it while she was riding the crimson wave.

Oh yeah, and I did hit it again.

*applauds*

Oh,The_Rabii....you NEVER cease to amaze me.

PS : SCORE!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneone

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Go forth and part the Red Sea again, Moses.

lmao

yeah, if your girl wants you to do it, you'll score MAJOR points if you give her a good pokin' while shes bleeding.

If you can get over the blood, you'll find that she can be very horny during that period of time.

Small pun intended.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

If you can get over the blood, you'll find that she can be very horny during that period of time.

Small pun intended.

well thats why I said she'll be thankful. my gf is MAD horny when she has her period. plus its a lot smoother.

You're not a true Red Winger until you've had it to taste. Now, go forth, you have potential. Only the sickest are true red wingers.

...and she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins

but son it'll taste like some old rusty coins

Period blood, that must have smelled like the nastiest thing ever. Unless you know what a burning human body smells like.

Hope you soaked those BVDs in cold water and treated the stains. Once you put 'em through the dryer, they're set.

Its quite pleasant actually, though your cocks does get bloody as fuck, and you better wash it immediately, coz it sucks when it dries up.

quote:Originally posted by Loc Dogg:

Period blood, that must have smelled like the nastiest thing ever. Unless you know what a burning human body smells like.

Didn't smell bad at all.

My broad's extremely hygienic. She's clean down there even when she's on the rag.

It rules.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Hope you soaked those BVDs in cold water and treated the stains. Once you put 'em through the dryer, they're set.

Nah. I threw them away, because I have no idea how to clean things. Doesn't really matter, I have 49 other pairs.

The second time I just took my BVDs off.