Typical scenario. I was sitting at the bus terminal on an univentfull, tuesday, or something like that. As I'm waiting for the 16 I spot the dime piece, slender but full of curves wrapped in a jean jacket gettup with little jean skirt,(insirt drool). Fuck, that body might as well have burned itself into my brain.

So I'm checking her out, mouthing the word 'wow', I know she noticed, partly to do with the way she looked, and because she sat down beside me. So I'm thinking, just tell her she's gorgeous. I'm thinking that about 12 seconds when her bus pulls up, damnit.

The funny thing is, I know if I would have just told her she's gorgeous, it would have been a succesful pick up line. Couch cough... moral... cough...

You don't know shit considering you didn't do anything...

*Not trying to be rude*

Duh, that's why I'm trying to spread the moral, for all my fellow chumps. Like you, (c'mon admit it).

Considering Dragon is a virgin giving advice on pick up lines?

Who the fuck does this guy think he is?

Anyway, the point is, if you she a girl and you think she's gorgeous, just tell her! It's worked for me before. I should have said it to miss's jean skirt, but her hotness made it hard to speak.

Seriously, I don't know about other guys, but man I can act foolish around women. The whole time I'm staring at her, thinking about picking her up. Then when she sits beside me I stretch my arms out and lean back , and in the time it takes trying to look cool, her bus pulls up. Hesitation is the enemy.

ive found telling a girl shes hot is about as good a way of making sure to strike out there is.