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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-06-12, 05:09
Klez Klez is offline
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Default How Do I get a girl to Fuck me without becoming friends first!

How do i get a girl to have sex with me or like get attracted to me without being friends with her first like how do i seduce her
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Old 2004-06-12, 05:17
Infrared Infrared is offline
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Default Re: How Do I get a girl to Fuck me without becoming friends first!

Work on your wit, charm and kindness, but most of all, learn to be honest to them and respectful of them, and expect the same in return before you ever rock the Casbah.

And the first person who makes smartass comments about Rohypnol or whatever the hell deserves to get shot.
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Old 2004-06-12, 05:20
Lilly Lilly is offline
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Yeah, what Infrared said.

...or ruffies work too.

(Shoot me bitch! Do it!!! )
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Old 2004-06-12, 05:29
Infrared Infrared is offline
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While you don't deserve Desert Eagle lead poisoning, and that was in jest and we all know it, that wasn't very cool.
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Old 2004-06-12, 05:32
deptstoremook deptstoremook is offline
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Default Re: How Do I get a girl to Fuck me without becoming friends first!

quote:Originally posted by Klez:

How do i get a girl to have sex with me or like get attracted to me without being friends with her first like how do i seduce her

Rohypnol.

Shit if I know dude I'm a dunce when it comes to this; I can make friends with girls and they like hanging out with me but I'm horrible at "making moves".

[This message has been edited by deptstoremook (edited 06-12-2004).]
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Old 2004-06-12, 05:53
Infrared Infrared is offline
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Ugh. Totse's hit a whole new low tonight (No, Lilly, you've nothing to do with it; just the poster above me, and about everyone in the "this sucks" thread by that 133t guy in Spurious. Sorry for the remark there, Lilly; I'm just kind of touchy tonight, for some reason. I'm not sure why. No hard feelings I hope)
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Old 2004-06-12, 06:36
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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Default Re: How Do I get a girl to Fuck me without becoming friends first!

I knew a dumbass Chinese guy ( they're not all A students) who liked to get school girls

real smoked out, then have sex with them. He said he never asked for consent, but just bided his time.

Date rape is for dickz.

Sheep are for Men!
 #8 
Old 2004-06-12, 06:50
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nice boots........ wanna fuck?
 #9 
Old 2004-06-12, 07:29
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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^^^Yes, thanks. We're on opposite sides of this large planet, though. Too bad. Thanks very much for asking!
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Old 2004-06-12, 07:53
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Old 2004-06-12, 08:05
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Default Re: How Do I get a girl to Fuck me without becoming friends first!

Use ruffies!

.... and dress her up like raggidy anne, if you can.
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Old 2004-06-12, 12:22
KillaCas KillaCas is offline
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Rohypnol in her drink, drag her out the club, take her down an ally, then fuck her raw, just leave her there, maybe you should punch her in the head a few times too.
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Old 2004-06-12, 13:05
LutherX LutherX is offline
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Just go up to her and say "Hi, I'm Klez, nice to meet you. Wanna fuck?"

Odds are if you say that to enough women someone will say yes.
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Old 2004-06-12, 14:03
Trench Coat Mafia Trench Coat Mafia is offline
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Default Re: How Do I get a girl to Fuck me without becoming friends first!

quote:Originally posted by LutherX:

Just go up to her and say "Hi, I'm Klez, nice to meet you. Wanna fuck?"

Odds are if you say that to enough women someone will say yes.



ya, odds are she'll be ugly, or have enough std's for both of yous...

rape them?

i dont know...
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Old 2004-06-12, 15:07
reptanoolied reptanoolied is offline
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Default Re: How Do I get a girl to Fuck me without becoming friends first!

appear as a lover not a brother, dont beomce her bitch and be cocky :/
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Old 2004-06-12, 15:23
deptstoremook deptstoremook is offline
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Default Re: How Do I get a girl to Fuck me without becoming friends first!

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Ugh. Totse's hit a whole new low tonight (No, Lilly, you've nothing to do with it; just the poster above me, and about everyone in the "this sucks" thread by that 133t guy in Spurious. Sorry for the remark there, Lilly; I'm just kind of touchy tonight, for some reason. I'm not sure why. No hard feelings I hope)

Shucks, you need more of a sense of humor. Repetition of a joke when it's not funny is, in my book, funny.
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Old 2004-06-12, 17:47
Infrared Infrared is offline
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^And you need to fuck off.

Cas: I don't think even flunitrazepam would get you a woman.
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Old 2004-06-12, 17:48
Cornpuff Mgruff Cornpuff Mgruff is offline
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Default Re: How Do I get a girl to Fuck me without becoming friends first!

quote:Originally posted by reptanoolied:

appear as a lover not a brother, dont beomce her bitch and be cocky :/

you spelled become* wrong.
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Old 2004-06-12, 17:51
whiteass whiteass is offline
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Default Re: How Do I get a girl to Fuck me without becoming friends first!

smile, ask her to hang out. get her alone, look straight into her eyes, make your move. Fuck her.

easy as that.

make sure to start the kino (touching) as soon as possible. Any form of contact between you two is a good thing. If she returns the contact, youve got yourself a 90% chance of fucking her, if you know what to do.
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Old 2004-06-12, 18:14
mrman383 mrman383 is offline
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all you have to do is have it appear as if you are friends. girls dont give two shits how you feel about them, they care about how other people view their sex life. ever listen to a girl talk? "oh, i dont want people to think im a slut"... so you talk them into doing it discretely and she happily goes along.
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Old 2004-06-12, 18:23
citizenuzi citizenuzi is offline
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I cant even believe no one has said alcohol.
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Old 2004-06-12, 18:36
niggapleaze niggapleaze is offline
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get her drunk
 
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