I can't remember who I was talking to, but it got brought up that the reason guys like boobies and cleavage is because when they're pushed together they look like a bum. I think that that is COMPLETLEY true, because for me, titties don't do shit unless i catch just a glimpse of em, not enough for my mind to fully register that they're boobies. Discuss.

Wow. You're way the hell off. I don't even know how to respond

Actually...I remember seeing a segment on the discovery channel that pretty much said that breasts are shaped after the ass.

It's all about man's primitive urge to find a suitable mate.

Nice arse = Nice hips suitable for child-bearing.

Nice tits = Good mothering skills.

Symmetrical face = Good trait to pass on...Nobody knows why.

Those are just a few examples for you to toy around with.

NOTE: Those examples were just theoretical...Don't start busting my balls with scientific mumbo jumbo that proves me wrong...I'll just tell you to go fuck yourself!

Boobies? Christ almighty, I can picture it now...

soafdrummer: "Hey bebee.. can I play with yer boobies?"

hot chick: "Uhh, what?"

soafdrummer: "And after that can I touch yer peepee?"

hot chick: *bitch slaps soafdrummer and saunters off*

Okay so maybe talk like that will land you in bed with her, who am I to say?

I always thought that guys who are preoccupied with breasts had some issues they need to work out with their mother.

Boobs dont do much for me...pussy is all i really care about. But i think other guys like it because girls always have them covered so its a bit of mystery of what her tits look like which turn them on. And its something different from a mans body.