Okay, on tuesday, I'm gonna ask out a chick that I have liked for ages, but haven't had the balls to ask. That'll all depend on if she's there that day, lol. I'd do it on moday, but it's the Queens Birthda holiday.

Can anyone just give me some basic tips?

I'm going to give you the same tip I give all first-timers with a penis.

(if you're bi-sexual, and are offfended by the notion that you have a penis...Sorry. Not really)

Find the brown hole. It will smell. Now, go up one. Or 2. Play with her clit. Lick it. Turn her on. Then find her gaping wet penal slot and drill for some oil.

quote:Originally posted by DerMeister:

Okay, on tuesday, I'm gonna ask out a chick that I have liked for ages, but haven't had the balls to ask. That'll all depend on if she's there that day, lol. I'd do it on moday, but it's the Queens Birthda holiday.

Can anyone just give me some basic tips?

Just keep calm, be confident, just ask her to a movie. Just make sure you look nice, smell good and are clean.

and lick her eyeball....girls dig that shit!

quote:Originally posted by KillaCas:

Just keep calm, be confident, just ask her to a movie. Just make sure you look nice, smell good and are clean.



Hahahahah...This is the exact same advice I gave YOU, when you were here asking about how to snag a date...HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

do not ask her out unless youve "warmed" her up. If your just asking out of the blue, your alot more likely to get rejected.

Just smile dude! SMILE SMILE SMILE!!!!!!

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Hahahahah...This is the exact same advice I gave YOU, when you were here asking about how to snag a date...HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

So if you gave the same advice what are you laughing at, spread the knowledge man.

spank her and then wink at her

ask her to join the "pen" club, then tell her you're pen 14 so that means she's pen 15 and all she has to do is write pen15 on her arm with a permanent marker.

quote:Originally posted by KillaCas:

Just keep calm, be confident, just ask her to a movie. Just make sure you look nice, smell good and are clean.



As George Carlin says "You don't get laid with green shit that comes out of a bottle!"

So remember, lay off the fragrences. A little is nice, but too much is a gas chamber inicident waiting to happen.

Well, I didn't get around to asking her.

Another guy beat me to it. I think he asked her about 10 minutes before I did.

It sucks.

I will wait to see if it becomes a proper relationship or just turns into a "just-friends" thing.

quote:Originally posted by DerMeister:

Well, I didn't get around to asking her.

Another guy beat me to it. I think he asked her about 10 minutes before I did.

It sucks.

I will wait to see if it becomes a proper relationship or just turns into a "just-friends" thing.

You fucking PUSSY, what the fuck are you doing, go and tell that bitch how you feel,if that dont work kick the shit out this guy, then fuck the girl.

quote:Originally posted by KillaCas:

You fucking PUSSY, what the fuck are you doing, go and tell that bitch how you feel,if that dont work kick the shit out this guy, then fuck the girl.

I think I'd rather stick to my thing. But I will use a part of what you just said (minus the "kick the shit out the guy" part).

ok lil tip, if u wana giv a girl cunilingus (lick her out) then try it, myself personaly dont... well like the taste shall we say, but im sure there are those out there who do

You could ask her if she wants to go for coffee.. rather than making it an actual date. Also, it's a bad idea to tell a girl how you feel (IMO).. girls kind of like suspense, a little bit of mystery.. if you come on too strong, they get worried.

true, and also most girls like romance, the odd poem, complements etc.

quote:Originally posted by Ford_Prefect:

true, and also most girls like romance, the odd poem, complements etc.

And we all know the best way to get anywhere with an individual is to treat them like everyone else.

Confidence. Whatever you do don't walk up to her and say things like "umm i was wondering" or "if it is ok with you"

Just go up to her with confidence and act like you know what you want. Don't stutter, Don't act scared and whatever you do do NOT use some cheesy pickup line unless you have the personallity to pull it off.

Say something like "I want to take you out this friday, does 7 sound good" or something like that.

Then again it also depends on your age. Are you talking about asking this girl to go steady with you or are you wanting to take her on a date. This really varies with age. If you still can't drive yet. "my mom can pick you up" is not the best pickup line to use. If you are talking about going steady with this girl then make sure that she at least knows who you are, get to know her first. Don't just go up to someone that doesn't even know your full name and ask her to be your girlfriend.

Take Care,

Xtreme

Suck it up and fucking ask her to go to SOMETHING that can spark conversation.

Conversation is golden key.

The platinum key is compliments.

Compliments.

Compliments.

Compliments.

Compliments.

Compliments.

Compliments.

Compliments.

Compliments.

Compliments.

I cannot emphasize enough.