I saw this shit somewhere online,I can't remember where. But anyway ,the other day I was just sitting around watching a porno and I looked over on the table and there it was, a nice ripe banana calling out to me. So I ate the banana and slid the peeling over my dick,it did'nt feel all that good at first because it was cold. But after it warmed up it kind of got squishy and slick,damn it felt good! I would have to recomend it. And it leaves your dick smelling like a banana.

THAMKS BUDDY

I'm not hungry anymore...

And for the ladies leave the peel on and you got a home made toy.

Well, whatever works for you I guess.

I wonder what will happen if his mum bakes an apple pie...

quote:Originally posted by Johnnx:

I wonder what will happen if his mum bakes an apple pie...

You fuck that pie, then force feed it to your mother.

quote:Originally posted by SARDONICPILLOW:

THAMKS BUDDY

you spelled thanks* wrong.

THAMKS

I KNOW BUDDY

quote:Originally posted by redneck_hippy:

And it leaves your dick smelling like a banana.

better hope a monkey deosn't escapes from the zoo and think there is a buffet in your jeans.

quote:Originally posted by Cornpuff Mgruff:

you spelled thanks* wrong.

What are you, the damn spelling police?

I think I'll pass on it...

Maybe it just appeals to you...

Well, that settles it. Bananas have officialy been renamed "sex fruit".

What about pineapples, though?

^^^ only for women of course

What kind of woman uses a pineapple?

Yo

Tip: Try putting the peel in the microwave first.

I pass on this technique as well, I just saw it on a TV show a long time ago. Road Rules, or something.

damn, u must have a small dick to be able to fit in a banana peel

I've tried it once, at about age 15.

Conclusion: It takes a thin dick to fuck a banana peel without it tearing apart.

I vouch for niggapleaze's reply.

quote:Originally posted by SARDONICPILLOW:

THAMKS BUDDY

HaHa!

quote:Originally posted by Cornpuff Mgruff:

you spelled thanks* wrong.

your a stupid piece of shit.

squelch squelch squelch squelch squelch, banannalube! It's so appealing, I've got this feeling, that we can get together and wank!

Etc.

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quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

I've tried it once, at about age 15.

Conclusion: It takes a thin dick to fuck a banana peel without it tearing apart.

I vouch for niggapleaze's reply.

I'm 15, and guess what? I'm going to try it tomorrow!

quote:Originally posted by niggapleaze:

damn, u must have a small dick to be able to fit in a banana peel

no, just a big damn banana

I feel really bad for the banana peel. Poor, poor banana. Which part did you like better? Eating the banana or fucking what was left of it? BTW, LMMFAO at the monkey buffet comment! Brilliant!

quote:Originally posted by greenlantern13:

better hope a monkey deosn't escapes from the zoo and think there is a buffet in your jeans.



BWAHAHAHAAHHAHA! Thamks, you just made my day.

God, this post is sooo sad.