Aww man. I'm not sure If I'm posting this in the right place but anyway here goes. I am a teenage male and have a vein about 2 inches on my penis from the top to about midway down on the bottom (part you cannot see when you stand up) I've had it since I was about 13 maybe. There is also a little brown bump/freckle at the end of this vein.

Point is I want to get rid of this horrid thing. I've tried all these different kinds of skin cream in my house but nothing really worked. I heard hot water helps so I soaked in hot water. Nothing. Then I read cold water shrinks veins....but water will only shrink the vein temporary probably. I don't have any other problems...down there that I know about. I am a virgin so this cant be a STD.... I also have only sometimes little white bumps (looks like flaps of skin) under the head of the penis. but before the real skin ( real skin...Im not good with terms here) These little bumps come and go and are not really a big problem unlike this fuckin vein.



if anyone knows how to get rid of these things please tell. you'd save my life

You have a vein on your dick..... so?

I, and probably every other guy, have veing in, around, and on my dick. Most are too deep to see, some aren't. Big whoop.

The vein sounds nasty...

The bumps are fine i had tiny white bumps (which hurt like shit) i think i got them from masturbating but they went away.

Ask your dad, at least he might have some advice or maybe he got the same thing (the vein)

Your dick needs blood dude.

quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

You have a vein on your dick..... so?

I, and probably every other guy, have veing in, around, and on my dick. Most are too deep to see, some aren't. Big whoop.

This one pops right out at cha. Nothing deep about it. But maybe you are right, maybe there are a lot of guys who have this. I havent seen a lot of dicks so I wouldnt know

i't's a wyrm!Q~!!!!!!!

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Your entire penis is basically a giant vein.

Variations in veining are normal.

Wait until you're 25 and then decide if it really bothers you. Then consult a urologist, who will likely refer you to a plastic surgeon. Your concerns sound cosmetic.

No it's not.

You should shoot up into that vein.

:Runs off to BLTC witha great idea:

quote:Originally posted by KidKelko:

No it's not.

You should shoot up into that vein.

:Runs off to BLTC witha great idea:

Stupid comment...but fuckin hilarious. thanks man

i have a vien also

from "Follow Your Penis's Heart" song from the Man Show:

People say the penis has a mind of its own,

but it also has a heart.

So follow your penis's heart.

'Cause your penis has a heart.

And a big ol' vein on the side

and a hole at the top where the stuff comes out.

hey man, veins are normal, and so what if it sticks out, big whoops, its part of who oyu are and you should accept it instead of trying to change yourself

quote:Originally posted by NeVeRfAiL2iNhAlE:



I heard hot water helps so I soaked in hot water. Nothing.



I actually laughed out loud. It's funny because it's so serious.

If you're talking about "the big blue vein," every dick has that. Remove that, you're a woman.

Why do you think the penis is often referred to as a "vein cane" ?

It's normal.

If you can get a hardon & ejaculate then dont worry about it...otherwise borrow some of your mom's makeup and give it a makeover each morning...

Is it ribbed for her pleasure?

...I'm just curious.

quote:Originally posted by johnney5:

The vein sounds nasty...

The bumps are fine i had tiny white bumps (which hurt like shit) i think i got them from masturbating but they went away.

Ask your dad, at least he might have some advice or maybe he got the same thing (the vein)



That/those were infected hair follicles.

Infected with what, exactly?

SARS

Dude, that vein is your main vien. All dudes have it. Everyones pokes out a little bit. There isn't anything wrong with you...

I have a big vein, in fact lots of them. They're red and in my eyes, and how did I get them? Maybe from staring at my penis too long and worrying about something being wrong with it.

You know what's more fun than doing that? Saying "sex" to random people as you walk by them in the city on a sunny day, which was enough to satisfy me on the way home from work today.

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oiy..did you ever stop to think that maybe...you can see the vien cus when you have an erection, blood is pumping through it? O.O omg wasnt that a surprize..

google picture search "erect penis". Look at a couple pics, you'll see that there are alot of veins. Look at to many, and you're weird. If you get aroused, you're gay.

Fuck the vein! its normal. end of discussion.

you need to start worrying about those white bumps, that doesnt sound natural.

The little white pumps, as somebody said, are infected hair follicles. Nothing to worry about. You just need to take a knife and pick at the little fuckers until that white stuff is hanging off the tip of your blade. They won't come back...if they know what's good for them...

quote:Originally posted by NeVeRfAiL2iNhAlE:

Aww man. I'm not sure If I'm posting this in the right place but anyway here goes. I am a teenage male and have a vein about 2 inches on my penis from the top to about midway down on the bottom (part you cannot see when you stand up) I've had it since I was about 13 maybe. There is also a little brown bump/freckle at the end of this vein.

Point is I want to get rid of this horrid thing. I've tried all these different kinds of skin cream in my house but nothing really worked. I heard hot water helps so I soaked in hot water. Nothing. Then I read cold water shrinks veins....but water will only shrink the vein temporary probably. I don't have any other problems...down there that I know about. I am a virgin so this cant be a STD.... I also have only sometimes little white bumps (looks like flaps of skin) under the head of the penis. but before the real skin ( real skin...Im not good with terms here) These little bumps come and go and are not really a big problem unlike this fuckin vein.



if anyone knows how to get rid of these things please tell. you'd save my life

The only way to get it out is amputation