i just moved to Florida and im scoping out my neighborhood one day. I live in one of those closed countryclub kind of things btw. Anyway, I find out from a kid that two lesbians live in the house right next door. I was like, SCORE! and I sat at a window with my binoculars. Sure enough, I see two women come out to their backyard and start sunbathing....but to my horror I find out they are OLD. I mean 70-80's OLD. They were freakin lying on their towels naked and wrinkly as anything. I mean fuck they were saggy! Anyway, im gonna watch tonight at their bedroom window to see if they actually get it on...

God why would you want to see that?

I have nothing else to do here but play with fireworks, oh and they just came outside again to walk their large dog... OH... MY... GOD

quote:Originally posted by vanillalick:

God why would you want to see that?

You do realise that Kilrari isen't actully god dont you?

Actually.. *shifty eyes*

Oh boy, I bet you can't wait to see their sweaty saggy boobs stick to eachother when they start grinding. Christ they'd look like a couple of bald pugs rolling on eachother. Must be such a turn on for you.

quote:Originally posted by Unwyred:

Oh boy, I bet you can't wait to see their sweaty saggy boobs stick to eachother when they start grinding. Christ they'd look like a couple of bald pugs rolling on eachother. Must be such a turn on for you.

That got me hard.

quote:Originally posted by KillaCas:

That got me hard.

*laughing ass off, literally*

Yea, that's just, erm, wrong.

Pictures!!!!!!

I love being grossed out almost as much as i love pudding.

quote:Originally posted by Unwyred:

*laughing ass off, literally*

Yea, that's just, erm, wrong.

How you gonna' get that reattached?

Naked old lesbians are a no-no. Unless you're into that kind of thing.....

quote:Originally posted by KillaCas:

How you gonna' get that reattached?

I'll just use the old lesbians' secretions as super glue *shudders*

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*bob* man you all are sick hell if I saw that I would shit then pry my blood soaked eyes open and cram the shit into them

*john* that was worse than the old ladies... ewww you sick son of a bitch (smacks self with dildo

*bob* owww... wait why do you have a dildo?

*john* ah its not mine its my moms

*bob* still why do you have it

*john* (shifty eyes)

^^ You aren't funny.

^^^^^ yes he is. Your jus a fag.

quote:Originally posted by Son of Northern Darkness:

^^ You aren't funny.

I second that.

kilrari ur a crazy kid u do know that right? But hey ur just like any ofther red blooded American guy, u like chicks ,too bad they happen to be a bit ripe.Don't get busted for being a perv though.

quote:Originally posted by kilrari:

I have nothing else to do here but play with fireworks, oh and they just came outside again to walk their large dog... OH... MY... GOD

id opt for fire works... o yea and post pics

quote:Originally posted by Jasper Jones:

I second that.

Thirded.

You're fucking naaaasty.

ok still post the pics you get

quote:Originally posted by kilrari:

I have nothing else to do here but play with fireworks, oh and they just came outside again to walk their large dog... OH... MY... GOD

sneak into thier house at knight and put fireworks into them. Go to safe distance and enjoy!

No, I mean, really INTO them