How can I give a guy a real good blowjob? What makes it real good? I know it depends on the guy, but tell me anyway.

Suck, move head up and down, swallow.

Moov j0e mouf up an doun.

quote:Originally posted by HJS:

swallow.

Find out what he likes by talking to him. "Is this good?" "Yeah? How about this?" "Oh, not that?" think of it as a game of twenty questions, with your prize locked in his penis. Gotta find the combination of actions.

Also, don't talk with your mouth full

It's nice when she looks you in the eye while doing it too, I have no idea why though ?!

you know, I've noticed that for some reason, and I've always wondered why though, but I guess you said you couldn't answer that. But whatever makes you happy.

Avoid biting and try to keep your mouth wet... yeah, biting hurts. A bit of pressure from the teeth on the dick is ok but it realy doesn't take that much to kill the moment.

Try sucking, licking, blowing, kissing, flicking you tongue, use your hands to and scraping your teeth, but be careful.

Be creative try new things you'll know if he like it or not.

Watch porno and emulate.

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

Find out what he likes by talking to him. "Is this good?" "Yeah? How about this?" "Oh, not that?" think of it as a game of twenty questions, with your prize locked in his penis. Gotta find the combination of actions.

agreed

quote:Originally posted by HJS:

It's nice when she looks you in the eye while doing it too, I have no idea why though ?!

i agree

I just got done recieving a blowjob like exactly 45 minutes ago.



Let me tell you, keep your mouth moist, even keep the dick moist. Use your spit to lube it up so you (the girl) can easily, much easier move your mouth up and down on the dick by moving your head.

Also, try licking the whole shaft of it, licking/sucking of the balls. The very tip of the penis (the head) is the most sensitive part so try licking on that and sucking on the tip itself with a fair amount of pressure.

If its a small penis, or if you are a pro at sucking dick (guess mines too big to recieve this treatment or girls i've ran into suck at blowjobs) you can try putting the whole thing in your mouth while sucking it. Its called deepthroating, if you can do this then you'll man will be happy.

Also why not let him cum in your mouth and you swallow, or if you dont want to swallow spit it out in the toilet. Its a treat when you can hold your dick and the girls on her knees with her open mouth waiting for you to shoot your cum in her mouth.

I've described a blowjob in the perfect of matters, read this and go out and suck some cocks.

I like biting especially if you make me bleed!

I like to end it by giving her a facial too....

quote:Originally posted by 8abs10fingers:

...read this and go out and suck some cocks.

Yessir!

Don't underestimate the importance of saliva.

Try humming as well. That feels cool, especially if you hum one of his favourite songs.

Yeah, "Stuck in the middle with you" and "Suck" (NIN) are great for hummers...And I fucking hate you, because you removed my opportunity for more-refined wit by mentioning hummers like a fuckhead.



"I don't know why I came here tonight.."



[This message has been edited by Infrared (edited 06-10-2004).]

try putting something warm in your mouth before, so when you suck it, your mouth will be all warm and nice

Listerene Strips work wonders,

you should alternate between say putting ice on your tounge and gargling warm water

ill give u private lessons and make u a good headjobber

quote:Originally posted by ftwchriso:

try putting something warm in your mouth before, so when you suck it, your mouth will be all warm and nice

I was under the impression that one's mouth is always pretty warm, unless you've just been swallowing ice or something.

quote:Originally posted by Rico:

I was under the impression that one's mouth is always pretty warm, unless you've just been swallowing ice or something.

that's true, but the girl's body temp is about the same as the guy's, so they can't really feel it as much [i'm guessing]. If theres a severe temperature change, they'll notice.

Comfort is important for both parties.

Most guys I've known have preferred lying down over standing or sitting. This sort of forces me into a less-comfortable ergonomic nightmare of a position which makes zaps my stamina. I hate having to scrunch my shoulders and twist my neck in odd positions.

To compensate, I must approach from the side. My man needs stimulation on the underside of his penis, which is difficult to do with just the sides of one's mouth. Thus it's impossible to give him a proper blowjob without also using my hand. The mouth keeps things warm and wet, and the hand/fingers do most of the stimulation.

So...experiment! It's not just about technique, but also comfort and stamina.

1. Bite open scrotum

2. Bite ballz in half

3. Drink the cocunut juice

quote:Originally posted by HJS:

It's nice when she looks you in the eye while doing it too, I have no idea why though ?!

Which eye ?

If you have just been eating chilli or other hot spicy food, please remember to gargle first.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Comfort is important for both parties.

Most guys I've known have preferred lying down over standing or sitting.

But is this a statistically valid study ? How big was your sample ? Remember, a few thousand test cases would be required minimally.

Nope, not a statistically valid study...yet. I didn't claim it was. That's just my experiences with problem-solving in this arena. My point was that a person needs to experiment with different techniques/positions to achieve the most comfort and therefore maintain stamina to do the job properly.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

...The mouth keeps things warm and wet, and the hand/fingers do most of the stimulation...

Very true

Giving head is something you have to learn from actually doing it. You can read how-tos and tips but only when you actually apply it does your ability show.

First, you need to be enthusiastic. If you hate giving head or don’t want to do it you’re not going to be good at it. If you’re afraid that your bad at performing fellatio, don’t worry, it’ll come eventually (pun intended).

Getting down there is a common question. There are a thousand situations you could be in and I couldn’t possibly cover them all so I’ll go over the most common: laying down on the couch/bed. You’re making out, groping, moaning, and you want to go down on him. You don’t just want to tear his pants off and jump down there (Although sometimes that’s totally acceptable). You want to be suave and sensual.

You have to be on top, if you’re on the bottom, roll over so you’re on top. Move your hands up his shirt, rub his chest with one hand while rubbing his dick (through his pants) with the other. While your doing this, his shirt should slowly be coming off. Most likely he’ll take his own shirt off, if not, take it off for him.

Move down and kiss his neck, gentle biting and licking should get him hard as a rock. When you go to unzip his pants, it’s better to just sit up and look to see what you’re doing. That way, he can help if he thinks you’re having trouble.

Once you get it out, go back to kissing, biting the neck, suck and lick nipples and make your way down. Kiss down his stomach while using you hands on his chest and dick.

Tada! You’re there! So you have it in your hand and you face is right there.. what do you do now?

Lick the head. I don’t mean lap like a dog. Be seductive. Swirl it around the tip, lick the edges. Make out with it while pumping gently with your hand. After a few seconds of this put the head in your mouth. Suck gently and make sure your tongue is moving the entire time. Cup his balls in your other hand and caress. Move your head around and start moving up and down while using your tongue and gently sucking. If you think you’re going to gag, take it out and start licking and kissing the sides till the feeling subsides. If you can deepthroat, this would be the time to do it.

After pumping up and down for a while, move to his balls. Lick em, suck em (NO BITING) while jacking him off. Lick up from his balls, all the way up the shaft and deepthroat. That’s one they always like. Another good move is so penetrate your mouth with his dick. Close your lips tight around your teeth and slowly push his dick in your mouth. (Be careful with this, it can be done wrong.)

Once you start getting good, you won’t have to hold his dick. You can use your hands to please yourself or touch him more.

To finish: This is intense and you cannot let up. Move your head up and down in synch with your hand. Keep using your tongue. If he starts jamming you head down you can move your tongue to the back of your throat so he doesn’t gag you. (They get too excited sometimes).

You can done of 2 things from here. Stay on and let him cum in your mouth, or get off and jack him off the rest of the way so he can cum all over himself. If you do the first one you have 2 more options: swallow or spit. Swallowing makes everything easier then there’s nothing to clean. If you want to do it, go ahead. Don’t let it all build in your mouth and swallow it all, you have to swallow it as it comes.

If you want to spit, make sure you put a cup or something to spit in nearby before you start messing around. There are stories of people spitting out 3rd story windows.

quote:Originally posted by Uncus:

Which eye ?

LOL, sorry. Should read eyes..........

quote:Originally posted by HJS:

I like to end it by giving her a facial too....



thats when your dick disappears.

you need to be kneeling if front of him and naked but with him just undressed enough to be accessable . getting your facial expression right is very important too. either look like you're loving every second of it or hating it or that it makes you feel dirty.

just before he's about to come use your hand to pull back the skin on his penis as it will go while still sucking(this makes the orgasm more intense and will help him 'shoot'). as he shoots suck really really hard .then light him a fag and make him a sammich before you get dressed.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

as he shoots suck really really hard .then light him a fag and make him a sammich before you get dressed.

sorry, but I just have to ask; what is a "sammich"?

//Do'h!!!//

quote:Originally posted by whatatripthishasbeen:

thats when your dick disappears.

WTF ?

Sammich? That's a threesome with Sam & Mich. What did you think?

I've found that having the rythum varied is good. To slow, to hestate at either end of the shaft is well. To take time to work along

the Ureathra with the tongue is a worthwhile venture.

Please, don't discount the ol' Japanese talkin' blowjob (Sucky-Yacky). Go ahead talk,

hum, sing with your mouth full.

When I give Jeff a blowjob, I keep at least one of my hands at the bottom of his shaft and move it up and down in coordination with my head. He likes that. Oh, and cough drops are cool too. Lick his balls really easy right before you start too. It makes it that much more intense when he blows.

Speaking of blowjobs.... http://209.126.182.100/x/jun10/yucky.mpg

quote:Originally posted by hooter_girl:

When I give Jeff a blowjob, I keep at least one of my hands at the bottom of his shaft and move it up and down in coordination with my head. He likes that. Oh, and cough drops are cool too. Lick his balls really easy right before you start too. It makes it that much more intense when he blows.



Must we really know all that ?

if ug et too tired and take a small pause, TALK DIRTY during that time or all your work goes to waste !

Age old pun, but I suck at blowjobs.



I dont know.. it's just I always make such a mess, make disgusting squelchy noises, fall asleep or sneeze..

Also I get paranoid. When a guy moans and says it's good, what if he's just being polite?

What about teeth?

I like to use my teeth because I think pain can be a valid form of pleasure, some guys like it some guys dont.

You'll usually be able to tell by what sort of club you met him in.



I'm so incredibly bad at Blowjobs, I feel really lame, like I've let him down or something, so whispering 'do what you want to me' is usually the end of the uncomfortable blowjob scenario.

Oh, and position wise, I've only tried it once, but, [b]69[/b!!

quote:when a guy moans and says it's good, what if he's just being polite?-yoyobeck

listen hunny bunny if he moans then he is enjoying it! we blokes cant fake it like you girls. and if he comes then it was GOOOOD1

quit running yourself down luv.

Anyone ever have a hummer?

I love those

ok just hum when your on his dick, the vibration feels reallllllll good

holy crap dude ^^^^^ I got one of those once and I jizzed in like half a minute....

Bump for the search-impaired.

quote:Originally posted by ashleyjo:

How can I give a guy a real good blowjob? What makes it real good? I know it depends on the guy, but tell me anyway.

Three things for a Fantastic Blow-Job:

1.) No teeth (If used except a rap upside the head with a 40 oz. and no complaining either.

2.) Swallow don't spit!!! Be the fuckin proper lil piece of ass your father could be proud of.

3.) **MOST IMPORTANT** You should always make sure the cock being sucked belongs to ME!!! Why? Because I'm a good teacher...

There you have it toot's!

Honestly, i did not have a clue on how to give head....

I posted this very same topic on totse a while back... i got a whole lotta feedback...and now i can honestly say i'ma pro at it.

My b/f loves it when i give him head and if u guys are really in love.. u can swallow.

He will cherish u forever.

quote:Stay on and let him cum in your mouth, or get off and jack him off the rest of the way so he can cum all over himself.

I highly recommend *not* jacking him off when he blows, just let him cum in your mouth. Getting jacked off at the end of a hummer is such a let down.... IMHO those kinds of 'treats' don't even count as blowjobs.

I don't think I understand the "hummer" thing. I know what it is, but I may not be doing it right, or over-thinking it. A "hum", by defintion, is a sound made by pressing one's lips together; it's a closed-mouth thing. When giving head my mouth is in an "O" shape with something filling in the space. How does one "hum" in that case?

If your giving a bj and your humming and you forget the rest of the songs' beat what do you do? do you start the song over or just stop or start a new hum?

quote:

"A "hum", by defintion, is a sound made by pressing one's lips together; it's a closed-mouth thing."

While when normally humming your lips are together, the sound actually comes from your vocal chords. Pressing your lips together makes no noise by itself. Ever see someone who is gagged trying to speak? You sure can hear em, maybe not understand them, but that gag is still feeling the vibration from their throat.

I think as long as you have a tight enough seal with your lips so that air doesn't escape from your mouth, you're in good condition.

Nokio

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

And I fucking hate you, because you removed my opportunity for more-refined wit by mentioning hummers like a fuckhead.



Awwwww too bad Infrared.

OK. Here are my favorite things when receiving oral:

1) Don't just put the cock in your mouth, move up and down, and let me cum. I want you to enjoy it too, use your tongue, move with strength.

2) Make eye contact

3) Play with my testicles WHILE sucking. Putting them in mouth is optional.

4) Lick, pull, move.

5) Swallowing is wonderful, but keep going after I cum. It's the best part!

6) WATCH THE TEETH!

Are there any guys who come quicker when receiving a blowjob than when having intercourse? It seems guys who usually come fairly quickly while fucking take forever when getting a blowjob.

I can fuck for hours and not cum. Now a blowjug will get me off in a matter of minutes if done corectly. Why is that?

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Are there any guys who come quicker when receiving a blowjob than when having intercourse? It seems guys who usually come fairly quickly while fucking take forever when getting a blowjob.

For me, blowjobs take longer; although, during sex I usually have more control so I can delay my orgasms.