Okay guys, this one is for you to answer please. I want anything and absolutely everything you personally think. What do you like girls to do for you? what turns you on, what have you wanted a girl to do, what can we do more or better, or not at all? Sexually, emotionally, physically, verbally, whatever.. anything. I want to find this stuff out for my guy, and for the hell of knowing. Whatever you think, whatever you dream, spill please. Just be careful, whatever you wish for just might come true.

You could ask a million men this question, and most likely you'd get a million different answers (after the first thousand get the "How I like my coffee, chopped up ad in my freezer" bug out of their asses). Why? Because no male is the same (even clones. Damn clones... :evilEye: ).

Anyways, I like mine over easy.

Okay it helps when:-

She swallows

She doesn't nag (pretty important)

She can be herself (vital)

Emotionally stable, not self-conscious or an extrovert

She does not get jealous easily (very very important)



It's 5:19 am here so I might have to come back to answer this......I'm off to bed.

Yeah I hate it when she says:

"Dont do that, you'll kill yourself"

then 5 seconds later.

"That's illegal. I dont think you should do you that."

Thats the only thing that pissed me off about my most recent former relationship.



quote:

So, how do you feel about 45 year old vigins who still lives with their mother? Dont try to change me baby.

--Comic Book Guy

i like my women like i like my coke, 12 years old and mixed with coke

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

"How I like my coffee, chopped up ad in my freezer"

That could also be "I like my women how I like my coffee, black."

^^ And anubisknight, that didn't make sense.

Petie

Yeah, it is definately supposed to be "i like my women like i like my scotch, 12 years old and mixed with coke"

Never date a girl that doesn't masturbate, she doesn't know what she wants or how to ask for it!

Confident, but not egotistical.

Good sense of humor.

Attractive (too many different kinds of attractive to explain).

Logical.

Intelligent.

Non-dependant, but still gets lonely without me for long periods of time.

Sexually open to giving and recieving pleasure.

5'3", long brown hair, green eyes, full lips, and named Amanda .

Whatever she wants, with very few limits.

It's troubling to consider you'd try on new personalities based on what anyone here says.

The only "constants" I have seen in male preferences is that they don't care for women who are clingy/needy and who don't take care of themselves. Everything else is workable.

One that masturbates with a 12-gauge

For me, she has to be my best friend most importantly. She also has to be able to trust me and be trustworthy back. She has to be there for me and come to me when there are problems. Im in a bad mood and cant think of n e other serious ideas... so thats all for now.

quote:Originally posted by BBN:

One that masturbates with a 12-gauge

That would be so fucking hot. I have thought about that before.

I think I will ask her to do it with my 20 gauge. Don't have a 12.



And actually, I want a chick to be at least a little bit needy. Got to feel like I have a purpose you know?

Intelligent, not too self-concious, politically-conscious, free-thinking, open-minded, beautiful (not model beautiful, my ex-girlfriend "A" beautiful), and not too jealous.

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>

<LI>turn up naked

<LI> bring beer

<LI>swallow!

</UL>

(and don't forget the sammich after)

quote:Originally posted by stupid noob:

That would be so fucking hot. I have thought about that before.

I think I will ask her to do it with my 20 gauge. Don't have a 12.



And actually, I want a chick to be at least a little bit needy. Got to feel like I have a purpose you know?



My ex used a Desert Eagle once. That was interesting.

Savage.. you hit the button with that one...



seriosuly girls, masterbate and do us guys a favor!

I like mine medium done. with some tamota sauce.

quote:how do you like your women?

- WET !!

[This message has been edited by henteichicken (edited 06-11-2004).]

Bent over

And one who loves sex and isn't just a clinger to the in-crowd

Sunny side up ?

No, a woman who masturbates with a 12 Ga. would not be "so hot". I don't want that sticky mung all over my Wingmaster, okay?

However, handguns are different. Fuck off - they just are.

-Short

-Curvacious, yet tight bodied

-brunette preferably

-nice eyes

-full lips

-enjoys sex, but isn't a slut

-likes to party, get high etc...

-strong, a fiery streak is good, just not a bitch

-smart

-funny

-flexible, (both physically and otherwise... mainly physically)

-good cook

-caring

Yea that sounds good.

Battered? Mmmm. Make mine extra crispy...& can I get coleslaw, with my order?

Raw is good too. Nothing like a young Stew, in her own juices. TWA coffee or TWA tea?

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

No, a woman who masturbates with a 12 Ga. would not be "so hot". I don't want that sticky mung all over my Wingmaster, okay?

However, handguns are different. Fuck off - they just are.



This dims the line between the old saying 'this is my rifle...this is my gun....with this i kill people....with this i have fun.'

Tall, athletic (not shotput or discus athletic,the running kind), smart, funny, not disgustingly girly, good taste in music/movies (see 'not disgustinly girly'), a conversationalist (that knows when to shut up), open minded sexually.

Well that's about it.