Okay it's my friend's birthday, were not really dating, but he loves me and I love him, and we have messed around. and I'm really stuck on what to get/do for his birthday, its still a little ways away so I have time but I'm just thinking.. I want something he wont forget, and something that's origanal. Anything for you guys, would be the best

Thanks in advanced for any of you whom take it sereously.. bye

Give him some head.



and if not him, give me some head.

quote:Give him some head.

and if not him, give me some head.

These sorts of questions puzzle me because no one here knows your friend better than you do. Why would you want a suggestion from a stranger?

A least provide some background info. What sorts of gifts have you given him previously (birthdays, holidays) and how did he react? Does he have interests/hobbies? Have you ever heard him say "Gee I wish I had..."? Do you have a limitless budget?

If you haven't known him long enough to ever have given him a gift, agonizing over giving that "certain perfect something" is probably premature. Just go for the classics: gift cards/certificates.

Give him something thats not easily lost, forgotten, or replaced. What are his biggest interests? Get him something that relates to that... unless of course you are looking to do something which involves yourself a little bit more.

Go into a local creek. Look around, in the water, for a smooth stone. Keep looking until you have found at least ten smooth stones. Now, write on them, using some paint or marker or whatnot, the numbers one through whatever number you go up to. Now, place all of these rocks in a sack. Place the sack in a box, and then wrap the box. Give the box to him.

When he opens it, if he isn't an idiot, he'll be so confused that he'll have no idea what to say. That's when you take out a giant turtle and hand it to him (using a fork lift, of course). The turtle will see the rocks, and will start counting out loud. When it gets to his age (which you, subconsciously, choose as the amount of rocks to pick, you silly) it will bite his head off.

Now you'd either feed the rest of his body to the turtle, or throw him in the creek. Either way, though, remember to take his wallet and live the life of a turtle's wife.

My b-day is coming up, in about a month, and I just told my gf what I want.

Well, actually, I gave her a list of things to choose from.

I told her to get me an AK-47 from our local gun shop, a large caliber rifle, or a skeet thrower, and a box of shells for my sawed off.

I doubt that I will get a new gun, but I know i will at least get some ammo for what I already have.

Oh, and i told her to get me some chems too, I think I will get those myself though.

Topic starter, just find out what he likes (i.e. games, guns, computers, music, movies) and get him something that goes along with that.

If he jsut got a new computer, find out some stuff he needs to make it better and get it. If he likes guns, get him ammo, if he likes music, get him some cd's, if he likes movies, get him some dvd's, if he likes video games, get him one, or you could get some stuff for his game console.

Or you could do the age old classic of head, but I would be pissed if that was all I got.

Matter of fact, I would be surprised if I got head on my b-day.

Fucking frigid bitch.

... Or give him cash; all men like getting cash because we don't have to pretend that we like the Pokémon Stadium or bright pink mouse you got us.

Or stuffed fucking gorilla.

I got my gf a huge fucking tv one year for Valetines day, and all I got was a fucking stuffed gorilla.

At first I thought she was fucking with me, so I kept searching for the real gift......

But alas, just the monkey.

It's not like she didn't know about the tv either, we picked it out together, so she had no excuse.

Fuck it, I never get any good gifts from anyone anyways, (when I even get a fucking gift) so why should I start to expect it now?

Get him a couple cds you really like and you think hed enjoy. Or go out for a meal somewhere nice... damn the possibilities are endless, you have the best perspective on it.

CD, Sexual favor, sports item, game, take ur pic

A watch is a good start - everyone needs to time at some point, i know its what my gf is getting me - im a sucker for anything chrome with blue somewhere.

A teddy? if hes got a heart he'll have it on his desk or where ever to always remind him of you.

quote:Originally posted by lil_sis83:

Okay it's my friend's birthday, were not really dating, but he loves me and I love him, and we have messed around. and I'm really stuck on what to get/do for his birthday, its still a little ways away so I have time but I'm just thinking.. I want something he wont forget, and something that's origanal. Anything for you guys, would be the best

Thanks in advanced for any of you whom take it sereously.. bye

Toss his salad, then let him cum in your face.

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

Go into a local creek. Look around, in the water, for a smooth stone. Keep looking until you have found at least ten smooth stones. Now, write on them, using some paint or marker or whatnot, the numbers one through whatever number you go up to. Now, place all of these rocks in a sack. Place the sack in a box, and then wrap the box. Give the box to him.

When he opens it, if he isn't an idiot, he'll be so confused that he'll have no idea what to say. That's when you take out a giant turtle and hand it to him (using a fork lift, of course). The turtle will see the rocks, and will start counting out loud. When it gets to his age (which you, subconsciously, choose as the amount of rocks to pick, you silly) it will bite his head off.

Now you'd either feed the rest of his body to the turtle, or throw him in the creek. Either way, though, remember to take his wallet and live the life of a turtle's wife.

You're quite an amazing character Gus.

ur juices...in a cup...decorated with dildos

Did no one else pick up on the subliminal

quote:origanal

message in her post? Give him some anal. Or at least give him some anal. I'm sure he would enjoy it, either way.