I hate this, I'm fucking a girl (usually from behind), and out of nowhere comes this very loud, very unsexy suction noise. I am told it's trapped air escaping from their gash, does anybody know how to avoid or prevent this?

Thanks alot

Some guys actually like that sound

It's called a vagina fart

I can't stress how much I hate it, it's enough to make me lose my erection.

queef

Oh yes, the mighty queef.

It's normal, and there's not much that can be done. Perhaps the occurance may be minimized by avoiding the "doggy-style" position.

Get out your mom's vacuum, and suck all that air out!

So there is no known way to prevent this profoundly unhot phenomenon?

As Cindy said - avoid doggystyle is your best bet.

You could take a drill to your ears, making the sound unhearable...

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

You could take a drill to your ears, making the sound unhearable...

You could pawn your computer to prevent further inane replies. Damn. Thanks for your help anyway everybody.

man thats a loose bitch if she gets air trapped in there

try eating her out before hand or something

Yeah, you are fucking a canyon there.

No, really, it's normal, just deal with it, and don't point it out, or you will make her feel bad.

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

You could take a drill to your ears, making the sound unhearable...

hehe, oh gustave!

does her pussy echo? that might be the reason.

quote:Originally posted by spicy69:

hehe, oh gustave!



*puts his hand to his ear*

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU BECAUSE I STARTED PRACTICING WHAT I PREACH!

Lol Gustave, you expert in vaginas.

to fix the queef one must know the queef. As was prior stated it is a result of trapped air that gets pushed out as you push in. It only happens because of two reasons; you stick your member in too fast and out comes a very embarassing noise if anybody is in the house, to fix this problem just put it in slowly, this should fix it perfectly.

*But, if youre penis is too small or the vaginal orifice is too large this will not curtail your problem. If you understand the logic you will know that once the penis is inside and the lips are wrapped firmly around it no air can come in or out, but a small penis or large vagina will void this law. Thus it is incurable in the doggy position.

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Haha, it's especially gross when they're on their period. Nothing like projectile blood spraying, accompanied with a fart noise. Mmmmmmmmm.

Oh, god, I have had that happen before, had a fine mist of blood all over the place.

quote:Originally posted by fridayNi:

to fix the queef one must know the queef. As was prior stated it is a result of trapped air that gets pushed out as you push in. It only happens because of two reasons; you stick your member in too fast and out comes a very embarassing noise if anybody is in the house, to fix this problem just put it in slowly, this should fix it perfectly.

*But, if youre penis is too small or the vaginal orifice is too large this will not curtail your problem. If you understand the logic you will know that once the penis is inside and the lips are wrapped firmly around it no air can come in or out, but a small penis or large vagina will void this law. Thus it is incurable in the doggy position.

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I am rather well endowed, and the girl was a virgin before me, it usually takes us a few minutes to work it in beforehand, so I know that's not the problem. I'll take it slower next time, thanks.

quote:Originally posted by Ghast:

You could pawn your computer to prevent further inane replies. Damn. Thanks for your help anyway everybody.

I recommend abstinence as THE solution.

It's very silent, no sounds at all.



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quote:Originally posted by Ghast:

I hate this, I'm fucking a girl (usually from behind), and out of nowhere comes this very loud, very unsexy suction noise. I am told it's trapped air escaping from their gash, does anybody know how to avoid or prevent this?

Thanks alot

Jerk off?

I know this gurl that can queef on command. The only reason she turns me on with that is because she's hotter than hell.

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That one has to be the best one i've seen in a very, very long time. Thanks, fag.

This thread still going ?

Incredible how air can be a hot subject.

wear earmuffs

i think the trapped air can be caused by not feeling relaxed ... sometimes if you kiss and cuddle a lot before hand the girl will get more relaxed and theres less chance of it happening .. i think anyway

quote:Originally posted by great_sage=heaven:

Haha, it's especially gross when they're on their period. Nothing like projectile blood spraying, accompanied with a fart noise. Mmmmmmmmm.

Wow, you're the first person to gross me out in a good while.

Sweet!

When you guys do it doggy just stick it in the bitches ass instead.