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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2004-06-09, 13:31
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henteichicken 
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some really strange christian shit
i was brought up in a radical,rabid,commitable church and i thought i had heard all the way out ott shit going but no 'there's more'...
married couple- both total righteous nuts. she gets sick of being subservient to her man and has a short affair. unfortunately she gets HIV.
her husband takes her back and forgives her which is fine(its what the bible says to do). but now he insists that she sleep with him WITHOUT A CONDOM!
apparently he believes the bible commands that the only reason to abstain would be for reasons of prayer.good book don't say nothing about deadly viral infections...
wow -we don't see such ' faith in israel these days'.
anyway he says he loves her and god will protect him or not as god see's fit and that 'becoming one flesh' is far more important than worries about dying.
*shakes head in disbelief and also some wonder*
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#2
 2004-06-09, 13:53
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Cornpuff Mgruff 
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Re: some really strange christian shit
quote:Originally posted by henteichicken:
i was brought up in a radical,rabid,commitable church and i thought i had heard all the way out ott shit going but no 'there's more'...
married couple- both total righteous nuts. she gets sick of being subservient to her man and has a short affair. unfortunately she gets HIV.
her husband takes her back and forgives her which is fine(its what the bible says to do). but now he insists that she sleep with him WITHOUT A CONDOM!
apparently he believes the bible commands that the only reason to abstain would be for reasons of prayer.good book don't say nothing about deadly viral infections...
wow -we don't see such ' faith in israel these days'.
anyway he says he loves her and god will protect him or not as god see's fit and that 'becoming one flesh' is far more important than worries about dying.
*shakes head in disbelief and also some wonder*
what do you mean by way out ott shit going on?
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#3
 2004-06-09, 13:57
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henteichicken 
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Re: some really strange christian shit
^^for example: some people believe that if a husband sleeps with another women but only has anal knowledge of her then he has not commited adultery!
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#4
 2004-06-09, 14:02
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Cornpuff Mgruff 
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Re: some really strange christian shit
quote:Originally posted by henteichicken:
^^for example: some people believe that if a husband sleeps with another women but only has anal knowledge of her then he has not commited adultery!
"sleeps with another woman*"
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#5
 2004-06-09, 14:08
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Re: some really strange christian shit
I think this thread would do better in My God, but whatever.
If he is so strict on the following the Bible...he should have her stoned to death for adultery. That is the Old Testament way. As for the New Testament, I believe adultery is grounds for divorce.
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#6
 2004-06-09, 14:21
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Infrared 
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Re: some really strange christian shit
As a baptised Roman Catholic who actually did practice devoutly for a time, let me just say that that's the fucking stupidest thing I've ever heard.
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#7
 2004-06-09, 14:24
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Re: some really strange christian shit
think this is one of those threads that could belong either here or there.
wether adultery is grounds for divorce is one of those really tricky new testament questions. the general consensus is that it isn't but could be ,may be ,perhaps...
and yes hentei strictly speaking the bloke in your situation is absolutely right:the NT says very clearly that prayer is the only reason for husband and wife not to have sex.
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#8
 2004-06-09, 14:44
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Syko 
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Re: some really strange christian shit
The majority of the bible has either been lost over the years or burnt a few hundred years back in Europe. The rest that was left has been re-translated so many times that fundamentalism doesn't work.
I can't see how using a condom isn't sex, if so why don't all the Christians go out and have adultary with condoms?
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#9
 2004-06-09, 14:46
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moonmeister 
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Re: some really strange christian shit
"Be as little children". Horny, stupid little
children, I'm not so sure.
Trouble with people today: they want to have their cunt...& eat it, too.
In Japan (where laws were influenced by post WW2 occupation) * Pink Shop * workers who only take it the * Back Way * are not really
considered prostitutes. A recent * Bad Cop * who stalked & anally raped women, was not considered so bad. Because he left the front door alone.
In Canuckada, in Quebec, a father who had the bad knowledge of his <9 year old daughter
had this said by the Judge. "At least she is still a virgin".
It all comes back to * Child Bearing *. As bad as " Wrong Sex " may be. As much trouble as it may cause. If there is no birth because
then... . No?
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#10
 2004-06-09, 15:18
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whiteass 
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Re: some really strange christian shit
GOd will save him! Just like god would saved me from the devil! huh? yea the devil. WHy dont you believe me? I saw him in my room damnit, then i blacked out probablly from his devil-like spells. Next thing i knew i woke up in my bed safe and sound. God must have saved me, he must be alive. Then i ate the rest of my magic shrooms and god came and spoke to me. He is real!
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#11
 2004-06-09, 16:08
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Little Pea 
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Re: some really strange christian shit
The Catholic church (and other Christian religions, but especially Catholicism) is so full of loopholes and bullshit it makes me sick. My ex-girlfriend's mother was uber Catholic so she always argued on her mother's side. The main thing that we argued about was birth control. Apparently there is a technique that involves close watch on a womans menstral cycle that is supposed to descease the chance of conception (since they can't use any for of real bc). When I asked how this is different from normal bc, except for the fact that it is less effective, I was told that it is a "natural" method. The hypocritical part about it is that Catholics believe that God will let a woman become pregnant at his own bidding (hence why they think that bc is meddling with God's will blah blah blah). What didn't make any sense to me is why they could perform a "natural" form of bc, which was encouraged by the Church, but couldn't use a man-made form of bc. By their own standards they are all interfering with the will of God. Crazy assholes.
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#12
 2004-06-09, 17:02
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boobsy mcfirehazard 
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Re: some really strange christian shit
I think you'll find its called the "rhythm method", Little Pea, and I think the "God will let you get pregnant when it's you time" thing is the belief of you girlfriend's ma, as opposed to the whole Catholic church (although there's that whole 'predestination' thing). But I'm lapsed, so I don't really give a fuck.
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#13
 2004-06-09, 17:14
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moonmeister 
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Re: some really strange christian shit
^^^Not giving a fuck. That really is the best method. How you match that up with being a horny drunk & a love-ly commune, I don't know.
Back-door Girl?
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#14
 2004-06-09, 21:20
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boobsy mcfirehazard 
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Re: some really strange christian shit
What can I say, I'm a woman of strange and varied beliefs, anal sex not being one of them  I just paid attention in religion classes is all.
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#15
 2004-06-09, 23:46
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Aunt Jemima 
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Re: some really strange christian shit
What if she gets pregnant and they have a child?
That is terrible! The child will not have a good life, he/she will die young
What's the point in bringing a child into that? Why would they want he/she to suffer?
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#16
 2004-06-09, 23:53
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henteichicken 
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Re: some really strange christian shit
good point that aunt jem. i don't know. however i assume they believe that if god wants her to have a child then he'll have his reasons and these just have to be accepted -NB this is NOT my view!
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#17
 2004-06-10, 02:34
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Re: some really strange christian shit
Following the moral principles of the Catholic Church it would be acceptable for the married couple in question to use condoms while having sex because the intended purpose is preventing the spread of a deadly disease rather than for the purpose of preventing pregnancy.
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#18
 2004-06-10, 04:55
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Re: some really strange christian shit
Yep, most religious doctrines are idiodic in the extreme.
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#19
 2004-06-10, 12:20
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Re: some really strange christian shit
quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:
The Catholic church (and other Christian religions, but especially Catholicism) is so full of loopholes and bullshit it makes me sick.
Catholocism is the religion of rationalisation. Little catholics are taught to see things in whichever light makes them feel alright about themselves and the poor decisions they make. They can unabashedly and artfully bullshit their way out of any sticky situation.
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#20
 2004-06-10, 13:13
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boobsy mcfirehazard 
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Re: some really strange christian shit
It's really just institutuionalised hypocrisy and blame-passing, promising salvation and forgiveness. And I've just realised that my last 5 or so posts have been related to Catholicism. So I'm going to stop now.
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#21
 2004-06-10, 15:03
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moonmeister 
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Re: some really strange christian shit
Stop & do penance, I hope. With a round of self-flagellation & a bunch of Hail Guiness's
Then if it's warm, go out dressed to warmly or if it's cool, too lightly.
You must suffer! There'll be Nun of your cheek. Now...turn the other cheeks & I'll give you a couple hundred of my best.
Strokes that is. You poor dear, a good
stroking will top you up. 
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#22
 2004-06-10, 15:07
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henteichicken 
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Re: some really strange christian shit
what has being a roaming catholic got to do with the couple in question?
they would consider the pope to be the source of all evil and the antichrist.
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#23
 2004-06-10, 15:29
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Blurry 
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Re: some really strange christian shit
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
George Carlin
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#24
 2004-06-10, 17:32
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boobsy mcfirehazard 
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Re: some really strange christian shit
I'm not sure whether to be happy or scared that you seem to be paying so much attention to my posts, moonmeister. But, I do like the sound of a Hail Guinness...  It could be the offical commune prayer!
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#25
 2004-06-10, 17:51
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Chibi Shinigami 
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Re: some really strange christian shit
that..is the craziest bullshit i've seen in a LONG time.
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#26
 2004-06-10, 17:52
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Re: some really strange christian shit
quote:Originally posted by Infrared:
As a baptised Roman Catholic who actually did practice devoutly for a time, let me just say that that's the fucking stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Amen... same here.
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#27
 2004-06-10, 18:30
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Re: some really strange christian shit
quote:Originally posted by henteichicken:
i was brought up in a radical,rabid,commitable church and i thought i had heard all the way out ott shit going but no 'there's more'...
I love the way that every thread you create, you always add a lot of background info on yourself. You could have just told us the story, but wait, that wouldn't have drilled home your background history quite enough would it?
I'm quite surprised that you've maintained it all this long, it's actually quite a credit to you.
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#28
 2004-06-10, 21:47
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henteichicken 
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Re: some really strange christian shit
jca i live in the hope that one day your obvious intelligence will gain the upper hand and you'll post something worth reading.
until then you'll just remain jk's pwnd arse.
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#29
 2004-06-11, 00:03
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Re: some really strange christian shit
quote:Originally posted by henteichicken:
jca i live in the hope that one day your obvious intelligence will gain the upper hand and you'll post something worth reading.
until then you'll just remain jk's pwnd arse.
I post to satisfy myself and my thoughts. If it does that, then it's all good so far as I care.
And jk knows he can "pwn" my arse any day of the week if he gets round to thinking like that, he just has to meet the average + requirements and it's a free pass.
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#30
 2004-06-11, 00:07
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henteichicken 
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Re: some really strange christian shit
quote:average + requirements -jca
wtf does that mean?
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#31
 2004-06-11, 00:38
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quote:Originally posted by Infrared:
As a baptised Roman Catholic who actually did practice devoutly for a time, let me just say that that's the fucking stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Dit -fucking- to
I'm glad I'm out of that stuff
[This message has been edited by Keltoiberserker (edited 06-11-2004).]
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#32
 2004-06-11, 02:45
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Re: some really strange christian shit
that's great, that means there will be two less religious fucktards on this planet. hell, maybe they'll have some kids who fuck some more christians and take them out too.
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#33
 2004-06-11, 12:58
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Re: some really strange christian shit
quote:Originally posted by henteichicken:
average + requirements -jca
wtf does that mean?
"sufficiently equipped"
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#34
 2004-06-11, 13:23
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Re: some really strange christian shit
^^ OMG your female? (in which case i apologise ) or you're gay(Die sodomite!).
if you are a girl then you should know by now that jack doesn't like women.
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#35
 2004-06-11, 20:31
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Re: some really strange christian shit
I'm a bloke, a big one too. And not just in that way...
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#36
 2004-06-11, 20:42
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Re: some really strange christian shit
thanx jca but at my advanced age i prefer to get my kicks above the waistline and i aint talking savate here...(cos these days its daze of the weak anyway)
*wonders if anyone will get that very obscure reference*
[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 06-11-2004).]
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#37
 2004-06-11, 23:11
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Re: some really strange christian shit
Groundhogs...?
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#38
 2004-06-11, 23:22
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Re: some really strange christian shit
nope sorry you are the weakest link 
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