Four killers break in your house they cut the phone lines and rounded your whole family up one by one in a uhaul truck they take you out to a cabin in the woods were nobody can here you scream they are going to kill your whole family slow and painfully, one by one if you dont give them the entertainment they want,

they have all types of weapons and poisoness spiders and snakes OUT OF LOVE they put you to test in order for you and your whole family not to die a slow and painfull death...

you have to choose a topic of entertainment



a) have hot long sex with your mother as if she was your girlfriend-after they set you free

b)perform oral sex with your sisters as if she was your girlfriend-after they set you free

C)your father have to tag your sister while you tag your mom and switch in a tag team match-you go free

D) your mother has to perform oral sex on you as if you were your father- you know what happens next

what would you do???

LOL

LET THE ANSWERS COME

Ummm, 'E', vaporize the men and then take my family back home.

I think this would do much better in SG, seeing as it is slightly comical in its nature...

I'd go all Spawn and shit on them and send 'em all to hell!

Sorry, I was just watching that fucked-up Spawn animated movie.

I'd go all spawn also. and fucking slice their heads off with my chains.

Nobody is going to give an answer for fear of being called an incestuous perv, and I suspect many would rather die than perform these (that is, until the snakes are right up to them, then they'll be begging for another chance... heheheh... *ahem*)

D sounds easiest if you just close your eyes and think it's not her. It puts most of the emotional load onto your mum ... quite a loving gesture eh? Not quite as loving as hers, of course

So your gun toting killer puts this proposition to you, you choose one option and perform it and you are subsequently and fully set free.

I'm not an anarchist, but sometimes we take rules too seriously. Rules are the biggest brainteaser of all, they exist for you to try to bend them or break them, without the rule maker knowing or caring.

Thats a fucked up question...