ok so this is it. everytime i kiss my girl i get a hard on i dont like making out too much cuz then i get a real hard on. is this normal or what is going on with me?

normal if your young, next time suggest that she help you take care of it.

I am almost 22 and it still happens to me everyday. She's used to it by now, it's not like I can control it.

It's normal, and it's generally good. Don't worry about it.

The time to worry is when it only happens when you kiss your ma or sister or your pa!

Or your pup. Your horse or cow. Don't worry if it happens with your car or of course bike.

You're suffering from RBM syndrome, or "Red-Blooded male" syndrome, which is caused by a surge of testosterone which never does go away, but you do learn to control, so there IS hope for you in the future. RBS is also sometimes referred to as "Puberty" in it's early stages. Symptoms include horniness, sexual arousal borne of anything even remotely sexual that you see/hear/think, and priapic reaction to said stimuli. If you wish to cure yourself, you can do it at home with a sharp knife and frontal lobotomy, or get a "vasectomy". See your doctor today.

You know what I hate tho...Is when your dancin with a girl and you start to get hard for no reason..And then your think she can feel it so you try to back up a little bit..

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

The time to worry is when it only happens when you kiss your ma or sister or your pa!

Or your pup. Your horse or cow. Don't worry if it happens with your car or of course bike.

So if it's a really manly bike (like a Harley), and part of being manly is having sex with women, wouldn't it be manly to...how do I say this...lube up your tailpipe and engage in simulated coitus with it?

quote:Originally posted by -Renegade-:

You know what I hate tho...Is when your dancin with a girl and you start to get hard for no reason..And then your think she can feel it so you try to back up a little bit..

LOL!! I was dancing with this guy when I was like... 12 or 13 or something like that. Anyway, I kept feeling this thing poke into my leg, and for some reason I thought it was a tag on the bottom of his shirt, so I reached down and attempted to twist it off. At this point, the guy yelps and jumps back and he's all "What the fuck?"

And then here's me, innocent and naive, and I haven't a fucking clue. So my friend steps over and tells me what's what.

God that was so embarrassing. :blush:

Anyway, long story short, yes, we can feel them.

quote:Originally posted by Lilly:

LOL!! I was dancing with this guy when I was like... 12 or 13 or something like that. Anyway, I kept feeling this thing poke into my leg, and for some reason I thought it was a tag on the bottom of his shirt, so I reached down and attempted to twist it off. At this point, the guy yelps and jumps back and he's all "What the fuck?"

And then here's me, innocent and naive, and I haven't a fucking clue. So my friend steps over and tells me what's what.

God that was so embarrassing. :blush:

Anyway, long story short, yes, we can feel them.

AHAHAHAHA..No that is funny..I feel bad for him..But yeah..I guess girls really do feel it more often than i thought..

That's classic Lilly, trying to trim the hedged were you.

Lilly, you made my day!!

Next time u get a hardon just put your gf's hand on it...or better still place your hand on her head and gently push it down to your boner...

quote:Originally posted by -Renegade-:

You know what I hate tho...Is when your dancin with a girl and you start to get hard for no reason..And then your think she can feel it so you try to back up a little bit..

Hard for no reason? Dancing with a girl & you get hard "for no reason?"

With bikes? When that Harley's tailpipe gets

hot, you know it's hot for you. Grease that li'l tail & give 'er, you know she wants you.

Sounds like latent homothexxuality, where a guy would turn you on more. "Like I was just dancing with Bruce & I got soooo hard!"

"Well, of course you did. That faggot is hot".



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believe me kiddo when you get to be my age (38) you'll look back wistfully to this time ....

*drinks coffee laced with viagra*

I used to know this guy who would get hard every time he saw me. He would leave the room and go limp, then come back and be hard again. It was pretty cool/funny

quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

I used to know this guy who would get hard every time he saw me. He would leave the room and go limp, then come back and be hard again. It was pretty cool/funny

You're such a cock tease.

Heh. He must've been a tweaker. Or had it bad for you...Or both. I don't know if I've ever had it quite THAT bad for someone, though it's very easy for the girl I love (speaking in past tense without actually doing so here) to get it up. Seeing her just walk into the room (clothed...normally clothed, anyway) wouldn't do it.



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ok thanks guys ,but one other question is that i get hard on and sometimes i premature cum. NOW is that bad?

quote:Originally posted by Johnnx:

or better still place your hand on her head and gently push it down to your boner...

Possibly the worst advice ever. Most girls I know have horror stories about guys doin that. It freaks most of them out.

And don't worry, that's called an LRB (Little Reason Boner), much like the NRB (No Reason Boner), except that there is a little bit of reasoning behind it.

quote:Originally posted by Kosmonova:

ok thanks guys ,but one other question is that i get hard on and sometimes i premature cum. NOW is that bad?

If its like a full ejaculation then you've got a problem. But if it's just a little wet spot, everybody gets that. No biggie.

I you DON'T get a hard on its bad

Just wipe the cum with your finger a then stick it in her mouth...

Heh, I think I was one of the few in high school who just stopped giving a fuck after awhile and just let those no-reason boners do their thing. Yeah, people noticed, but I just kind of let myself give off this "Yeah, I'm rock-motherfucking-solid; why aren't you?" vibe.

Besides, it's obvious what you're doing if you're holding your book sheepishly over your crotch.

...I kinda took this to a new level the other day, what with the whole tweaker's-girl-walking-in-on-me-while-jerking thing...And wow, I guess she never talked; tweak-boy never tried to jump my shit for it.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Heh. He must've been a tweaker. Or had it bad for you...Or both. I don't know if I've ever had it quite THAT bad for someone, though it's very easy for the girl I love (speaking in past tense without actually doing so here) to get it up. Seeing her just walk into the room (clothed...normally clothed, anyway) wouldn't do it.



Nah, he wasn't a tweaker or anything. Well, he wasn't at the time I knew him anyway. He was drug tested very regularly. He and I were just really horny all-over-each-other people. He's the only person I know who even though he's not good looking, has cigarette breath, and has a horrible personality can still get me horny in like 2 seconds. It's amazing. I guess that because he knew I would do something boner-worthy within less than a minute of him walking in the room, some sort of Pavlov thing took place. Though we never did anything sexual. I guess I am a cock tease

Okay, so when you girls...or guys.. Hmmm.. feel or see your guy has a little hard on for no particular reason, what do you think? think anything of it?

well when i get a boner i usually dont hide it b/c I have a relatively normal penis

(7 1/2 inches) so if you got it flaunt it.

i mean if shes your g/f you all will only end up foolin around if one of you makes a move so just slowly move her hand while your makin out and see where it goes from there.

lol, first things first mate, it happens to everryone so meh, and second thing to the 7. incher saying thats normal, that aint normal. The average is 5-5.5 inches, anything above that is classed as big, and isnt that common, as only 1 in 20,000 men have a penis 7 inches or larger.

And before u even suggest it, im not jealous, i have a 6 incher and i find it works perfectly fien for me.

big deal :/

i get it too when kisisng my gf

and i tell i got one and she someitmes strokes it or just says 'silly u' or shit like that

great so its not a big problem

Well, it's not a "problem", anyways...

Mangolia_d, it;s not 1 in 20, 000 for a seven inch dick.

Well atleast according to mens health, 1 in 500 men have a 9 inch dick.

lol, i knew someone was going to argue that statistic. U see this is the problem with stats, ppl twist them and manipulate them to fit into what they want, hell, i got told to do it for my coursework in sociology, just to get a better grade!

Butanyway, that fact came from a medical article i was reading in a science magazine a COUPLE OF MONTHS BACK, WETHER ITS TRUE OR NOT I HAVE NO IDEA and sorry for the caps, my finger slipped