she told me she was pregnent last week and today she told me she was just testing me!!!! i been stressin this whole week becuase of this. should i dump her are forgive her?

NEXT TIME SHE TELLS YOU THAT SHIT KICK HER RIGHT IN THE FUCKEN STOMACH AND SAY YOUR NOT HAVING A BABY NOW BITCH!!!!

Dump the bitch. No mind games, no extortion, no "innocent" headfucking. Just fucking dump that piece of pseudo-manipulative skank.

Do it.

dump her

I agree with Infrared, you should kick her ass to the curb and smack her while your at it for being lying douchbag.

I greatly appreciate your opinons.



THE LIEING BITCH MUST GO!

yeah dump the biatch.... my x lied to me too, and now she´s gone...

dump her pronto.

Keep her and next time she says that yell at her "I EAT BABIES!"

thats harsh. she gotta go.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Dump the bitch. No mind games, no extortion, no "innocent" headfucking. Just fucking dump that piece of pseudo-manipulative skank.

Do it.

I concur.

/me whips out guitar and plays "menacing" riff

The evidence before the court is in-con-tro-vert-i-ble, there's no need for the jury to retire...

spin back kick that ho, she could have given you an illness from such worry, and you almost bought a shovel to hit her in the stomach with

Arret! Halt! Don't dump her. Switch to strictly anal sex, until she dumps you.

quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

dump her

nuff said.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Arret! Halt! Don't dump her. Switch to strictly anal sex, until she dumps you.

And everytime, right before you're done, pull it out and flip her over and come in her eyes...tell her you're 'testing' her.

Give it right back to her...

Tell her you went to the doctor and you found out you have herpes, or AIDS, or something, and let that sit with her for a week.

See how she likes head games.

Have kids together, who you will entertain for years with craaazzzy shenanigans. Typical

insane parents. Fun.

lied*

quote:Originally posted by LutherX:

Give it right back to her...

Tell her you went to the doctor and you found out you have herpes, or AIDS, or something, and let that sit with her for a week.

See how she likes head games.



Latin, you'd would be the pimpingest spic of all time if you took LutherX's advice.

quote:Originally posted by LutherX:

Give it right back to her...

Tell her you went to the doctor and you found out you have herpes, or AIDS, or something, and let that sit with her for a week.

See how she likes head games.





damnit you beat me to that , just say you got a call from a ex-gf and she said she had syphillis, then the say you were too embarassed to admit it at untill you got tested, and you came up positive.

Better yet, accuse her of giving it to you and use that to break up with her...in public

^^^nice. Mmm...sweet, sweet vengence. Keep us updated on the status of your revenge/breakup.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

/me whips out guitar and plays "menacing" riff

The evidence before the court is in-con-tro-vert-i-ble, there's no need for the jury to retire...

You are the MAN for slipping in Pink Floyd quotes into all aspects of life. I SALUTE YOU!

if its not too late dont dump her.

FUCK WITH HER HEAD. this is totse, youll get some of the best craziest ideas from us.

the STD idea is pretty good, but expected...hmmm i like telling her you got someone else pregnant better, tell her you cheated on her, and the girl got pregnant, then be like HAHA I LIED! HOW DOES IT FEEL YOU SCURVY BITCH!

but make sure you do it in like 2-3 weeks so she doesnt relize its a trick, and be serious when you say it, like make it as dramatic as you can.

Get her pregnant for real, then split with her. then we'll see who's laughing.

GET AWAY FROM HER NOW IF YOU WANT TO STAY FREE!!!!

That exact same thing happened to me, except, she tested me, and I didn't think twice about it. Then, she tricked me saying she was pregnant and I believed her (again) so we stopped using condoms, and then she really did get pregnant!!

I now have a 4 year old little girl, that she keeps from me, and lies to me about to hurt me. I love my kid, but I regret having her because of all the pain it has caused me.

Also, before she was born, I ditched the bitch, but after she was born, her mother (the bitch) came to visit me, and decided to just move in, well, I started fucking her (with condoms) and she tried to pull the same shit again!

I cam home from work, and she said the took a test, and was preggers. This time I doubted her, and asked to see it, but she said she took it apart because she wanted to see what was inside, so I said to get another test. That night, she tried to get me to fuck her without a condom saying I am already pregnant, fuck it. We got into a fight about it, and I left for the night.

Next day, I bring home a new test, she takes it, and she says its positive, before I can say let me see, she starts to take that one apart talking about seeing whats inside.

I snatched that mother fucker out of that bitches hand, and looked at it myself. Only one line. She says, oh, but look, see that faint one there? I said that is what it looks like before you pee on it, its not a line, its oart of the test.

We argue about that, then I point it out on the box, she still argues, so I went and asked my mom, and she agreed, so I finally got her to admit that it was negative.

A week after that, she smakced my kid hard, I took it to the court, and got custody, and kicked that fucking bitch the fuck out of my house.

She got her shit back together, and proved that she was a fit paretn, so she is back with her mother now, and after she got her back, she fucking moved 2000 miles away, and never lets me see her.

One of these days she is gonna come up missing.

All because I was young and niave. Learn from my mistakes.

I wil probably end up in jail over this someday, but it would still be better than seeing my kid around whores, crack heads and crack dealers, and perverts. Not learning anything except how to get boys to like her.

She actually told me that. That her mom was teaching her how to get boys to like her.

Now I'm all pissed off. Well, I will stop ranting, but please, kick that bitch to the curb, if not for yourself, at least do it for the brand new life that you would be bringing onto this twisted world.

Do you really want to spend the rest of your life connected to this girl via a child?

Do you think that she is responsible enough to take care of, and properly raise a child if she is going around acting like one by lying, and playing head games?

Please make the right desicsion, and get back to me on here, jsut put it in here, or make a new thread, but please update on your situation.

dump her, then tell us what happened, we like updates

Eat her babies!

Fuck her again and give her a donkey punch, or better yet a dirty sanchez.

I would seriously dump her and express how hurt you were feeling, if she has a heart, she'll kill herself with grief. =]

damn, you gots to put those bitches in check, when they do wrong slap the ho.



(acting black)

Fake your own death (or do it for real, whatever) and leave a suicide note saying you found out about the kid and killed yourself. Can't beat that.