Yeah I know this thread's been done 1000 times, but what do you taste when you go down on your woman?

I get a wierd mix of tangerine and mercury...

Not that I've ever tasted mercury...

Sounds like a hygene problem to me.

I didn't say it's unpleasant...

Like those tangerine candy things by altoids but more bitter and then the metal/mercury thing is just something I notice all the time. Like when you kiss someone and their mouth tastes of salivia, it's kinda like liquid metal...

I guess that might be wet skin...

So what are the flavors you've encountered?

Salt water with a hint of metal.

Each woman varies intensely, but those are the two that are always there. At least, in my experience.

Never met one I didn't like.

I've never tasted a woman, or myself, for that matter, but I've noticed that I smell like caramel. I've had guys tell me that, as well. (Well, two guys. My ex-fuck buddy and my husband.)

Massage oils work great, your women can taste like any flavor you want.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Salt water with a hint of metal.

Each woman varies intensely, but those are the two that are always there. At least, in my experience.

Never met one I didn't like.

Yeah that's the taste I'm talking about.

I've noticed that it's been there every time I kiss a girl. And since this was my first time eating a chick out I wondered if it was the same way. Also I like the idea of the flavors, like a different variety of woman for each time...

Plus it was tasty...Mmmmm tangerine...lol

Kind of addictively bitter...

"Anything But Tangerines"...

Heh. Earthworm Jim rocks. Nonsequitur there; sorry (I likely spelled that wrong...only the third time this year, though )

On the topic, you can also taste a certain sweetness, if she's a fan of fresh fruit, specifically pineapples. I'm serious. It's just one of those oddities, like the way methamphetamine makes my cum taste like sugar water.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

like the way methamphetamine makes my cum taste like sugar water.

Did she tell you or did you taste a little of your own brew.

Infrared hit the nail on the head.

Also, as far as my woman goes, I detect a sweetness akin to Kool-Aid. Sugary, kinda.

I dig it.

dead tuna

quote:Originally posted by fozza:

dead tuna

Get yourself a new woman who knows hygeine.

i love how female smokers taste. when you kiss them at least. I love the taste of cigarrettes in their mouth. Or if you kiss them righ after they take a hit, they taste just as good.

personally ive never really tasted anything when going down on females. Unless she didnt take care of it, if its unwashed i can taste it. Still not that bad, but when they bathe and wash regularly i cant tase anything. Maybe my taste buds are fucked up.

I had a girl once who tasted like Wendy's french fries. Not McDonald's, Wendy's fries.

I love the smell of my woman. Her sweet smell itself is almost enough to make me cum sometimes.

Ok now, who else her has done a little panty sniffing before? Don't lie, you know you love it too.

I think i would thow up in my girls mouth if i kissed her while she was smoking a cigarette.

slightly sour

My girls' taste like saliva, slimey mucus membrane, and flesh.

kinda like lemonade and slightly salty. but also like the others said, sometimes like tangerines.

quote:Originally posted by Dong_Quixote:

Did she tell you or did you taste a little of your own brew.



Both. The former got me curious and led to the latter.

Ate out a chick that didn't taste fishy once. She said she had a yeast infection, and come to think of it, it did have a kind yeasty-peanut-buttery taste, in a good way...

^^^You do realize that you can get a yeast infection in your mouth by doing that, don't you?

For future reference, it's NOT a good idea to eat out a chick if she's got a yeast infection. Just so you know....

I'm going to fucking puke.

I'm sure I got all kinds of interesting microbiota crawling around in my maw... a man's filthy mouth may be where she got it... if not then educate me...

Most yeast infections are caused by small amounts of feces getting into the vagina. That's why they tell girls to wipe from front to back. So think about it: You ate a girl out who had a yeast infection. It's quite possible she got said infection from her own shit.

Mmmmm shit. Tasty.

Front to back, feces lack. Back to front, shitty cunt.

And with that: /me retches

quote:Most yeast infections are caused by small amounts of feces getting into the vagina. That's why they tell girls to wipe from front to back. So think about it: You ate a girl out who had a yeast infection. It's quite possible she got said infection from her own shit.

Not quite. I'll interject here to curb some possible misinformation.

It is correct that a yeast infection is communicable through oral sex. The oral version is known as thrush, I believe.

However, feces has nothing whatsoever to do with yeast infections. Wiping front to back is certainly proper, since fecal matter can cause a variety of other nasties, but not yeast infections.

quote:Yeast infections are the result of an overgrowth of Candida albicans, a type of yeast, or fungus, which is one of the organisms found naturally in a woman's vagina. This overgrowth often occurs when there is an imbalance in the acidity of the vagina or in the body's hormones.

From here. (http://snipurl.com/6y5t)

Edit: Gus rules! Thanks for the help with the link.

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sindy, your so samrt

Cindy, try this link: http://snipurl.com/6y5t.

me too

quote:Originally posted by whiteass:

i love how female smokers taste. when you kiss them at least. I love the taste of cigarrettes in their mouth. Or if you kiss them righ after they take a hit, they taste just as good.

personally ive never really tasted anything when going down on females. Unless she didnt take care of it, if its unwashed i can taste it. Still not that bad, but when they bathe and wash regularly i cant tase anything. Maybe my taste buds are fucked up.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Front to back, feces lack. Back to front, shitty cunt.

And with that: /me retches

Yick.

I got my first and only yeast infection after letting my first girlfriend go down on me, so I'm assuming there's a connection.

That dirty, dirty, untalented girl. 14 year olds suck at cunnelingus.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and to keep it on topic, she tasted godawful. As in, I was physically gagging.

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quote:What are some of the common causes of yeast infections?

There are several possible causes of yeast infections:

Antibiotics - One of the more common side effects of oral antibiotics are yeast infections. When the antibiotics attack the disease-causing bacteria for which they were originally intended, they may also kill bacteria in the vagina leading to an overgrowth of yeast.

Diabetes - Women with diabetes are susceptible to yeast infections for a couple of reasons. First, uncontrolled diabetes impairs the immune system's ability to fight infections. In addition, high blood sugars increase the sugar level in the vagina allowing yeast to proliferate.

Lifestyle behaviors - Certain behaviors can trigger yeast infections, and women should be aware of them. They include:

Douching

Wearing tight clothing (e.g., tight jeans)

Wearing synthetic underwear

Wearing wet swimsuits for prolonged periods of time

Wiping from rear to front after using the bathroom



This was taken from Gus's link...looks like Lilly was correct.

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It would be cool if they came up with a pill or something that would make our sexual secretions (male or female) take on a given flavor.

Would you be chocolate or vanilla? I'd like cum that tastes like cinnamon!

Oh my, is my face red!

I've been pwned.

I can't even blame it on drugs, alcohol or exhaustion.

*shuts up for awhile*

To steer back on-topic, here's some of the more relevant responses from this thread. (http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/007917.html)

quote:Originally posted by Memorex:

All girls have a different taste and smell. Some may have no taste at all, and some may have a very sour taste. I happen to have one of the sour ones. Theres not much you can really do about it, unless you can think of someway of asking your gf to clean it better for you without appearing to be an asshole.

quote:Originally posted by henteichicken:

well if you eat a french girl it can taste of garlic...and if she eats lotsa mcdonalds that can be tasted too. or coffee.

quote:Originally posted by Unwyred:

My more pleasant experiences have tasted like honeydew melon with a little pepper on it. Nice.

quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

I've tasted from almondy to salt water to rancid orange juice. It all depends on her level of hygene, time of the month, diet, and how turned on she is.

quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

In other threads on this topic (and there have been a fucking lot of them), I've read that some pussies just smell/taste bad all the time. Doesn't matter time of the month of anything. I hope to never come across one of these chicks

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

She will taste like whatever the fuck you put on it. I myself am I pickles and whipped cream man. Mixed of course.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

When it's good, it's very good. When it's bad, it's very bad - though I've yet to meet one that I couldn't stand.

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Hehehehe.

You're too hard on yourself cindy. You were trying to contribute which is more than most do. If you needed to be flamed, I would have taken care of it for you.

*shrugs* Just know what my gyno told me. I knew that a lot of things can cause yeast infections (and I swear this is the last time I'll mention this, cause I didn't intend to jack this thread), I just mentioned that particular one to gross him out. Oral sex simply isn't a good idea when there's a yeast infection involved, or any other kind of infection, for that matter. Just wanted to enlighten him.

And nobody pwned you cindy. Don't worry about it. I was interested to read what you'd written. I don't mind being wrong. And being right isn't important either.

Being teh seck-z. That's what counts.

I've heard all too many kids, mainly in high school, joke about wanting to be gynecologists. My response is always the same: "You do know that you're most likely to see about 99% nasty, fat cunt that looks something like a fat slice of ham swimming in white gravy, and 1% hot, sexy blonde....With trich?"

Used to shut 'em up good. Goddamnit, I wish I'd stayed in for all four years of HS, instead of jumping to homeschool after my frosh year. Classic 20/20 hindsight.