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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-06-07, 16:32
dobin-screamer-of-anarchy dobin-screamer-of-anarchy is offline
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Default FINGERING @ MOVIES

holy fucking shit.i need to do this.i need advice,.i think i can do it but i usally dont finger girls.specially in this position,in the dark...
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Old 2004-06-07, 16:34
whiteass whiteass is offline
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theyre sitting in a seat, its dark. whats hard about it. Just stick your hands down your pants and touch the base of your balls. If you can do that, you can finger a girl in the moves. Just stick your hands down your pants, if you can reach start stretching. She will get the clue and move into a better position if you cant.
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Old 2004-06-07, 18:17
FuCkThEsYsTeM FuCkThEsYsTeM is offline
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Fucking hell, what is it with kids and fingering in the cinema. Go to the cinema to watch a film, not finger. Do that shit in one of your bedrooms, and there it's free.
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Old 2004-06-07, 18:21
-OutKast- -OutKast- is offline
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have her sit in your lap. once your confortable, slide your middle finger in nice and slow just to tease her. after a couple of seconds, put in another. then when shes not expecting it, shove your whole fist and arm as fast as you can into her pussy. she will absolutly love it so much she will than you and fuck you right there. it works best when your fingers and hands are dry.
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Old 2004-06-07, 19:21
Little Pea Little Pea is offline
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You ever think that she might just want to watch the movie? I know that when I'm watching a film I want to watch the film. Save it for the bedroom.
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Old 2004-06-07, 20:01
whiteass whiteass is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

You ever think that she might just want to watch the movie? I know that when I'm watching a film I want to watch the film. Save it for the bedroom.

you can watch the movie and finger her at the same time. multitasking.
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Old 2004-06-08, 00:27
pamplemousse pamplemousse is offline
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quote:Originally posted by whiteass:

you can watch the movie and finger her at the same time. multitasking.

well, for the girl at least, it makes concentrating on a movie slightly difficult.
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Old 2004-06-08, 00:41
whiteass whiteass is offline
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quote:Originally posted by pamplemousse:

well, for the girl at least, it makes concentrating on a movie slightly difficult.

shes getting fingered, im guessing shes not going to care about the movie. and if she wants to watch the movie shell push your hand away. Its not like im finger raping her.
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Old 2004-06-08, 00:49
STORMofDEATH STORMofDEATH is offline
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Guys cant multitask tho...
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Old 2004-06-08, 01:07
whiteass whiteass is offline
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quote:Originally posted by STORMofDEATH:

Guys cant multitask tho...

trust me, i can watch a movie while giving some female my magic finger.
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Old 2004-06-08, 01:21
Necro Necro is offline
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quote:Originally posted by FuCkThEsYsTeM:

Fucking hell, what is it with kids and fingering in the cinema. Go to the cinema to watch a film, not finger. Do that shit in one of your bedrooms, and there it's free.

Change your name it dosent fit you.
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Old 2004-06-08, 01:30
tru tru is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Necro:

Change your name it dosent fit you.

Wtf? How does it not fit? By going to the theatre to watch a movie?

For me, yeah, if I goto a movie, I'll watch the damn movie. The only people who I hear doing that are like 16 year olds who think they're super sneaky by doing that in the theatre. People have been doing that for years, ever since it was the front seat of your car at the drive-in....
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Old 2004-06-08, 01:40
polonius polonius is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

You ever think that she might just want to watch the movie? I know that when I'm watching a film I want to watch the film. Save it for the bedroom.

Youre fuckin' boring.

Ok, maybe you should ask if shes down with it first.. and if she is get her to wear a skirt and sit at the very top row and in a corner.. usually this is where its the darkest (shitty if you wanna enjoy the movie though) plus people wont always be walking by you.

Make sure you see a movie thats been out for a bit too, so the place isnt a full house.

Then just feel that shit out and do your thang.
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Old 2004-06-08, 02:07
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Make sure you do it after your hand is all greasy from the popcorn.
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Old 2004-06-08, 04:04
Lilly Lilly is offline
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I've had this done to me once, and the only reason I allowed it was because the movie sucked. It was fun.

And yeah, mostly I go to the movies to watch a movie, but c'mon. So you're not the first person to ever do it. And? Does that make it less fun? Not for me.

The trip from the movie to the diner was fun, too.
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Old 2004-06-08, 04:21
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Have there been any reported cases of people being kicked out for this? Or do the movie people just ignore it, out of fear of alienating some of their customers?
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Old 2004-06-08, 04:37
Necro Necro is offline
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Shit for 16 year olds sometimes its the most privacy they can get, and shit, go watch a movie, movie hop to same flick and mess around. Plus like someone said before, if its a bad movie and your horny, whats the loss?.
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Old 2004-06-08, 04:40
Necro Necro is offline
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quote:Originally posted by tru:

Wtf? How does it not fit? By going to the theatre to watch a movie?

For me, yeah, if I goto a movie, I'll watch the damn movie. The only people who I hear doing that are like 16 year olds who think they're super sneaky by doing that in the theatre. People have been doing that for years, ever since it was the front seat of your car at the drive-in....

Psst. I was talking to FuCkThEsYsTeM.
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Old 2004-06-08, 05:09
dobin-screamer-of-anarchy dobin-screamer-of-anarchy is offline
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ty i love you all.lol.she just reccomended that i do it/it is the most privacy i can get.i am gonna pray that she shows up and i have enough money for the movie.yay!thisll be fun.im doing it tmmrw.thanx guys you always help.
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Old 2004-06-08, 05:12
Little Pea Little Pea is offline
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quote:Originally posted by polonius:

Youre fuckin' boring...

Maybe, but at least I'm not some anoying little prick that's trying to get his fingers sticky while the girl (although it very well could be the other way around) is trying to watch a goddamn movie. If anything that'd be anoying. You've been waiting days/weeks to go see a movie but during it some horny bastard is trying to impose "pleasure" upon you...fun.
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Old 2004-06-08, 05:20
Radical_Extreme Radical_Extreme is offline
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I feel that a girl would rather have a good ol fingerbanging than to watch some of our crappy modern cinema.

[This message has been edited by Radical_Extreme (edited 06-08-2004).]
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Old 2004-06-08, 11:14
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LOL Lets go to the movies to watch a film... christ you'd think you lot were married or something.
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Old 2004-06-08, 11:30
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I knew a guy once who fingered a girl in a swimming pool, wtf is up with that. I guess doing it at the movies isn't really that bad, just don't wipe your fucking fingers on the seat.
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Old 2004-06-08, 14:57
whiteass whiteass is offline
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quote:Originally posted by decomfuk:

I knew a guy once who fingered a girl in a swimming pool, wtf is up with that. I guess doing it at the movies isn't really that bad, just don't wipe your fucking fingers on the seat.



why in the fuck would you wipe your fingers, like those bitches clean. Savor the taste.
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Old 2004-06-08, 15:02
Cornpuff Mgruff Cornpuff Mgruff is offline
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quote:Originally posted by whiteass:



why in the fuck would you wipe your fingers, like those bitches clean. Savor the taste.

you spelled lick* wrong.
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Old 2004-06-08, 23:12
Berny Berny is offline
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Corn puff would you please FUCK OFF you are seriously pissin me off you have 40 fuckin posts today alone and they have all been correcting fuckin spelling! No one bloddy cares, and it isn't just this forum its all of them are you paid to correct spelling or something?

[This message has been edited by Berny (edited 06-08-2004).]
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Old 2004-06-08, 23:58
Florida Snow Florida Snow is offline
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^ You spelt Bloody wrong.
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Old 2004-06-09, 00:12
CamoCougar CamoCougar is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Florida Snow:

^ You spelt Bloody wrong.

Shut the FUCK up.
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Old 2004-06-09, 00:30
HeavymetalRock HeavymetalRock is offline
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If your woried about fingering her then go to my thread that was up about a week ago. http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/008087.html
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Old 2004-06-09, 00:31
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quote:Originally posted by pamplemousse:

well, for the girl at least, it makes concentrating on a movie slightly difficult.

Pamplemousse, I lkie grapefruit.
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Old 2004-06-09, 00:34
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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http://www.davidshade.com/thedeepspot.jsp

There, do that and you'll have worked miracles!
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Old 2004-06-09, 02:55
lady_lazarus lady_lazarus is offline
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quote:Originally posted by whiteass:

[B] shes getting fingered, im guessing shes not going to care about the movie.B]

Honestly, being fingered is not that great. I can do better myself, and I can do it without paying $6.95 to see a matinee.
 #33 
Old 2004-06-09, 02:59
whiteass whiteass is offline
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maybe you just know guys that dont know how to properly use their fingers?
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Old 2004-06-10, 10:49
neville122333 neville122333 is offline
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no man it aint good - it makes the popcorn taste wierd - toffee and pussy isnt my favorite dish (although that ocmbination may sound quite appealing to others)
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Old 2004-06-10, 10:50
neville122333 neville122333 is offline
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and yes i spelt combination wrong 0 you happy now asswipe?
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Old 2004-06-12, 15:18
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holly shit no wonder most of you guys arent bf material your all pussies, if youve done it to her before, and she was ok with it, you can almost 100% of the time do it again anywhere you want, i figerd my gf in our schools caf...no biggie, in class, w/e
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Old 2004-06-12, 18:06
whiteass whiteass is offline
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quote:Originally posted by lady_lazarus:

Honestly, being fingered is not that great. I can do better myself, and I can do it without paying $6.95 to see a matinee.



i feel bad for you, if you think you can do better than a guy, you must have had some really bad guys in your past
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Old 2004-06-14, 04:56
whatatripthishasbeen whatatripthishasbeen is offline
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quote:Originally posted by whiteass:

i feel bad for you, if you think you can do better than a guy, you must have had some really bad guys in your past

how the fuck would YOU know, have you fingered yourself before? i feel bad for YOU.
 
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