I just want some advice from the guys (or if there are any MILFS on here)..

But how would u go about picking up and fucking a milf?

Like im dieing to fuck one, i mean my sex life is fine but there is nothing like them milfs.... Say if i was in a supermarket or something, what would u do or say or anything like that? How would u know if their into it?

Also one last thing, how old do u think u should be before trying to fuck a milf?

Cheers for the advice!

p.s anyone who has had experience please tell the story, leave out no details ;-)

La clef sera obligé à apprendre la langue d'amour. Cela est le français bien sûr. Une fois vous parlez à son aimé cet il fera son mouillé!

^^^c'est vrai

not too hard. Just act like your a mature guy. Be a Senior in HS, or in College. Work out so your built, and act mature and charming. Basically the same way you would pick up a preppy chick.

fucked some kids mom that my sister was babysitting. It was like 1am when she got there, they were all asleep. I was staying up waiting for her to show up so i could get the kid up. Had a few beers in the process. She came, i went into fluff talk about her day, work, etc. Then I led the conversationg into talk about her love life, turns out her bf wasnt treating her that well (big fucking surprise there), i just treated her as i would any girl i was picking up. My intention was to fuck her, to experiment with the age boundaries and find out what the older women are into too. Turns out, all young moms (21-28 or so) still crave their HS and College days of partying and just being free. Illict values and project the image of being completely free without a care in the world, and your in.

MILFs like to play pool. Take her to a bar to play pool, or pick one up who's already there.

Put up a good fight, and then invite her back to your place for a nightcap.

quote:Originally posted by elf:

La clef sera obligé à apprendre la langue d'amour. Cela est le français bien sûr. Une fois vous parlez à son aimé cet il fera son mouillé!

well, im french, and first of all, i didnt understand some of what you said there, and the frenchiness doesnt help when im trying to pick up girls...

je ne comprend vraiment pas pourquoi le français est considéré la langue d'amour, je suis français et je n'ai pas d'amour, ou de blonde.

je parl pas de 'frog'...but french does have some of the sweetest ways of saying things -like 'to kiss the chinaman' and 'eat water cress' (cress sammich hmmmm)

quote:Originally posted by elf:

La clef sera obligé à apprendre la langue d'amour. Cela est le français bien sûr. Une fois vous parlez à son aimé cet il fera son mouillé!

ouais, mais pour moi, le suede marche plus bien.

ja.. män svenska jobba bättre för mej.

yeah, but swedish works better for me.

Just speak like you're from the ghetto, she won't be able to resist you.

What's a MILF? I don't think we use that term here.

my girl is a milf ( Mom Id Like to Fuck)

aint i a lucky bastard

quote:Originally posted by ThE_cHoSeN_oNe:

my girl is a milf ( Mom Id Like to Fuck)

aint i a lucky bastard

Oh, yeah, now I remember. There was this girl I was fucking (I didn't like her that much but she gave me weed. I *am* a whore) and I fucked her mom a couple of times when she wasn't home. The mom was way better.