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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-06-02, 08:53
infamous big j infamous big j is offline
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Default the vagina thread

yes, this is the vagina thread. this is meant to be a refreshing change from "the penis thread" of course.

VAGINA
 #2 
Old 2004-06-02, 09:01
8abs10fingers 8abs10fingers is offline
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I like the wet, squishy noise when you slide your dick in a nice wet vagina, slowly taking it out to only slowly put it back in. then fuck the shit out of it.

feel me?

vagina's are great, I ain't eatting that shit though.
 #3 
Old 2004-06-02, 09:07
Infrared Infrared is offline
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^Shut up and eat what's on your plate!

Yes, vagina is good.

Hey, Chest Brockwell, you still jacking off to that fucked-up Soleil Moon-Frye "food processor" fantasy of yours?



[This message has been edited by Infrared (edited 06-02-2004).]
 #4 
Old 2004-06-02, 09:21
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Hysteria

latin right i think....
 #5 
Old 2004-06-02, 09:29
heisler heisler is offline
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How are you gonna get yer pudding if you don't eat yer MEAT?

...or however you said it.
 #6 
Old 2004-06-02, 09:53
Infrared Infrared is offline
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Download some Pink Floyd until you find it.
 #7 
Old 2004-06-02, 10:23
Snoil-nine Snoil-nine is offline
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Lick boy!, lick till you spit! its delicious! stick your face num num Num numm,mmmmm ladies love that shit. it not only taste good---but is good for you. its chalk full of vitamins A, B, C, & D.

GOT Pussy?
 #8 
Old 2004-06-02, 10:45
wanksta wanksta is offline
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penis
 #9 
Old 2004-06-03, 07:28
bite_me bite_me is offline
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Default Re: the vagina thread

quote:Originally posted by infamous big j:

yes, this is the vagina thread. this is meant to be a refreshing change from "the penis thread" of course.

VAGINA

So what's gonna be after the vagina thread? lol
 #10 
Old 2004-06-03, 07:29
bite_me bite_me is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bite_me
quote:Originally posted by infamous big j:

yes, this is the vagina thread. this is meant to be a refreshing change from "the penis thread" of course.

VAGINA

So what's gonna be after the vagina thread? lol
 #11 
Old 2004-06-03, 07:30
vanillalick vanillalick is offline
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Nipples of course
 #12 
Old 2004-06-03, 07:31
emisarre emisarre is offline
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Man, my first sexual expierance I ate this girl out. She didnt smell either.
 #13 
Old 2004-06-03, 07:33
Snoil-nine Snoil-nine is offline
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why would it smell unless she was some unwashed skank?
 #14 
Old 2004-06-03, 07:35
vanillalick vanillalick is offline
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quote:Originally posted by emisarre:

Man, my first sexual expierance I ate this girl out. She didnt smell either.

Did you expect her too?
 #15 
Old 2004-06-03, 08:02
midgeymonkeymonkeymidgey midgeymonkeymonkeymidgey is offline
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*walks off to start anus thread*
 #16 
Old 2004-06-07, 00:37
theif_child theif_child is offline
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quote:Originally posted by midgeymonkeymonkeymidgey:

*walks off to start anus thread*

lol
 #17 
Old 2004-06-07, 01:03
8abs10fingers 8abs10fingers is offline
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could be in sex and affection but honestly, what does pussy taste like? does it vary girl to girl? im talking about clean fresh pussy? I've never ate a girl out, nor have I licked my fingers after fingering a girl so I have no idea what it taste like.

lots of girls ate me up, but they no better to ask me to return the favor, dumb sluts.
 #18 
Old 2004-06-07, 01:25
KCJester07 KCJester07 is offline
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midgeymonkeymonkeymidgey

you need to put spaces in your name so the thread doesnt get mutalated
 #19 
Old 2004-06-07, 01:31
Kenshinssn4004 Kenshinssn4004 is offline
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[]D E N I S



Pride
 #20 
Old 2004-06-07, 01:59
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Yami no tensai
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quote:Originally posted by Snoil-nine:

GOT Pussy?

<A HREF="http://home.earthlink.net/~darkmagneto/milk.jpg">http://home.earthlink.net/~darkmagneto/milk.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://home.earthlink.net/~darkmagneto/milk.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A>
 #21 
Old 2004-06-07, 02:10
Necro Necro is offline
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I love pussy.

Wet sloppy pussy.

Nicely shaven, trimmed.

Nothing like a queef when your finished, you know you fucked the shit outa her when you hear that :-D especially if there are multiple ones.

nothing like having a girl going crazy when your going down on her, when she is squirming and screaming. :-P

Only bad thing is when its really smelly, like its been in a tight pair of undies all day thats bad, best when its fresh outa the shower.

I really love pussy.

I'll never get enough. dammit.

Only bad thing is when its really smelly, like its been in a tight par of undies all day thats bad, best when its fresh outa the shower.

I really love pussy.
 #22 
Old 2004-06-07, 02:27
chocolatenips chocolatenips is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Necro:

I love pussy.

Wet sloppy pussy.

Nicely shaven, trimmed.

Nothing like a queef when your finished, you know you fucked the shit outa her when you hear that :-D especially if there are multiple ones.

nothing like having a girl going crazy when your going down on her, when she is squirming and screaming. :-P

Only bad thing is when its really smelly, like its been in a tight pair of undies all day thats bad, best when its fresh outa the shower.

I really love pussy.

I'll never get enough. dammit.

Only bad thing is when its really smelly, like its been in a tight par of undies all day thats bad, best when its fresh outa the shower.

I really love pussy.



this is the VAGINA thread

you love vagina
 #23 
Old 2004-06-07, 06:47
Necro Necro is offline
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Vagina is a weak word. Pussy, it sounds better and it reminds me of that wet noise it makes when you insert your self.
 #24 
Old 2004-06-07, 11:06
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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Vagina is a little weak. How about Vaginer.

Good ol' Vaginers. Mmmmmm.
 #25 
Old 2004-06-08, 04:34
Necro Necro is offline
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quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Vagina is a little weak. How about Vaginer.

Good ol' Vaginers. Mmmmmm.

No pussy it captures that sound and the sloppy wetness so well. Cunt is harsh, used for nasty pussy, Twat, same, Pussy is best.
 #26 
Old 2004-06-08, 05:29
killtehinternet killtehinternet is offline
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Oh no! Ive got VAGINA!!

Its all over my face!
 #27 
Old 2004-06-08, 06:16
Infrared Infrared is offline
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I'm fiending for some vagina, right now. However, I'm stuck with a begging tweak-fiend and a can of Steel Reserve.

Fucking bachelorhood.
 #28 
Old 2004-06-08, 06:52
Chest Brockwell Chest Brockwell is offline
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Default Re: the vagina thread

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

^Shut up and eat what's on your plate!

Yes, vagina is good.

Hey, Chest Brockwell, you still jacking off to that fucked-up Soleil Moon-Frye "food processor" fantasy of yours?

[This message has been edited by Infrared (edited 06-02-2004).]

"I cum for chum" was worthy of the "romance" novel rack at the drug store which old ladies buy to secretly masturbate to the pictures of Fabio on the cover.
 #29 
Old 2004-06-11, 08:16
deadlycindy deadlycindy is offline
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Tonight on "Scrubs" some dude was wearing a "I &lt;3 Vagina" t-shirt during his shift and was forced to sit through a sexual harrassment seminar. That's hardly sexual harrassment.
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Old 2004-06-11, 08:35
Gustave Gustave is offline
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quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Tonight on "Scrubs" some dude was wearing a "I &lt;3 Vagina" t-shirt during his shift and was forced to sit through a sexual harrassment seminar. That's hardly sexual harrassment.

I want a "I &lt;3 Vagina" t-shirt...
 #31 
Old 2004-06-11, 08:38
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 #32 
Old 2004-06-11, 09:07
Infrared Infrared is offline
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quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Tonight on "Scrubs" some dude was wearing a "I &lt;3 Vagina" t-shirt during his shift and was forced to sit through a sexual harrassment seminar. That's hardly sexual harrassment.

Meh, can't spell "Harass" without "ass"...

And if someone sends me an I &lt;3 Vagina" shirt, I will SO model it for you all.

with no pants.
 #33 
Old 2004-06-11, 14:24
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"The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina."

"Oh yea?"

"Yes they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick, or his rod or his... johnson..."

"Johnson?"
 #34 
Old 2004-06-11, 18:47
deadlycindy deadlycindy is offline
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quote:Originally posted by YOUBITME:

&lt;insert near-comprehensive list&gt;

You forgot "hoo-ha".
 #35 
Old 2004-06-11, 20:54
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yeah and u forgot patty pie!

and possibly (cant be arsed to check) fluffy bottom
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Old 2004-06-12, 02:49
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p is for pussy, thats good enough for me

p is for pussy, thats good enough for me

p is for pussy, thats good enough for me

pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy
 
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