what is the "proper" method of measuring ur penis......no sarcastic results like "use a ruler"

Only time I ever did something like that was hand over hand. Remember way back when in sandlot baseball games to see which team's batting first the two captains grab a hold of the bat and then put the other hand on top and switch till you get to the end of the bat?

It was kinda like that, except by myself and in the shower.

quote:Originally posted by I_Like_Traffic_Lights:

Only time I ever did something like that was hand over hand. Remember way back when in sandlot baseball games to see which team's batting first the two captains grab a hold of the bat and then put the other hand on top and switch till you get to the end of the bat?

It was kinda like that, except by myself and in the shower.

yea, kinda like that, but with one hand.

i sorta meant wher do u put the bottom of the ruler and do u measure to the tip?

ok, from what i hear, you take a ruler and push it as far in,cause there is always a layer of far around the penis, and then measure it.

oh, and last time i measured I got 8



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i measured from the base to the tip om the top side and i got 5" soft, 7" semi errect and 6 1/4" full errect. strange that...

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

ok, from what i hear, you take a ruler and push it as far in,cause there is always a layer of far around the penis, and then measure it.

oh, and last time i measured I got 8



[This message has been edited by bushy (edited 06-06-2004).]

in to where on ur body

quote:Originally posted by kapocsi:

in to where on ur body



between your ass... where do you think?

above your penis, and the base.

... I need a longer meter stick!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gustave:

[B]... I need a longer meter stick! :e

Your stupid. You used to b funny now ur just lame. Meter sticks are only 1 meter long....



and i mean where at the base on the sides, toward ur stomch toward the floor?

quote:Originally posted by kapocsi:

Your stupid. You used to b funny now ur just lame. Meter sticks are only 1 meter long....

Please don't call me stupid when you're the one that doesn't understand that I was joking.

quote:Originally posted by kapocsi:

and i mean where at the base on the sides, toward ur stomch toward the floor?

Grab your shaft. Move away from the head. Keep going until you reach the "bottom". If you can't figure it out from these simple instruction than you have no right to have a penis.

im sorry gustave im pissed of now lots of stuff goin on wit family...srry

What i do, is get one of those tape measures so that it can be bent slightly into the shape of the penis, then i take it from the very bottom to the tip! normally around 7.8!

spicy

quote:Originally posted by spicy69:

What i do, is get one of those tape measures so that it can be bent slightly into the shape of the penis, then i take it from the very bottom to the tip! normally around 7.8!

spicy



thats like cheating, i mean to the tip. that adds like half an inch, well i guess if you want to make your self feel better its ok.

You're a fucking moron. Stop being so vain.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:



thats like cheating, i mean to the tip. that adds like half an inch, well i guess if you want to make your self feel better its ok.

oh sorry, i meant only measure it half way down so that you can tell everyone you have a small penis. cause as we know thats loads of fun, in fact, i think im going to do that now, i have a small penis, as im on the subject i didnt even measure it, i dont have a penis!

dick!

spicy

I got 7 1/2" and im only 13!!!

base to tip im 8.5

i turned 13 march 8 2004

ur only supposed to push into the fat if ur fat. come on now, dont cheat urself

Wait... where do i find my penis?

I read in a Maxim magazine that you measure from underneath the base of the penis, above your scrotum to the tip.

Oh yeah, my internet dick is 27.7"

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The only true way to measure your penis is to dip it in a cup of fluid and see how much you displace.

*goes out to buy a super big gulp*

It seems to be that everyone on here has an 8 inch dick?

Well I am not going to lie, I measured from the top of my penis base, to the tip and I was 6 inches WOOT.

I am sorry I don't have an eight inch dick, but what can I say.

At least you know where to look...

OMG!! I GOT 143 FEET!! AND I AM ONLY 3!!!

quote:Originally posted by torqueman:

I got 7 1/2" and im only 13!!

quote:Originally posted by kapocsi:

i turned 13 march 8 2004

Whats with all the 13 yr olds, I'm scared.

Sure there's plenty more though.

wow everyone on this thread should become pornstars, all you guys have to do is take a shower to get rid of the smell of bullshit lingering in this thread and your set, and all you morons who are like "yea im like 10", im huge, i have to tuck it into my sock its so big" its the girth that counts when you want to pleasure her and im sure she doesnt want her ovaries scrambled so why lying about having a ridiculously big penis ? i hate to break it to but its not the porno flicks wherer the chick has been fuked so many times you could paralell park a truck between her legs ...usually when its to big it hurts thus equalling less fucking for you and when you cant get it "all up in there" it tends to be less satisfying, so stop being insecure about you toothpick dicks and actually try using them once in awhile



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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:



I am sorry I don't have an eight inch dick, but what can I say.



Dont be sorry, just ashamed!

nah, no point worrying/moaning, nothing anyone can about it, and if you know how to use it, then its fine and dandy!And im pretty sure the girl i want atm doesnt care about size, in conclusion i dont think most girls care!

spicy

why are there 13yo on totse thats kinda weird thats like 6th grade

do you know how pathetic it is to measure your dick and then post it online???

.......................



-Mine is 8.5

quote:Originally posted by kapocsi:

what is the "proper" method of measuring ur penis......no sarcastic results like "use a ruler"

whats wrong with using a ruler, how the fuck else do you messure stuff, a yard stick?

quote:Originally posted by jimmy the gent:

whats wrong with using a ruler, how the fuck else do you messure stuff, a yard stick?

i think he meant like from where to where, although surely its obvious.

quote:Originally posted by kapocsi:

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gustave:

[B]... I need a longer meter stick! :e

Your stupid. You used to b funny now ur just lame. Meter sticks are only 1 meter long....



and i mean where at the base on the sides, toward ur stomch toward the floor?

you spelled stomach* wrong.

quote:Originally posted by torqueman:

I got 7 1/2" and im only 13!!!

^^^ I was being sarcastic....

quote:Originally posted by kapocsi:

im sorry gustave im pissed of now lots of stuff goin on wit family...srry

if u got family problems wat the fuck are you doing asking people to help you measure ur dick?

just a thought.

Dont worry about your dick size. It will only help you with females. It doesnt hurt you. If you have a small dick, learn to use your tongue and fingers. Any female is going to take a guy that give her an orgasm compared to a guy that has a godzilla like cock.

a bick cock helps with females (at least when they see you naked, a hugh cock is in vain if lack the basic pick up skills), but so do cars, so does money, so does power, so does confidence. Its alot better to have the skills to get females to the point where they want your cock, than it is to have a huge cock. Get them to the point where they want it, give it to them, please them, and theyre going to come back. Rely just on your cock and your going to get a lack of return visits.

mines a modest 6.5 btw. nothing to proud of. nothing to be ashamed of. Sure does get the job done.

JoJo do u play DF 2?

Whiteass is completly right. All u teens need to stop worrying about ur dick size and think of other ways to please girls. Girls arent like guys (well most of the time) we want more than sex. And trust me all u guys mine is 8" thats crap cuz its something like 1 in 2000 men has dick over 8 inches. Oh, and lenght isnt the biggest factor. its more like well how could i say this like mass. U dont want some little needle up there u need something to fill it. I know all u little horny kids have looked at porno and if u ever looked at the hardcore stuff u notice the guys have Thick not long dicks.

i have to agree with whiteass and J-beth on this thing. size has no influence whatsoever in sex, in fact, the size is only an asthetic thing to gurls, if its too big ure gonna seriously damage them. However, thickness is vitally important. if your thick enough to touch the right spots then thats a damn good sign. Experiance will also help as well, the more experianced u are, then in general the better you become and shagging her senseless. And the last thing to point out, none of the above matters if u have a libido of a fucking half-dead cabbage. In other words, u need to make sure you can get it up often enough to please her.

the Adam Corolla method:

measure from the center of the anus to 3 inches past the tip of your dick

LOL sounds like the method you 13 yr olds packin 8 inches use

13 is a good age... i'm 13... I see nothing wrong with 13 year olds... everyone above this age has already been 13 (duh)

Mine is 15cm... in inches that is about 6 inches...

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im 15, i have a 7 1/2 inch penis, i think bragging about penis size is kinda stupid, and my girth is 1.5 inches diameter. o and yes this whole post is an oxymoron but hey who gives a shit.

oooooooo, oxymoron, i love that word!!!!!