ok today it took me 3 times to get my dick into my bitches pussy...like half the time i couldnt get the right spot/was too dry/i was loosin my boner.......the 4rth she jus did it for me...... i feel so dumb doin this ive never had this problem with the last person i had sex wid.serious responses only....like this is serious.i was bout to kill myself today.

so whut shuld i do to find the right spot/make it slide in easy...?

maby i jus need practice or need to relax im thinkin.

all help is apreiciated coz we fuckin tomorro

Guide it in yourself? Dont just thrust at the general direction? Come on man use your head.

I think that's what he wants help with.

Kindly request that she shave her area into a bullseye pattern

boy: *stab

girl: are you ok



5 mins later



boy: is it in?

girl: not yet



3 mins later

girl: *takes hold of penis, sticks it in.* there!

boy: now what?

Girl Gets up and goes to her fridge, pulls out a cucumber, lays down " WATCH"

.....

Thi is my 500th post, not that anyone cares, but I figured why not have it be special, so I've decided to help.

Learn English, ebonics may be cool with your friends, you just sound retarded online, possibly leading some to think your having seizures while attempting to type.

A girl is hardly worth killing yourself over, I've found out the hard way so don't second guess. (Not that I took that line about killing yourself seriously anyway).

Once you get into 8th grade, find some friends with porn, shit, my dad had porn laying out, it should not be that hard, learn from that.

Show your girl some respect. Does she know your calling her "my bitch"? I'd doubt it, I'd also doubt she'd like the term, unless she is as sick a puppy as henteichicken.

You've had sex before, but you had troubles doing the same basic operation again? I think your lieing. Either way you probably couldnt stay hard cause you were nervous that you were fucking up which you were.

If she is too dry then get the fuck down there and make her wet, do you really expect to just yank out your dick, wave it like a fuckin wand and have her be all dandy and ready to go?

This has been a celebration of my 500th post

Carry on.

Edit: Spelling and such.

c2



[This message has been edited by c2 (edited 06-06-2004).]

Is she a virgin?

^^he's right, if she's too dry then you can just go down on her a little.

But DON'T PANIC! First of all, if you had an eeny meeny Weenie, of course it would woosh right in her because it's so small! But you presumably don't, and it didn't, because it isn't. Similarly, if she was as wide and well-traversed as the Grand Canyon, you would also not have a problem (or at least, not that problem).

Having her guide you in with her own hands can be sexy too, depends how she does it... "SIGH. Gimme that. HERE, you dumbass." he he

And it's true, if she's too bushy down there, it becomes near impossible to get past that tangle, no matter how wet she is.

Just don't start getting performance anxiety- it's not a performance, it's making out and having fun, and performance anxiety is a real killer.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

boy: *stab

girl: are you ok



5 mins later



boy: is it in?

girl: not yet



3 mins later

girl: *takes hold of penis, sticks it in.* there!

boy: now what?

Girl Gets up and goes to her fridge, pulls out a cucumber, lays down " WATCH"

.....



^^^ LMAO

but neway, if ur having twubble sliding it in, use lube, it's not that embarassing. and don't call her your 'bitch' it's not nice.

quote:Originally posted by JohnTitorsAssistant:

I think that's what he wants help with.

Hahaha, that was good!

put your dick at the top of her pussy. Bit above where her clit is, Then angle your dick so its pointing up at like 30-45 degree angle. Then slowly slide it down while pushing into her a bit. If shes not wet, it wont work right. Get her wet.

Just roll her in flour and then aim for the wet spot.

what i do with chicks is the following

i take em out, and i get the really REALLY drunk, take em back to my place and have some more drinks till she passes out in my bed

then what i do is get one of those bingo pens and mark a big red dot (a target) on her holyest of holeys, then when she awakes in the morning, its time for loving

never fails

who gives a shit, just cum up her ass, that'll teach her to take charge.

^ YES, don't make the mistake of her letting her think she's the boss. You're the man. Take charge. For her insolence, you should have bashed that pussy in and made her plead while you rammed it up her ass. Then, just when she thought you were letting up...turn her over and spray her in the face. She'll love you for it.