And how does one become flexible enough to do such a thing?

Would doing this make one gay?

ican if iwant .... i stopped a whle ago it got boring and tasted bad

If I had a penis and I could do it, I would.

You could lick yourself out. But you've probably got VD so i wouldn't if i were you.

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quote:Originally posted by zumtream:

You could lick yourself out. But you've probably got VD so i wouldn't if i were you.

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That's quite impossible.

Now, if there was something extending off the body, yes it is possible.

of course i would. experimentation is always good, if i didnt like it i wouldnt do it AGAIN.

this one's been done before a couple of times but yes as i a teenager i could and did a few times.

however it really fucks up your neck -especially if like me you're not hung like a horse!

^^yes!

however i dont think i posted on that, i can suck my own penis and no i do not do it!...you just need to practise becoming more bendy!

spicy

Yeah, I've done this one time, it hurt too much to enjoy it.

Cant do it and wouldnt if i could.

If I had a penis, I probably would do yoga and stuff to get myself flexible enough to do it, and then when I'd get pissed off and say, "Yo, motherfucker, just suck my fucking dick!" and they'd reply, "Why don't you?" I could say: "(long pause.) Okay." AND THEN I'D DO IT! THAT would be gross.

-Bill

P.S. For all you morons who, after reading this post, think I'm a guy w/o a penis, I'm not. I'm a girl. However, in the US we have commercials with 'Bill the Roaming Gnome'. Hence, the name.

That gnome is cool. I got his brothers on top of my computer desk, one with a rake, and another with an axe. I alwasy wake up with the one with the axe looking down on me for some reason

c2

YES. Oh God yes.

It's overrated.

Word of the Day: Autofellatio

Q: why does a dog lick his own balls?

A: Because he can.

Yep. I've tried a few times and the close I've gotten is masturbaring and cumming on my own face. I've swallowed my on sperm and I don't really mind the taste.

I can, but I don't. It isn't painful, but it's fucking difficult when you're in that position.

Basically, it is like a harder and less convenient form of masturbation.

Been there, done that!

I'm going to go with the general flow here... wow, I had no idea so many people have tried it. I thought, hey, a potential way to get a blowjob, doesn't sound any worse than regular masturbation...

1. For someone of slim build like me, getting into position is easy. Holding it is not. Without being too specific it's just not possible to do the motions a girl would do.

2. 50% of pleasure comes from technique, which we've ruled out. The other half comes from emotional dominance over the female, which you don't have. Result: boring.

3. With regular masturbation on top it kind of works, but not enough to be worth it, and then what happens? You gonna come on your face? Sperm tastes boring and any satisfaction you would get from cumming on a girl's face wouldn't work. You'd be focusing on where the cum is going to go whilst orgasming, and anyone who has read into this shit will tell you: if you're too busy focusing on other stuff, your orgasm is gonna suck (no pun intended)

I tried it once, it didn't work. Really wanted it to work so I tried again, didn't. Haven't gone back to it since. All those of you who can't do it, you're not missing out on much. Might be a nice conversation started to a girl, I guess. Not.

If giving yourself head is relatable to giving another guy head then normal masturbation in ralatable to giving another guy a handjob.

quote:Originally posted by Rico:

Sperm tastes boring and any satisfaction ...

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yes I can, i have the 'lenght' to do it, but if I would do it for a while it would cause hellofalot of pain in my back and neck.

But I would never do such a thing, *Yuck*

//Do'h!!!//

I used to when I was younger, but now I am a little out of shape, not fat at all (150 lbs) just don't exercise anymore since I got hurt. I used to do it all the time though, and loved it.

i was having this conversation with my friend the other day, but in the case of girls. If i were able to go down on myself... hell, why not?

How dose one be come flexible enough?

quote:Originally posted by p00p:

And how does one become flexible enough to do such a thing?

Would doing this make one gay?

YOUR THE BIGGEST FAGGET EVER

ONE QUESTION WHY???

YOU GAY FUCK

quote:Originally posted by [th3daywalk3r]:

How dose one be come flexible enough?

You need to do stretched, yogo, anything, you should try a dancer's stretch routine, a ballerina would be the best they have some amazing stretches that work wonders.

look everyone, the question isn't if you would suck it or not, but if you would spit or swallow

Yes.

holy god...my cat is sleeping with his eyes open. that is some creepy shit.

on topic:

I would if I could. I think it would be interesting to at least try. besides, its probably much easier to clean up!

When I was in my teens I was thiner, flexible, and fit. I was about 16 and thought eh why not just once..and I could so I did it again a few times.. Now though, Iv put on wait and cant exactly bend my back due to my gut being in the way lol. Not a big beer gut, but enough to stop me from flexing all that way. Guess I shouldnt have gotten high all those times, perhaps I wouldnt have gained 15kilos..im only 21 and i cant bend that far, im unfit, if i was to run 100meteres, id collapse at the end and need to be hospitilised. Dont even ask how I keep runnin from the coppers..

YES

i have been able to since i was 14 (now 17)

despite ppl thinking its grot/wateva its actually really nice.

StormRage

heres a question...

if you can suck your own wang,

how far can you go down without your back about to break?



and no, i dont suck my own cock, im pretty sure i could, but you know.......

I think it would probably be more a case of your internal organs being crushed than your back breaking, but don't take it from me, i'm no doctor.

Well, just don't do it after meals, and not before excreting, then it minimises the internal organ space used. Also, the intestines are suprisingly flexible.

I heard there was some punk rapper that took out two of his vertabrae so he could do it

Rumor; If you had any vertebrae taken out your spinal chord would need shortening, which would kill you.

Same about the 2 ribs being taken out: bullshit, it wouldn't help, and celebs get all the oral sex they want anyway, pointless to possibly ruin their reps to be able to give themselves poor pleasure.

Fuck, I'd never leave the house.

YOURE A BUNCH OF FUCKING FAGGOTS THAT NEED TO GET SHOT IN THE HEAD WITH A 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN YOU DESERVE TO DIE THE MOST SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH REST IN PISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If youve even thought about it theres something seriously wrong with you

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^^^ yep definately an arse bandit who can't face up to his sexuality

quote:Originally posted by henteichicken:

^^^ yep definately an arse bandit who can't face up to his sexuality

good call. I think this is the same guy who came onto my other thread going "SKATEBOARDING IS FOR FAGS!!". oh well, its his pathetic existence...we dont have to tolerate being him.

Its the same as mastubating. You're giving yourself a handjob.

And yeah i would.

I'm able to, but I prefer not to.

If you could fuck your own ass, would you?

This man says "Yes!": <A HREF="http://img54.photobucket.com/albums/v165/guswut/loopback.jpg">http://img54.photobucket.com/albums/v165/guswut/loopback.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://img54.photobucket.com/albums/v165/guswut/loopback.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A> .

^^ No to that, but yes to the other.

I can and do.

quote:Originally posted by wesside cuzzin:

YOURE A BUNCH OF FUCKING FAGGOTS THAT NEED TO GET SHOT IN THE HEAD WITH A 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN YOU DESERVE TO DIE THE MOST SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH REST IN PISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its funny, people who often call others gay, faggots, poofters or whatever the fuck you wanna call queers, arent sure of thier sexuality.

something to think about you mouldy cunt flap





yer so anway, back to what i said before, if you CAN suck your own cock, how far can you go down.

Again i say, nope, i dont suck my own cock, but i am flexible enough to do so.

anyway....

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

If you could fuck your own ass, would you?

This man says "Yes!": * goat53 contrib image* .

You know, I thought it would be impossible to raise the Homo Quotient of this thread any higher, but you've just proved me wrong. This is really worrying though, I see nothing wrong with autofellatio but this freaks me out. Maybe because it's physically impossible whilst erect :

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Back when I weighed 175 pounds I could lick the head of my dick,oh course I could not breathe while doing it. But ,yea I would if I could. Cum don't taste bad,I have eaten pussy several times after fucking,it never killed me.

for those of you who do -- eat a lot of veggies and such and it'll taste sweeter instead of salty.

I actually WOULD try it, but I think it woud hurt too much, and I could just get a real one from my girl, or any other chick. This in my mind is only for guys who can't get any. GO GET SOME!!! Good luck

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