I mean i know I have a penis and she has a vagins, abut where the hell does it go? I see three holes, and she has no clue. yesterday, we were trying to figure it out and i got out my magnifying glass. I was poking and proding around when all the sudden this little penis got erect. It looked at me and i looked back. then poked it.

She moaned. I jumped back, suprised. HMM i thought to my self " this must be powerful" i touched it some more and played with it. she was cringing, and moaning, then all of the sudden POW like a squirt gun something came out. I couldnt make heads or tails of it. It tasted like a penny, and it was clear, not yellow like piss. She told me she was done, and i had to go take a shower.

can i get some help on how to have sex?

do i detect just the merest hint of sarcasm there kiddo?

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

do i detect just the merest hint of sarcasm there kiddo?

umm, are you suposed to?

Wow... im being dead serious, how old are you and why are you messing around with a girl when neither of you know about sex and she doesnt even know which of her holes are which and shes never had an orgasm?

You know, Im sure i could fill you in, but this is just a bit too strange for me. I think some more info on the you, her, and the situation is in call for.

quote:Originally posted by STORMofDEATH:

Wow... im being dead serious, how old are you and why are you messing around with a girl when neither of you know about sex and she doesnt even know which of her holes are which and shes never had an orgasm?

You know, Im sure i could fill you in, but this is just a bit too strange for me. I think some more info on the you, her, and the situation is in call for.

im 12, and shes 9. what is an orgasm?

Bushy knows what he's doing, don't worry

You're on the right track bushy, just keep at it

Bushy, im willing to tell you some stuff just cuz im generally a nice guy and shit, but are you sure you want to do this?

hey aunt jemima, did you chose your name cause yur a black slave? i mean you do realize that aunt jemima syrup when it was created was a kitchen slave.

Is that a yes?

quote:Originally posted by STORMofDEATH:

Bushy, im willing to tell you some stuff just cuz im generally a nice guy and shit, but are you sure you want to do this?

dude, im jsut fucking around, poking fun at the little preteens who troll the threads.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

hey aunt jemima, did you chose your name cause yur a black slave? i mean you do realize that aunt jemima syrup when it was created was a kitchen slave.

Yes, I'm the last of my kind

POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!

quote:the little preteens who troll the threads.

self recognition being the key to all healing....

Profile for STORMofDEATH

Date Registered: 06-02-2004

Total Posts: 83

like 30 posts a day!!!!

quote:Originally posted by henteichicken:

self recognition being the key to all healing....

im 18, and not a virgin, a master at oral sex. i dont need help, and im only here for my boredom.

quote:not a virgin, a master at oral sex

god you are just so lame its hardly worth flaming you !

btw using your hand doesn't count as losing your virginity and telefonsex isn't oral sex.

quote:Originally posted by henteichicken:

god you are just so lame its hardly worth flaming you !

btw using your hand doesn't count as losing your virginity and telefonsex isn't oral sex.

Pwned!!!

quote:Originally posted by henteichicken:

god you are just so lame its hardly worth flaming you !

btw using your hand doesn't count as losing your virginity and telefonsex isn't oral sex.

hahahahah she's pwnd your arse mate ! dipshit

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

hahahahah she's pwnd your arse mate ! dipshit

lmao ik, but i beat you to it.

Pwned

Well bushy, my problem is that i got in huge trouble last week, and i have absolutely nothing to do. So i might as well have some fun somehow. And I did know that you werent 12 b/c i have seen a couple of your posts b4 and i was planning on fuckin around w/ u for the hell of it, but i guess i never got the chance.

quote:Originally posted by STORMofDEATH:

Well bushy, my problem is that i got in huge trouble last week, and i have absolutely nothing to do. So i might as well have some fun somehow. And I did know that you werent 12 b/c i have seen a couple of your posts b4 and i was planning on fuckin around w/ u for the hell of it, but i guess i never got the chance.

i was going to keep going but some chicken head ruined, it. It was going to be great.

quote:Originally posted by henteichicken:

god you are just so lame its hardly worth flaming you !

I don't know how, or why, but somehow, you managed to find my thoughts on you.

quote: Originally postes by henteichicken:btw using your hand doesn't count as losing your virginity and telefonsex isn't oral sex.

Well I guess that backstreet boy cardboard cut out and the cucumber wouldnt count for being your "abusive boyfriend" either huh? For some reason, your the only person on totse that really truely seems stupid to me. honestly, I have yet to see a somewhat intelligent post by you, are there even any? I'm risking near retardation by reading any one of your posts alone.

henteichicken, you ma'am, are retarded. Have a nice fucking day.

c2

nope still not there yet. maybe carbon gives lessons?

quote:c2 Well I guess that backstreet boy cardboard cut out and the cucumber wouldnt count for being your "abusive boyfriend" either huh?

you are wrong on this,very wrong although the rest of what you said might be true.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

you are wrong on this,very wrong although the rest of what you said might be true.

Yeah, he is wrong, im her abusive boyfriend.

here that chicken head, ill be over in a few hours to kick your ass.

hehe your bullshitting uss...

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

you are wrong on this,very wrong although the rest of what you said might be true.

what exactly makes you say that?

^^^cos i took the time to check a few things out kiddo.and more than that i really don't want to say on a public board.

(also she and i have emailed).