What are your techniques for playing footsie with someone?

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Tap them on the foot.

Kick them square in the cunt.

Come the fuck on mate, Footsie Technique? You are SHITTING me. What's funnier is you'd take advice from us. Whatever next, people asking how to touch a breast?

quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

Kick them square in the cunt.

Come the fuck on mate, Footsie Technique? You are SHITTING me. What's funnier is you'd take advice from us. Whatever next, people asking how to touch a breast?

Since we're on the subject, I could use a little help

Tweak the round thing in the middle, hard.

Do I repeat? Should I alternate between nipples or do them simultaneously? Is it appropriate to make radio tuning static?

quote:Originally posted by SkiPpYP:

Do I repeat? Should I alternate between nipples or do them simultaneously? Is it appropriate to make radio tuning static?

White noise is so hot right now

Funniest thread I've seen on Totse for a long time...

quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

[B]Kick them square in the cunt.

B]

i about fucking crapped on myslef when i read that.

and seriously dude, just go with the flow. as long as you dont take the insanely funny advice i quoted, you should be fine.

Holy shit, i can't stop laughing!! im still laughing as i type this! i think im crying from it too.........

Do people need skematics for every fucking type of foreplay?

Yea I guess.

quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

Kick them square in the cunt.



that was by far the funniest thing i've heard all week. congratulations, mate. you've just made my day.

<OL TYPE=1>

<LI>foot 1 Touch the (colour) (shape) e.g. touch the red triangle. On the table are a red triangle, a red heart, and a blue triangle.

<LI>foot 2 touch the (colour) (object) Touch the red car . On the table are a red car, red truck, a blue truck, and a blue car.

<LI>foot 3 Touch the (size) (object) Touch the small car. On the table is a small car, big car, big truck, and small truck.

<LI>foot4 Touch the size (shape)

<LI>foot5 Touch the (size) (shape) (colour)

<LI>foot6 Touch the (size)(colour)(object)

<LI>foot7 Go get (object) and (action)

<LI>foot8 Go to (room) and (action)

<LI>foot9 Go to (room) and get (object)

<LI>foot10 Show me (emotion) and (action)

<LI>foot11 (action)(#)times (ie, hop 5 times)

<LI>foot12 Go to (room) and (action)(#) times

<LI>foot13 Go to (room) and get (#) (objects)

<LI>foot14 go to (preposition)(object) and (action) (i.e. go behind the couch and hop)

<LI>foot15 go to (room), get (preposition)(object), and (action) (go to the kitchen, get under the table, and bark)

</OL>

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

<OL TYPE=1>

<LI>foot 1 Touch the (colour) (shape) e.g. touch the red triangle. On the table are a red triangle, a red heart, and a blue triangle.

<LI>foot 2 touch the (colour) (object) Touch the red car . On the table are a red car, red truck, a blue truck, and a blue car.

<LI>foot 3 Touch the (size) (object) Touch the small car. On the table is a small car, big car, big truck, and small truck.

<LI>foot4 Touch the size (shape)

<LI>foot5 Touch the (size) (shape) (colour)

<LI>foot6 Touch the (size)(colour)(object)

<LI>foot7 Go get (object) and (action)

<LI>foot8 Go to (room) and (action)

<LI>foot9 Go to (room) and get (object)

<LI>foot10 Show me (emotion) and (action)

<LI>foot11 (action)(#)times (ie, hop 5 times)

<LI>foot12 Go to (room) and (action)(#) times

<LI>foot13 Go to (room) and get (#) (objects)

<LI>foot14 go to (preposition)(object) and (action) (i.e. go behind the couch and hop)

<LI>foot15 go to (room), get (preposition)(object), and (action) (go to the kitchen, get under the table, and bark)

</OL>

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY UPON OUR SOULS

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

<OL TYPE=1>

<LI>foot 1 Touch the (colour) (shape) e.g. touch the red triangle. On the table are a red triangle, a red heart, and a blue triangle.

<LI>foot 2 touch the (colour) (object) Touch the red car . On the table are a red car, red truck, a blue truck, and a blue car.

<LI>foot 3 Touch the (size) (object) Touch the small car. On the table is a small car, big car, big truck, and small truck.

<LI>foot4 Touch the size (shape)

<LI>foot5 Touch the (size) (shape) (colour)

<LI>foot6 Touch the (size)(colour)(object)

<LI>foot7 Go get (object) and (action)

<LI>foot8 Go to (room) and (action)

<LI>foot9 Go to (room) and get (object)

<LI>foot10 Show me (emotion) and (action)

<LI>foot11 (action)(#)times (ie, hop 5 times)

<LI>foot12 Go to (room) and (action)(#) times

<LI>foot13 Go to (room) and get (#) (objects)

<LI>foot14 go to (preposition)(object) and (action) (i.e. go behind the couch and hop)

<LI>foot15 go to (room), get (preposition)(object), and (action) (go to the kitchen, get under the table, and bark)

</OL>

Lofl, im laughing as i type this. Gustave your one funny bastard. Kudos man. lOLF.