I know the basics, but can anyone give any others tips, or quite possible things not to do (if any), thanks. Please posts.

Pull out your knife, slit the strap, rip it away before she can ask/see how you got it off so fast.

Slide your middle finger from left to right (usually) in between her back and the bra, until you catch the flap with the spare loops on it. Push your thumb into the clasps and...snap...sort of. I can do it, I just can't write it.

get behind her, grab a nice hold of it and PULL as hard as you can rapidly, if needed put your legs on her back.

Ok, this is the easiest way, and the way that I personally use. Slide your pointer finger behind the closure of the bra and lift the closure away from her skin causing some tension in the elastic. Then pinch the two sides of the closure toward each other with your thumb and middle finger, the bra should open right away.

Hope that makes sense.

You form it into a tight ball, ie a fist, and pummel her with it until she takes the fucking thing off.

Like noc said, there is a flap that goes over the hooks. The hooks are facing her body and the loops are facing away from it. All you have to do is find the flap that goes over the hooks, feel under it, and pinch the two straps of the bra twards eachother (--><--). This should unhook the bra, but to make sure that it doesn't rehook itself when you let go, twist your fingers after you pinch the hooks. Practice makes perfect.

Santino, hookers don't care if you can do it with one hand. Just make sure you pay her when you are done.

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Get your thumb and middle finger on the clips and snap...very easy once you get the hang of it...

Yeah, what nocuous said (sorry didn't read the posts)

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God stupid noob, I swear to god all you do is following my threads and posts and post useful shit. You did it in all of my threads. God damn.

I've got this friend that can do basicaly what most of you are suggesting. But the way he does it, you use your index and middle fingers and push the clasp and kinda snap them, or something like that. That way can get it done in less than a second, no shit.

I'd rather use my teeth, personally, but the boring method has already been explained: Pinch the strap just to the right of the clasp between your index and middle fingers. Pinch the strap just to the left of the clasp with your ring finger and thumb. Push both pinched areas towards the clasp; what you're doing is easing the hooks off of the catches. Should come off, but DOES require just a little practice. This is from in front of her, while reaching around.

Of course, the knife idea is funner. Make sure you don't get all practical about it, though: Slowly glide the tip of it from the top her her ass crack all the way to the bra. Try not to slash her, but otherwise, don't worry. But don't do it if it's a really nice bra; those elaborate ones can get surprisingly, sickeningly expensive. I've encountered an Italian one that cost something like $80, and I'm sure it gets much worse than that.

..Or you could stop bothering with this bra-removing thing and instead ask the lady to undress for you. But do it in a charismatic manner, and only if you can convey the right mood, because if you're just sitting there in your BVD's and wifebeater and you say "strip for me, baby", I guarantee you're going to lose her. Otherwise, enjoy.



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