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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-06-02, 01:42
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Alright so monday I was at my girlfriends house, we were just chillen out most of the time. Then she gets closer to me and kisses me and tries to put her hand down my pants, and I don't know why but I looked up for a second and saw her mom coming up the stairs but it was too late and she had saw us. She did't say much at the time but she just wanted us to come downstairs so she could talk to us. All she said was that we were much too young to be getting down like that and she asked us what she wanted for dinner. After I went home I fell asleep and I talked to her the next day. She said her mom was screaming at her that she was a whore and things like that. She said her mom is as mad at me as shes mad at her own dauther. . . So anyone here been in the same situation as I am? Tell me what the hell I should do.
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Old 2004-06-02, 01:43
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You should post it in S&A.
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Old 2004-06-02, 01:44
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How old are you? 18 months?
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Old 2004-06-02, 02:18
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uh tell your girlfreind her mom is just freaked out cause she finnally realises her little girl is growing up and that really scares her.

then ask her what she wants to do and if you can avoid the mother at all costs.

easy as pie
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Old 2004-06-02, 02:20
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fuckin slap that bitch up. show her whos boss. trying to take yo woman.
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Old 2004-06-02, 02:21
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ..... Why?
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Old 2004-06-02, 02:22
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cause she be frontin when she should be steppin....out to da curb dat is!
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Old 2004-06-02, 02:25
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This is the first time I've ever heard of something like this happening! Your GF is a whore, you are an infidel bastard and your relationship is doomed!!!

Seriously, this is called "going through puberty".

Deal with it and use common sense and it will all work out.
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Old 2004-06-02, 02:26
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or you could ask her mom to join in...

Damn im loving this thread! wooooooo go pre pubesent sex drive!

[This message has been edited by Pud (edited 06-02-2004).]
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Old 2004-06-02, 02:36
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Be careful but reassure her. Tell her that she must be careful.

I have a situation where my girlfriend like to get intimate around my headmasters office. Yea, and I always get blamed...
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Old 2004-06-02, 02:38
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quote:Originally posted by emisarre:

How old are you? 18 months?

hoho haha hehe... good one, man.

Idiot...
 #12 
Old 2004-06-02, 11:34
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So... what did you have for dinner in the end?
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Old 2004-06-02, 11:37
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S&A (http://www.totse.com/bin/bbs/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Sex+and+Affection&number=4&DaysPrune=45&LastLogin=)

Shittie
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Old 2004-06-02, 12:30
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why'd yer girlfriend try to shag you when her mum was home anyway?
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Old 2004-06-02, 14:14
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Did the mom actually make you dinner? Got any pics... of the mother?
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Old 2004-06-02, 15:07
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Moms are like that. Give it a while, see if it cools up. If it dosn't and she bans you from seeing her, do it without her knowing.
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Old 2004-06-02, 15:41
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quote:Originally posted by Pud:

fuckin slap that bitch up. show her whos boss. trying to take yo woman.

LOL
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Old 2004-06-02, 15:56
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dude fuck her mom. make her mom hate you, it will only make your gf love you even more.
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Old 2004-06-02, 18:10
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quote:Originally posted by Suddenaddiction:

So... what did you have for dinner in the end?

lmao...i was wondering the same thing
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Old 2004-06-02, 18:13
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being moved to S&A
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Old 2004-06-02, 18:32
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we ordered pizza then we all went out to the movies togther. But she baned me from seeing her again.
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Old 2004-06-02, 18:37
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Her mom isn't bad by the way
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Old 2004-06-02, 18:43
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quote:Originally posted by mean people suck:

Her mom isn't bad by the way

oh yea i know, a good mom would definetely ban her daughter from seeing her bf. like i said before, fuck her mom. Its one thing if she is pissy about you guys, but banning her from seeing you? That is complete bullshit. Dickslap that bitch.
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Old 2004-06-02, 18:47
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she didn't completely ban us just we can't be togther without her there
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Old 2004-06-02, 18:47
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Old 2004-06-02, 19:36
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I wouldn't worry about it too much.

Shit, her mom should just be greatful her daughter ain't a dyke.
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Old 2004-06-02, 19:49
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listen you dirty impious whores!

rot in hell!

fucking sinnerS!!! get on your fucking knees and beg that the mercy of god will come upon you!

sex without the intention of procreation is pure sin, you disgust me.

w
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Old 2004-06-03, 10:11
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quote:Originally posted by SARDONICPILLOW:

listen you dirty impious whores!

rot in hell!

fucking sinnerS!!! get on your fucking knees and beg that the mercy of god will come upon you!

sex without the intention of procreation is pure sin, you disgust me.

w

What are you...mormon?
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Old 2004-06-03, 10:17
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Alright dude...first its not your fuck up...Be thankful that you can see your girlfriend at all. Talk to her mom, tell you that you agree that you are too young and just stand up and be mature. I was in this situation once...my ex's mom came up the stairs just as we finished doing our thing and it was really obvious what we were doing. But in this case, my girlfriend started it too...after her mom talked to us about it, I told her that it was never my intention to disrespect her and that it would not happen again(she made my ex check to see if my parents were home before she would let her come over after this, we usually lied). Confront the problem and it will go away, convince her that you are mature to handle each other behind closed doors or without parental supervision and always always wear a jimmy hat! I talk to my current girlfriends mom about stuff like this and all she basically said was that she was not ready to become a grandma because I talk to her without my girlfriend around, I show her respect and I show her maturity and she trust her daughter in my hands (and bed)
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Old 2004-06-03, 12:46
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Seriously, how old are you? If you're 8 or something then it's fair enough but above about 11 and it's very unreasonable for her mom to insist on being with you all of the time.
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Old 2004-06-03, 21:20
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quote:Originally posted by mean people suck:

she didn't completely ban us just we can't be togther without her there

Just "convince" the mom... if u no wat I mean
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Old 2004-06-03, 21:40
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quote:Originally posted by PTB:

Seriously, how old are you? If you're 8 or something then it's fair enough but above about 11 and it's very unreasonable for her mom to insist on being with you all of the time.

About 11? God damn, I didn't think kids were getting involved in relationships that early now.

Parents are definitely just a little overprotective these days. Her doing that when a parent was present was a bit off on her side, but teenagers are naturally curious about sex. I mean, seriously. Do they expect you and your girlfriend to sit on opposite sides of the couch and never come in contact with one another?

When treated with respect and responsibility, sex is a great thing. Just make sure there are no parents around.
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Old 2004-06-03, 21:43
NumB-nUTz NumB-nUTz is offline
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my friends mum is a milf... just thought you should all know that
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Old 2004-06-03, 22:26
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Dude, just go over to her house and apologize to her mom. Hopefully, she will respect you for being man enough to say you're sorry
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Old 2004-06-04, 01:20
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Something sorta similar happended to me except I wasn't caught in the act. Me and this girl I met in Florida planned to hook up this summer since I was going back down there and we were going to loose are virginity together. Well her step mom and dad already didn't like me so guess how they felt when they read her diary and our emails. They completely banned us and shes not even allowed online so we have to talk when shes at her moms. And you should just say you're sorry to the mom and try to get on her good side.
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Old 2004-06-04, 01:24
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Well, if this girl came on to you and you really had no idea, then there is only one thing to do...

Sue her and make Michael Jackson money, say her mom even offered you beer afterwords, then when her mom says she asked what you wanted for dinner, it'll look like she's stretching the truth.

Man, i'm a damn genius... Teach her how it works in America.

[This message has been edited by Black Tanuki (edited 06-04-2004).]
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Old 2004-06-04, 11:36
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quote:Originally posted by mean people suck:

she didn't completely ban us just we can't be togther without her there

well thats as good as banning. you should just do all the stuff you normally would, and if she gets pissed that you are fucking right beside her, tell her "well we all knew it was going to happen sooner or later, and YOU'RE the one who insisted on being here..."
 #38 
Old 2004-06-04, 23:27
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Lol you guys are fucking crazing.

quote:Alright dude...first its not your fuck up...Be thankful that you can see your girlfriend at all. Talk to her mom, tell you that you agree that you are too young and just stand up and be mature. I was in this situation once...my ex's mom came up the stairs just as we finished doing our thing and it was really obvious what we were doing. But in this case, my girlfriend started it too...after her mom talked to us about it, I told her that it was never my intention to disrespect her and that it would not happen again(she made my ex check to see if my parents were home before she would let her come over after this, we usually lied). Confront the problem and it will go away, convince her that you are mature to handle each other behind closed doors or without parental supervision and always always wear a jimmy hat! I talk to my current girlfriends mom about stuff like this and all she basically said was that she was not ready to become a grandma because I talk to her without my girlfriend around, I show her respect and I show her maturity and she trust her daughter in my hands (and bed)





Yeah thanks alot for that one. She did say that if i said sorry she wouldn't care. But I'm going to say what you want me to say. BTW her mom is only like 30 something so she doesn't want her dauther to turn out like her.

[This message has been edited by mean people suck (edited 06-04-2004).]
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Old 2004-06-05, 02:36
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WHen I was 16 I got busted making out in my gfs kitchen. Her mom was fuckin' pissed.

"THIS IS WHERE WE EAT YOU DIRTY LITTLE FUCKS"

Dumb bitch, we where only making out. She could of been sucking my dick while I was making perogies.
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Old 2004-06-05, 02:41
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Just bone the mom, to me it seems older women luv the young cock.
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Old 2004-06-05, 02:57
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Kill her you fucking moron.
 
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