1. took a 15 yos virginity, i was 18, she wanted it but I felt HORRIBLE, i broke up with her a week later and Then she told me that she loved her best friend who was a guy. and she told me about how she got drunk with her friends and "shit happened" after that I said " you know what, I dont care. Cause your never getting your virginity back." I still feel really bad.

2. i watched my friends have sexz in front of me a few times. I feel really really bad about that. although I think they liked it.

There are like 3 more but i really dont want to talk about them

The worst things I've done are smelly minges.

was having anal sex with my b/f and suddenly my bowels started to cramp! i covered him and the bed in the most vile stinking fluid shit.YUCK

i'd had a very hot chilli at lunchtime and i guess the 'back door' action etc just triggered it.

still cringe when i think about it.

quote:Originally posted by henteichicken:

was having anal sex with my b/f and suddenly my bowels started to cramp! i covered him and the bed in the most vile stinking fluid shit.YUCK

i'd had a very hot chilli at lunchtime and i guess the 'back door' action etc just triggered it.

still cringe when i think about it.



but somehow it was a great feeling...

sorry pressed wrong icon

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Wow hentei, I seem to lose more respect for you with each post I read. That has gotta be the nastiest thing I've heard of in a long while.

And you enjoyed it!

1. popped the cherry of a 13yo that i knew for two hours before i fucked her. She told my she was 16, i was 17, after i fucked her i found out she was 13. Then came in the good ole "yea...well look at time" line. Oh yea, she had a boyfriend too. Probablly made some little 14yo guy kill himself when he learned his girlfriend cheated on him, losing her virginity to a 17yo named whiteass...

2.fucked my best friends sister. He walked in on me fingering her, then a few times he woke up while i was fucking her.

3.Again with said best friends sister. she stayed at my place, but she didnt bother to tell me she was on her period. Blood all over the place before i noticed. I can see how solving murders is easy, cause blood will not wash out of anything. My sheets were black and i could still the blood stains after washing it close to 15 times.

4.fucked a chick just so she would leave me alone. i was sick, tired, had a headache, hangover. All in all, i felt like shit. She wouldnt leave, she was all over me, and she had to most annoying school girl type giggle everytime shed hit my cock through my pants (cmon, at least be mature). so i fucked her then came the good ole "yea...look at the time" line again

5. Have had people watch me having sex many times. My appartment was kind of like an after-party place for my crew, we would all chill there (like 10-15 of us most of the time) after we got all wasted, then we would come back and finish off the alchohol at my place. Ive had people lying on the bed right next to me as ive had sex.

6.unprotected sex with any female i met after the age of 14. Condoms were all good untill i got sick of not feeling a god damn thing. And seriously, do you want to nut all over your dick?

7. might have a kid. 70/30 chance i guess. The chick had brown hair, brown eyes. her boyfriend had blone hair, brown eyes. I have borwn hair, blue eyes. The baby had brown hair, blue eyes. Buts it not confirmed so i still dont claim it. Hes probablly gonna find me in 15 years and muder me.

8.school bathrooms/schoolbus/locked classroom when i found the school master key.

9.had a friends girlfriend make out with me while he was watching tv less than 2 feet away. To my defense, she leaned over and started kiss me. we were all drunk. i told her no. He pretended not to see anything. To this day ive never seen him again.

10.was having sex with this one chick i was skipping school with. i noticed a tattoo on her back that said "rachel. when i asked her about tattoo she said, "yea i always wanted my name tattooed on my back". then it dawned on me i didnt know her name.

11.im tired of typing, i think ive covered the worst shit.

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damnit hit reply with quote instead of edit...

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quote:Originally posted by SkiPpYP:

Wow hentei, I seem to lose more respect for you with each post I read. That has gotta be the nastiest thing I've heard of in a long while.

And you enjoyed it!



nasty? on a bbs that openly discusses dolphin sex?

Worst? As in, dirtiest? Or as in least enjoyed?

I was asked by a guy once if I'd piss on his face. I did it.

Same guy asked if he could buttfuck me, I said that aslong as he gave me some Poppers first, fine.

These where dirty, but fun.

tried it with a girl who diddn't want it and got a good square kick in the nuts and a dam hard slap.

quote:Originally posted by henteichicken:

was having anal sex with my b/f and suddenly my bowels started to cramp! i covered him and the bed in the most vile stinking fluid shit.YUCK

i'd had a very hot chilli at lunchtime and i guess the 'back door' action etc just triggered it.

still cringe when i think about it.

I'm curious. How did said boyfriend respond to being hosed in shitsauce?

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Same guy asked if he could buttfuck me, I said that aslong as he gave me some Poppers first, fine.



Poppers? Forgive my ignorance.

b/f said very little just picked me up and took me and him into the shower then he went out for a drink while i did some washing.



poppers are (i think) amyl nitrate(sp?) they 'loosen' you up a bit.

whiteass - true style.

Poppers: Yup, Amyl Nitrite. It's a muscle relaxant and also gives a bit of a rush. Popular in the homosexual community because they loosen the anus a bit without negatively affecting the erection.

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A couple of kids in high school used to sit in class, sniffing poppers. I don't think they quite understood what they are...

Erowid on Amyl Nitrite (poppers) (http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/inhalants/inhalants_info1.shtml)

I fucked a cow up the arse today, maybe that's why I can smell BULLSHIT.

mex

Popers: There not just for sex anymore!

I wonder if I could make some by replacing the OH group in butyl alcohol with N. Not sure how you would go about doing that.

quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

The worst things I've done are smelly minges.

i thought that said smelly niggers

"Amyl nitrite is a yellow-coloured liquid of specific gravity 0.877, boiling at about 95 to 96 degrees Celsius. It is insoluble in water, but dissolves readily in alcohol, ether, glacial acetic acid, chloroform, and benzene. It is prepared by passing nitrous fumes (from starch and concentrated nitric acid) into warm isoamyl alcohol, or by distilling a mixture of 26 parts of potassium nitrite in 15 parts of water with 30 parts of isoamyl alcohol in 30 parts of sulphuric acid. On heating with methyl alcohol, it is converted into isoamyl alcohol and methyl nitrite; a similar reaction takes place with ethyl alcohol, but the change is less complete. It is readily decomposed by nascent hydrogen, with the formation of ammonia and isoamyl alcohol; and on hydrolysis with caustic potash it forms potassium nitrite and isoamyl alcohol. When the liquid is dropped onto fused caustic potash, it forms potassium valerate."

From some web site.

1. Nothing.

1. Had sex with a 14 y/o who really wanted it and was sorta friends with when i was 17.

2. Had sex with four different girls who i didnt like but did it anyway because they bought me clothes, games, money, etc.

3. Had sex with a friends older sister who was 20, I was 16.

4. Had sex with a 29 y/o mother, I was 17.

5. Had sex with a girl who said she was 20 and thought i was 21 when i was in fact 15.

6. Smacked a girl across the face while having sex with her because she asked me multiple times to do it...still dont feel right about that one.

7. Was stoned once and had sex with a girl who i thought was 16 or 17 but was in fact 14.

8. Woke up next to a fellow guy after a heavy night of drugs and drinking...we were naked and spooning.

quote:Originally posted by Todesgehen:



2. Had sex with four different girls who i didnt like but did it anyway because they bought me clothes, games, money, etc.



Was this as awesome as it sounds? Because it sounds awesome. I always remember walking by the money store, but I could never afford anything they sold.

Shot my load on a girls face & then got her to walk outdoors with me for a while...unfortunately there was hardly anyone around to see her...

hahahaha. Oh, I love you totse. You're all so fucked.

I wish I had some stories like you. The worst thing I've ever done was fucking two girls like 6 hours apart.

Getting oral from my girlfriend and she told me not to cum in her mouth, but I did anyway...whoopsy..

quote:Originally posted by -Renegade-:

Getting oral from my girlfriend and she told me not to cum in her mouth, but I did anyway...whoopsy..

I believe that puts you in the "Never getting head from this girl again" group...

Welcome...

i se quote:Originally posted by bilzo:

I believe that puts you in the "Never getting head from this girl again" group...

Welcome...

Yeah..I guess your right...but it sure was funny



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quote:Originally posted by Todesgehen:



8. Woke up next to a fellow guy after a heavy night of drugs and drinking...we were naked and spooning.



Spooning?

um laying on your sides one behind the other is spooning. Cute to do with a girl....very disturbing with a guy. A couple more bad/sick things i've done...

Had sex with a female friend, an hour later had sex with her twin, 3 hours later had sex with their best friend. Now to be honest, i didnt know she was her twin..i did know about the best friend though.

Videotaped myself having sex with a girlfriend.

Owned a pair of handcuffs and blindfold.

Left a girl handcuffed and blindfolded to a bed while i went out and made lunch.

quote:Originally posted by SkiPpYP:

Wow hentei, I seem to lose more respect for you with each post I read. That has gotta be the nastiest thing I've heard of in a long while.

And you enjoyed it!

I fully agree with this. henteichicken, you give chickens a bad name.

About the promise not to cum in her mouth...

I break it all the time...

While in high school I was getting a blowjob from this chick at a party, she was doing a horrible job at it[teeth and everything] so I pulled it out of her mouth and hit her across the face with it, then pulled up my pants ans walked out of the room. I was extremely drunk and was just a spur of the moment thing.

i hate girls who cant suck dick.



fucked a 15 yr old i was 18. actually fucked her like 5 times, i knew she was 15, she was hot though.



fucked this girl who always had strokes and seizuers(sp??), she was tight as hell, had troubles getting my 10 inch in, but finally got in.

1 my best friends ever was talking to this girl at a party, he wanted her, but she wanted me, she got drunk and i got drunk and we were on the bed and she came on to me and we started makin out on the bed in front of like 20 ppl, plus in front of this really hotter chick i watned to get with but HEY i was getting ass. then she took me in the bathroom i pulled out my dick but she wouldnt suck it (by the way i hate girls who cant give a good bj) .. ne way she wanted my nuts more so we left the party drunk as fuck, i drove her car 2 steak and shake at 2am with her she bought me food then i ran a red light in front of a cop (didnt do nothing). The roads were really snowy and icy i didnt have time to stop. NE WAY, got to the house, she couldnt wait til we got in so soon as i stopped the car she got on me on the driver side, we started kissing, brother saw us cuz i accidently bumped into the horn a few times, he looked out the window and gave me a thumbs up. she had big nice titties and i sucked the fuck outta them. bad thing is all we did is just made out, wouldnt let me finger her or nothing. after a while making out sucks, but she had the nicest tits and nicest ass ever so we made out for a while. all that time i was thinking my friend had no idea this had happend but 2 yrs later i confessed and he said he knew it, wasnt even mad.

let some school hoe eat me up a few times, after she said she'd never suck my dick. smoked a few blunts with her, then she sucked my dick for like 45 mins str8 and i busted a load in her mouth, she spit it out though.

HMM .. finger this 1 girl who had a b/f at her b/f's house and he couldnt kick my ass so he didnt do nothing to me. messed with her for a while, she gave me some handjobs here and there.

let some 14 yr old eat me up, i was 18.

fucked some 23 yr old with two kids in front of one of her kids, and her 14 yr old sister thought i was hot so i let them both eat me up at once.

fucked some girl on her parents bed, parents came home that night saw us on the bed watching tv and later that night asked why their sheets were all wet. I said i spilled some liquid on it.

tried to fuck this one ok looking girl but couldnt get my dick hard enough cause she a fucking ugly slut so i just nutted on her face and tits.

face fucked one girl after she had just been fucked by a diff guy.

fucked a girl my friend was in LOVE with, still doesnt know. im sure if he did he'd wanna beat my ass, then he'd get his ass beat.

im bound to do more wild shit, so i'll hitcha then.

Apologies for my late reply, I was caught up wading through the massive amount of bullshit in this thread...

I ate out my sister-in-law on the bed downstairs in my recreation room while my wife and her husband were upstairs watching tv. she came 3 times and I had to hold my hand over her mouth to prevent my sister-in-law from being heard by anyone. I wanted to fuck her but we didn't have time. Maybe next time I will give her what she wants.

quote:Originally posted by Todesgehen:



2. Had sex with four different girls who i didnt like but did it anyway because they bought me clothes, games, money, etc.





Gigagigagigolo

I met a girl in an AIM chatroom who at first claimed to be 15, while im 16, and she lives in florida, while i live in maryland. She sent me her pic, and she was hot as shit, so i called her on my cell w/ free long distance and we had phone sex. Afterwords she told me she was 13, but it wasnt for real, so i guess it doesnt matter. That was our first time talking.

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My best friend was getting married in a couple of weeks so I decided to take her on a vacation just for the girls. We got up to the hotel and went swimming, and then we went back to the room and started taking tequila shots. When I was good and drunk I got in the shower, three minutes later she came in the bathroom and jumped in the shower with me... It started like that, and we just kept on doin it all weekend. Then when I got home at 4:00am Monday my ex-boyfriend was sitting on the front porch so him and me had a go at it.



What a great weekend that was

quote:Originally posted by Rico:

Apologies for my late reply, I was caught up wading through the massive amount of bullshit in this thread...

My turn:

Anal sex spurt? Maybe that is why there is so much (bull)shit in here...

Too soon?

I would have to say mine worst thing I have done that wasn't wanted, was getting head, and then not telling her I was going to cum until the last second, she pulled it out, and got sprayed in the face and hair, including her eye.

Now I know its a bad idea to laugh at a woman when she has your dick in her hand, but I just couldn't help it, I laughed for about 5 minutes over that, while she cleaned up.

Thing was, I asked her before hand if she would do a facial, and she said no, but got one anyway by "accident"

Come to think of it, she is now really careful, and sometimes flinches during head when I am enjoying it alot.

Popped a girl's cherry then proceded to wipe the blood on my eyes like war paint gave her a kiss good bye and left with out washing it off. To make things better I said bye to her parents with the blood on me haha

Ate a girl out then made out wiht her directly after wards

Gave a girl a bloody tube sock(basically get her in the butt really hard hit her between the shoulder blades and pulled the lineing of her ass out)

ok i was lieing about the last one but that would be sweet



Gave a girl a hershey bar(get her in the butt then got head from her)