Well me and my girlfriend of a year and a half are having a really horny week I guess, mainly because it's been over two weeks since we've actually had some alone time together because we've both been pretty busy. We aren't having sex, for religious reasons... but she has no problem with taking her shirt off... and possibly her pants if I can get her in the right mood. This weekend we're supposed to be going out, and she says I better make our "trip" ( to the "ocean", since I have a waterbed... corny I know ) unforgettable. Over the last week or two we've both been expanding more sexually, sharing fantasies and just being more vocal about everything... and I was joking with her that she'd have to bring the whipped cream and hot fudge ( because she owes me for doing some things for her ). I've thought of the typical can of whipped cream, and I'm proposing the idea of "going downstairs" which hasn't been done before. So there's the background, I'm just wanting any kinky / adventurous things we can try to make this the funnest night ever.

Start out like normal and get her hot and then break out the blindfold and handcuffs/ropes. Tie her up and then do then do the tease and leave. You work on her a bit, and then leave her. Come back and work on a different part and then leave her. Again and again. It should take hours before you get her off. I did this once and it was a very unforgettable night. The more you can tease her and the longer you can leave her the better.

Well first of all, I don't have those handy hooks on my bed for handcuffs or ropes lol... and second of all, I don't think that bondage stuff is my style or hers for that matter... thanks for the suggestion though I'm more thinking of just basic available items, nothing I'd have to buy from a boutique or something... meaning no chains, whips, man I'm not THAT kinky, yet lol. Thinking more along the lines of the whipped cream level... kisses all over the body ( and then blowing lightly to create a cool sensation ), massasging / pinching nipples... biting her neck and earlobes, etc... a little more "traditional"

Okay, get the basics down. You gotta get some candles and maybe some incense. Rose petals on the bed. Make a mix CD with songs she would like to play. Just random stuff to show you put some effort into it and were thinking of what she wants. That kinda crap goes over well with romantic virgins.

Fantastic ideas... yes. That'll set the atmosphere, but what can I do with her... something erotic, sensual - something that'll only make her wanting more... other than the aforementioned. Come on this is totse, I know you guys are filled with kinky ideas lol...

Come at her wearing a hockey mask and brandishing a knife, or other sharp implement and scream "I'm gonna kill you bitch!" several times. She'll be all over you.

No thanks...

*shrugs* your loss...

Besides, she's more into gardening tools rather than knives...

touché!

somehow incorporate your finger into her asshole

so help me but i have to agree with sardonic! a finger up the butt is a must(although your cock would be even better!).

will she let you go down on her? cos that's the way to really make it special for her.

on a non-sexual side -yeah candles+incense are good. music helps and a little bit of absinthe...

anyway lotsa fun

ps. smell is also important! even a really nice room will be all for nothing if you're wearing Eau de 'Gun Oil' .

[This message has been edited by henteichicken (edited 06-01-2004).]

well if she is fat then a mcdonalds will go down well, maybey push the boat out and share a regular coke

picture this... ocean -> nice mild evening -> blanket on the beach with romantic picnic, candles (in enclosed lantern things so windproof), romantic fun foods which can be fed to eachother, strawberrys and cream (again a bonus if she is fat) and run it about her body, teasing her, then pop it in her mouth

champagne on the blanket, and its dark on the beach apart from the candles so can molest her there, ot go skinny dipping in the ocean, then run back to wherever your staying the night and dry her off sensually, which will lead to some steamy action

also fat chicks love chips and dip

let me hear a HELL YEAH!! for chips and dip!!!

**again disregard if she isnt fat

If you can't have sex with her, and haven't even licked her pussy yet, you're going to have a pretty shitty night my friend.

Zebeddy? You have a thing for the fat chicks? You seem to know quite a bit about getting it on with them....

(Not meant offensively, just curious. I always find it fascinating that some men honestly prefer fat women. Go figure.)

^^ In mideval times, that was the ideal for beauty. Fat and pale.

fuck her religion. start fingering her, then go up for a kiss, while your up there, slam your dick into her pussy and yell surprise.

quote:Originally posted by Twiggy:

Come at her wearing a hockey mask and brandishing a knife, or other sharp implement and scream "I'm gonna kill you bitch!" several times. She'll be all over you.

for real dude, this shit works. after you stab her dead a couple times her pussy is all yours!