Pathetic really, I used to make fun of those who made posts like these.

Anyway, my girlfriend is four days late. We used a condom, etc. Took a pregnancy test, twice, negative. Going on five days late, and doctors offices are closed tomorrow. No significant changes in her diet or unwanted stress or anything like that. Opinions anyone?

4 days late is not late! when she's 4 weeks over then you can start to worry. and also then start to test(most tests only start to get accurate after a couple of weeks of pregnancy).

havent used in a condom in close to 2 years now. pulled out almost every time, few times when i was drunk that i didnt. And sitll i have no kids that i know of. If you used a condom your fine. Maybe shes cheating on you with a guy like me that doesnt use condoms?

quote:Originally posted by whiteass:

havent used in a condom in close to 2 years now. pulled out almost every time, few times when i was drunk that i didnt. And sitll i have no kids that i know of. If you used a condom your fine. Maybe shes cheating on you with a guy like me that doesnt use condoms?

You've just been pretty fucking lucky, that's all.

dont worry if she comes positive, hit her with a shovel in the belly. works every time.