I really have no idea how people do this. What does it involve? How do you do it? How do you tell if a girl's flirting with you?

Seriously, I have no idea.

So, What.

Haha... good question. I would like the tips of this post too. I have the same problem you do. I can not flirt.

I guess it just comes naturally to some people. All I have observed is that the people flirting are really really giggly, and they make fun of eachother, and playfully slap them on the arm saying "OMG stop. That was sooooo mean!"

Yea, there was a little sarcasm thrown into that (if you didnt notice).

well you see, the art of flirting hasn't changed much since the age of the cavemen.

what you do is find yourself a quality wentch and grunt "WOMAN!" as loud as you can, followed by a well placed knock her out with a blow to the head with your Flaming GreatClub +5 and drag her back to your cave by her hair

now the only differnce now adays is that instead of clubbing, you can slip pills into her drink

they suck all the fun out of life, don't they?

When girls flirt with me I dont really notice, I'm really bad a reading sings, and as far as me flirting with girls, I flirt with every girl I speak to, even if there stood with there boyfriend I dont care, the more you do it the better you get, also when you flirt with a girl it gets them thinking about you, and next time you see them they will flirt with you.

FOR FUCKS SAKE!

Another one of these shit posts. OK:

eyes - flick your eyes over her, PAY ATTENTION TO HER and occaisonally meet her eyes, then look away.

Body language - if your sitting down, lean forward a bit, dont sit with arms or legs crossed. it makes you look unapproachable.

Smile - SMILE. dont be a moody git. no one likes moody people.

talk - Compliment them! not too much, just enough to be charming without being an arse licker.

most importantly - Improvise, tell shit jokes, read the person she is from what she says, and act accordingly. theres no sure-fire way to flirt. you just gotta use your intuition.

How to flirt: be your charming self. And if you aren't charming, be someone who is.

See "how do u plase a girl" thread.

well when the girl is practiacly climbing onto you its preatty obvious they are flirting with you.

I'm a dumbass. Plain and simple. You have to show interest, but not too much. Be mean but nice at the same time, just recently I got the hang of it because I don't give a shit anymore.

Listen to The Streets' 'Could Well Be In'

rip off your pants and entice her with your enormous hard on

that'll do the trick

if that doesn't work... just flutter your eyelashes

thats the international sign for HELP THERES SOMETHING IN MY EYE