This situaution is: I'm a fucking retard that figured out how to ask the girl out but I don't like her anymore. What should I do?

tell her you dont think its working out. or if you dont care about her. fuck her best friend, shell break up with you then.

Im not relly an expert but i'd say, if you cant break with her then make her break up with you.

It really depends on the situation, so if you dont really care about her then just try to make her think that all you want is only sex, and she doesnt mean shit to you.

By the way how old are you?

yea i had this girlfriend for about 2 weeks, i kept asking her best friend to go out with me while i was still going out with her and then she said something i dont remember. Anwyays then her friend is like "she broke up with you" but she didnt but we just stoped talking so hit on her best friend is the solution.

quote:Originally posted by *FuckBeast*:

Im not relly an expert but i'd say, if you cant break with her then make her break up with you.

To me, that sounds far more unpleasant than just telling her the truth.

Dont be a pussy, just streight up slap her in the face then drop kick her knees, then just say

"Bitch the hoover gave me better head".

Press her to do increasingly obscene sexual deeds for you until she gets sick of it and leaves. Enjoy it while it lasts.

show her www.dolphinsex.org (http://www.dolphinsex.org) and then tell her you can't get it out of your head.

then ask her if she would go on a trip to the ocean with you to have a dolphin fuck fest

if she happens to be down with it, you've got yourself a keeper, so then you want to break up with her anymore

Cut off both hands. Firstly she'll find you a lot less attractive, but say it's easier to fist her now. She'll be disgusted, therefore it'll fizzle out.

Run off with another woman and dump her by fax, Phil Collins-style

tell her u fuked her sis

quote:Originally posted by naive_wisdom:

tell her u fuked her sis

Her sister if 4 years old.

^^^^^^^^^So?

quote:Originally posted by Fridgeseal:

^^^^^^^^^So?

for real.

but just just say, "i dont think theres anything between us anymore." that lines great, i got dumped by it many times. i mean, i dont understand, its hard to ask a girl out, but if you dont like her its easy as hell to break up, just tell her theres nothing between you, thats the most polite easiest way to do it.

Just talk to her, tell her it's not working out you have nothing in common and theres no point in being together if your not happy it would be selfish and you being unhappy would make it hard on her cause you would be in a miserable mood all the time and you don't want that, you want her to be happy.

quote:Originally posted by MrEricSir:

Originally posted by *FuckBeast*:

Im not relly an expert but i'd say, if you cant break with her then make her break up with you.

To me, that sounds far more unpleasant than just telling her the truth.

Ive done it.. it really sucks when the girls hardcore in love with you. But eventually they can only take so much.

ask her can you piss on her