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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2004-05-29, 12:58 |
sexc_man 
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 Pickup lines
whats the best one you use or have heard
if you were a booger i would pick you first
ground to heaven ground to heaven i report there is an angel missing i repeat an ANGEL is missing
if i asked you for sex would the answer of that question be the same as the answer to this question? (personal favorite)
your turn...
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#2
2004-05-29, 13:35 |
KillaCas
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Re: Pickup lines
"Suck my dick 'fo I choke you".
"I'm rich, fuck me"!
"Thats a really nice dress, but i think it would look alot better on my bedroom floor".
[This message has been edited by KillaCas (edited 05-29-2004).]
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#3
2004-05-29, 13:47 |
Superunknown
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Re: Pickup lines
"Hey baby, let's do math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."
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#4
2004-05-29, 14:36 |
itchyballs
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Re: Pickup lines
Make me a steak.
Bitch.
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#5
2004-05-29, 15:15 |
Ressotami
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Re: Pickup lines
fuck me...or i'll cut you
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#6
2004-05-29, 15:55 |
thequin88
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Re: Pickup lines
quote:Originally posted by itchyballs:
Make me a steak.
Bitch.
Nice
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#7
2004-05-29, 15:59 |
Crouts
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Re: Pickup lines
Can I touch your hair?
Its for my thesis.
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#8
2004-05-29, 19:51 |
KillaCas
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Re: Pickup lines
"If you dont suck my balls right now you will never see your kids again."
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#9
2004-05-29, 19:59 |
jimmy the gent
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Re: Pickup lines
quote:Originally posted by KillaCas:
"If you dont suck my balls right now you will never see your kids again."
thats is the best of all time!
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#10
2004-05-29, 20:01 |
whiteass
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Re: Pickup lines
lets start a business together, we can make homemade hair gel.
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#11
2004-05-29, 20:38 |
NewRage
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Re: Pickup lines
Wanna play Pearl Harbor? I lay down and you blow the hell outta me...
Wanna play lion tamer? Get down on all fours and I'll stick my head in...
Wanna play tiger tamer? Get down and open your mouth, then I'll toss in the meat...
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
If you and me were squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?
Your parents must be retarded because you are so special.
I lost my virginity, can I take yours?
Wanna have sex? (if they so no) Do you mind laying still while I do?
Wanna come back to my place and do what I'm going to tell my friends we did anyways?
Smile if you wanna have sex with me. (for some reason they always smile...)
I got more if you guys want...
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#12
2004-05-29, 20:58 |
KillaCas
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Re: Pickup lines
We dont.
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#13
2004-05-29, 21:15 |
Rico
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Re: Pickup lines
"I'm Rick James, bitch!"
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#14
2004-05-29, 21:31 |
SkiPpYP
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Re: Pickup lines
How about some pick up lines that actually work?
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#15
2004-05-29, 21:55 |
Clement_Wong
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Re: Pickup lines
Nice shoes fancy a fuck?
Never worked for me before, but I always get a laugh, and a kick in the knob. S'all good.
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#16
2004-05-29, 23:45 |
KillaCas
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Re: Pickup lines
I just walk up to her all cool and shit, you know pimp walk, I comb my hair back, check my reflection in the morror then smash that shit in her face, cut her neck with the shards, then fuck the hole, then all you have to do is tell her friends go out with me or i do the same to you, works a charm.
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#17
2004-05-30, 05:47 |
JDOGGYDOGG
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Re: Pickup lines
quote:Originally posted by Rico:
"I'm Rick James, bitch!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!my friend always does that out his car window when we see old ladys, except he sometimes says, "im ted bundy bitch!!!
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#18
2004-05-30, 06:23 |
amelia
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Re: Pickup lines
"My banana is ripening."
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