Just wanted to see if anybody else can go through with it.

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Ying, appearantly you have some sort of fetish. Now go find your topic in the right forum.

I know exactly what he means. Looking for a jerk and you turn around and remember that your cat is sitting on your bed behind you. Now the cat doesn't give a shit and probably isn't capable of even registering what you're doing, and can be perfectly ignored... but something tells you that you should get the cat out of the room before you continue.

I don't care whether it's a bloke or a cat, I don't want a pair of eyes tracking my every move as I visit Mme. Palm.

Yeah one time I was jerking on the floor with my laptop and for some reason the cat jumps into the accumulating pile of spunk. Nasty. That's a mistake I won't make again.

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Doggy, spanks it too, but he uses his tongue.

If I could do that...I'd neverleave the house

99 aids infested dicks in your ass.. 99 aids infested dicks.. take one out, chop it off.. 98 aids infested dicks left in your ass...=p

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:



I can understand. For some people, heavy talk about sex and animals in the same paragraph can be too much for them to handle. Sexually, that is.

quote:Originally posted by Rico:

I can understand. For some people, heavy talk about sex and animals in the same paragraph can be too much for them to handle. Sexually, that is.

No, it was just that stephanie666 said something I'd have said if I thought of saying it.

quote:Originally posted by Rico:

I know exactly what he means. Looking for a jerk and you turn around and remember that your cat is sitting on your bed behind you. Now the cat doesn't give a shit and probably isn't capable of even registering what you're doing, and can be perfectly ignored... but something tells you that you should get the cat out of the room before you continue.

I don't care whether it's a bloke or a cat, I don't want a pair of eyes tracking my every move as I visit Mme. Palm.

HAHAHAHAHA! i know exactly how that is hahaha.

Yeah, but who gets their dog to "help" them masturate?

"If you put whip cream on your nuts, and have your dog lick it off, it's not cheating! You know, cause it's your dog!"

...I thought the quote said peanut butter...

quote:Originally posted by Rico:

I know exactly what he means. Looking for a jerk and you turn around and remember that your cat is sitting on your bed behind you. Now the cat doesn't give a shit and probably isn't capable of even registering what you're doing, and can be perfectly ignored... but something tells you that you should get the cat out of the room before you continue.

I don't care whether it's a bloke or a cat, I don't want a pair of eyes tracking my every move as I visit Mme. Palm.

Ha yep,I hate whackin off and knowing that my cat is watching and sometimes at night while Im whacking off in my bed he jumps up on the bed and I'm like SHIT and I kick him off.

Quite disturbing.

i dunno, it kinda turns me on.

is that wrong?

quote:Originally posted by Blurry:

i dunno, it kinda turns me on.

is that wrong?



Not really, but if he offers to lick your balls you should return the favor.

i hate it too when im just about to start and my cat is sitting watching! damn cat!

spicy

I dont really care if my dog sees me beating it. She's just a dog and has no sense of shame.

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

...I thought the quote said peanut butter...

Well, at least you got the point! Doggy oral is the best!

If my dog is actually watching me I can't - just kind of weird. But if she's just dicking around (pardon the pun), not really paying attention to anything, I'm cool with it.

What are the dogs doing in the house in the first place? Or do you all jerk off outside in the backyard?

many people keep dogs in the house

quote:Originally posted by AirshipCaptain:

Yeah one time I was jerking on the floor with my laptop and for some reason the cat jumps into the accumulating pile of spunk. Nasty. That's a mistake I won't make again.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Funniest shit I have ever read.

na the worst is if you have on of those hyper overactive dogs. They just see your arm moving and get all excited and start jumping up and barking and running over with a toy and keep dropping right next to you as your spanking it(i fucking hate my dog). My dog used to eat socks all the time, shed even run in my room and try to steal mine and run right back out as fast as she could. So needless to say, i quit using the magic sock after the dog got it right after i soaked it with my population paste.

I'd criticize you for using a sock before, but I must lower my head in shame as I remember the time I did that. I hate when I have something to say about a fucked up action, and right before saying it my brain kicks in.

Wanking into socks... just doesn't add up to me. I can't see how you'd put it into the dirty laundry without some sort of embarassing confrontation later. And if you take the other option and reuse the same sock over and over and keep it stashed somewhere, that shit must stink the fucking place out. Either way you lose. Any practical solutions? Let me know.

To get away from the candid and disgusting discussion above, whiteass: I award you some arbitrary medal for the term 'population paste'. Inventive!

my boyfriend lives with these people who have a (female) dog who goes crazy whenever she sees someone bend over... she'll start humping you like crazy... so whenever she's near i try to get him to bend over "go get him mowgli!"

one time we almost had sex when the dog was around.. but it wouldn't leave us alone... we just walked away

its not like your wiping shit on the sock. sperm is practically odorless. the sock is only there for cleanup, and i do my own laundry. So yea, socks work late at night if your too lazy to get up and get a paper towel.

quote:Topic: Do you spank it when your dogs around??

I don't have a dog but i have masturbated when my cat was in the room. Funny because i did last night actually. My cat doesnt get along with this other cat that lives in my sisters room, and the cat was set loose from her room last night so he was bothering my other cat. I was just getting ready to beat off then heard a growl so i went down and "rescued" my cat, brought him up to my room....

I just made sure he wasnt "watching".... and yes, it is a LITTLE awkward



And, i hate to put such personal shit out on the internet but i don't really give a shit....

quote:Any practical solutions? Let me know.

I did the sock thing maybe twice... I guess it works. For a LONG assed time i have been using a towel though, i keep it in an old backpack... Immagine the shame of unzipping a backpack and taking a crusty towel out to ejaculate on.....

Its terrible for morals, but it works.

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^^^In yer backback, huh? Well that must come in handy, when you don't want to leave a mess

on the bus seat!

I wish I never read this thread.

You all are very, very, very, dirty people.

^^^What? Even with the using of socks & towels to clean up with?