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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-05-28, 04:36
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Default How the fuck do you ask a girl out?

This situation is: I like this girl and I know she likes me. What should I do?
 #2 
Old 2004-05-28, 04:40
SublimeZen124 SublimeZen124 is offline
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Default Re: How the fuck do you ask a girl out?

Flirt your motherlovin little ass off. Then take her somewhere romantic, kiss her and ask if she'll be your girl friend. Maybe tell her she's beautiful earlier. Avoid saying the L-word though, you don't want to scare her off.
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Old 2004-05-28, 04:42
-Renegade- -Renegade- is offline
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Just start talkin to her about some stuff...i ono..whatever u two talk about..anywayz...talke to her for a while and then u know casually flirt with her and make her feel special so she's in a good mood...then jus ask her out...jus ask her to a movie or sumthin..anything is good..
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Old 2004-05-28, 04:52
30-06 30-06 is offline
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um...go up and say, "your hot do i have a chance" ? or " i seem tohave lost me teddy bear...can i sleep with you ?"

~30-06~
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Old 2004-05-28, 11:58
DerMeister DerMeister is offline
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This is what I'm gonna tr in about a week:

Talk to her about a movie that is gonna be coming out you wouldn't mind seeing. Talk to her and check if she wants to see it. Then just say "Would you like to come see it with me?" then make your moves.
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Old 2004-05-28, 14:37
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excellent idea. But for heaven's sake pls don't chicken out. If she has any feelings for you, they will instantly be sucked into a supersonic vaccuum the minute you appear too chicken to ask.

Girls don't care HOW you do it, but they don't like cowards, and eventually they get FED UP with having to do the asking themselves.
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Old 2004-05-28, 14:46
Durell Durell is offline
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You should take out your club, then smack her in the head... once she is out, you drag her back to your cave and claim her.

Women like assertive men who aren't afraid to show their masculinity... try bringing her pelts as gifts.
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Old 2004-05-28, 14:48
CatharticWeek CatharticWeek is offline
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Hang out at a mall or somthing. Somthing where you get to spend time together rather than staring at a screen.
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Old 2004-05-28, 15:07
henteichicken henteichicken is offline
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quote:bringing her pelts as gifts

LOL and i thought i liked oldfashioned men ...
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Old 2004-05-28, 15:57
madhatter2k madhatter2k is offline
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Default Re: How the fuck do you ask a girl out?

flirt with her until she asks you out.
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Old 2004-05-28, 16:19
The_Reckoning The_Reckoning is offline
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Default Re: How the fuck do you ask a girl out?

quote:Originally posted by madhatter2k:

flirt with her until she asks you out.

Then say yes.
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Old 2004-05-28, 22:15
PTB PTB is offline
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The pelts idea is good, but really until you stalk and kill a deer and bring her out to feast on it, no girl is gonna touch you.

And don't even get me started on how much girls like it when you kidnap the wife of a rival and take her as your own.
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Old 2004-05-28, 22:27
KCJester07 KCJester07 is offline
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ah yes...the battle of the tribes...*there white folk on a boat**Go see what they want Kunta Kintae*
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Old 2004-05-28, 23:06
KidKelko KidKelko is offline
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Try jumping off of a seventy-five foot cliff, that will make her see you for the man you are.
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Old 2004-05-29, 00:44
decomfuk decomfuk is offline
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Default Re: How the fuck do you ask a girl out?

Email her telling her all the dirty things you want to do to her.
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Old 2004-05-29, 01:07
AprenticeChemist AprenticeChemist is offline
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Dude just fucking ask her. Its pretty damn easy. With my ex I knew she liked me she knew I liked her and all I did was just say "hey wanta go out" and then we were together.

And durells got a great idea just club her or bring her some pelts.
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Old 2004-05-29, 01:39
Halifax Halifax is offline
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The simplest thing in life can seem the hardest, the first time is really scary. But really just ask her do something, anything really, or just tell her u like her and let her choose what she wants to do, its simple after the first time.

~H
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Old 2004-05-29, 02:26
jimmy the gent jimmy the gent is offline
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take it from me, if you KNOW she likes you and you dont do anything about it, you'll regreat it. Lucky for me i think i still have a chance and im praying i do so good luck to me and you!
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Old 2004-05-29, 04:31
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quote:Originally posted by madhatter2k:

flirt with her until she asks you out.

Cluck...cluck...cluck...bacaaa!...cluck...cluck
 #20 
Old 2004-05-29, 13:36
Superunknown Superunknown is offline
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Try "will you go out with me?"

Now THERE'S a new idea!
 #21 
Old 2004-05-29, 15:31
Toke420 Toke420 is offline
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just get into a deep conversation get close and make the move...
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Old 2004-05-29, 15:56
whiteass whiteass is offline
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flirt with her, make as many double sided comments as possible (in the context the comment is innocent, but theyre is a sexually underlying tone). fuck her. if shes good in bed, keep fucking her.
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Old 2004-05-30, 00:00
Kosmonova Kosmonova is offline
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just bring it up, when you two are having a good time, and when theres nothing else to say so casually bring it like "..soo.. you wanna go out?" and then fuck her and rub that little clit
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Old 2004-05-30, 04:48
LostEquation LostEquation is offline
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Get incredibly drunk, and perhaps get her the same way, then you'll impress her more.
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Old 2004-05-30, 20:06
iwannabesuperman iwannabesuperman is offline
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Default Re: How the fuck do you ask a girl out?

i saw this on a tv show once

the teacher was teaching the students about the pythagorean theorem, and as he was walking up to the chalkboard, he left a note on a girls desk

do you like me?

yes no maybe

he finished his lesson and said... any questions? and slowly gave her a really creepy smile

yeah, do that
 
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