hehe just curious of what everyones fantasy is..?

I'm not one to be so prosaic, but the ER nurse who removed my IV last night would have convinced me to switch teams. She looked like an "innocent" Carmen Electra and smelled really nice. No wonder you guys act so foolish around hot women.

Hehe.

quote:No wonder you guys act so foolish around hot women.-deadly cindy

it isn't just the boys........



(i've written about my fantasy here before: me eating her while my b/f takes me analy)

[This message has been edited by henteichicken (edited 05-26-2004).]

good GOD!

my fantasy is just sitting here listening to girls talk about their fantasies.

Buying a jaguar.

What's that you say, sexual? Well most of my fantasies are kinda lame and straight, but they pretty much just involve some weak stuff with my girl. I would also like to say the back seat of a Jaguar or Bmw, I love German engineering.

Thinking about it I would have to say something along the lines of doing it in the back of a convertible Jaguar or Bmw with the top down, on a secluded beach or parking lot near a secluded beach.

Very lame.

this (http://www.collegehumor.com/img/w/whyiloverollercoasters.jpg)

That looks like fun, i'm going to have to try that.

It Seems Like it might Hurt On certain Coasters, Like the Deuling Dragons....

But Thats Just me

Don't have one.

To know why deadlycindy is a whore and deletes my posts.

Also to know why every ugly bitch on here is a lesbian?

i am so not a lesbo carbon but then again i'm not ugly either!

Ok hentai, it's the internet, so yes you are ugly until proven innocent lol of being ugly that IS!

MUAAHHA!

Anyways, I believe everyone on here to be one of the following.

Fat/Ugly/Psychotic.

You are probably one of the following if you are on totse.

You ask which one am I? Well at 6'2" and 235 lbs. I am not the smallest man.

hmmmm you really do sound 'leckje' carbon

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Ok hentai, it's the internet, so yes you are ugly until proven innocent lol of being ugly that IS!

MUAAHHA!

Anyways, I believe everyone on here to be one of the following.

Fat/Ugly/Psychotic.

You are probably one of the following if you are on totse.

You ask which one am I? Well at 6'2" and 235 lbs. I am not the smallest man.

so you're just fat?

come over to reinvent yourself and we'll help sort you out!

and no - not everyone is fat/ugly/psychotic

Im 6", 165lb and I can bench 220lb

And i have a wonderful girlfriend so i cant be all that ugly

and as for psychotic well... nah im just plain and ordinary. Its true. The voices tell me so.

You don't have to be cute to have a nice girlfriend, look at Bill Gates, one ugly dorky mother fucker.

Married a super model though :P

Anyways... I don't need a workout plan and I don't need advice about losing weight, because I already am losing weight...

Well thanks for your hand of gratitude but no thanks ;P

Definitely getting with two ladies who are EXACTLY 18, because Lord knows none of us are interested in breaking the law, or offending our peers. The girls have got to be dressed in schoolgirl outfits, with pigtails of course that is so hot.

quote:Originally posted by Syko:

Buying a jaguar.

Me too, but I'm not sure I could fit the cage in my SUV.

Sodomizin' LC, while she does herself with her favorite vibrator.

If I revealed that, I'd probably be burned at the stake or stoned to death or something.

mine is to have hot passionate sex with a girl then slicing her chest open and spreading her lungs out so it looks like shes got wings

quote:You don't have to be cute to have a nice girlfriend, look at Bill Gates, one ugly dorky mother fucker.

Married a super model though

Melinda Gates a supermodel? Hahahahaha. (http://www.positivenation.co.uk/issue90/pics/wnews1.jpg)

She looks a bit like a drag queen to me, but money helps a person to look considerably more attractive.

Bill Gates is a bad example. Being a billionaire can help a guy get whatever he wants.





[This message has been edited by deadlycindy (edited 05-27-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Bill Gates is a bad example. Being a billionaire can help a guy get whatever he wants.

...What if he wants a stable operating system?

Good one.

my fantasy is a chick that likes me, most of them were conciderably hot and even if you wouldnt like them id fuck them all that harder cuz they arnt dumb bitches and they're real, and me fucking her.

Wow maybe I read wrong?

Never saw a picture of her, always thought she was hot, never saw a picture of her.

Yes a billion dollars can help you get anything you want bwuahahaha.

Who is Mark Cuban married to?

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

...What if he wants a stable operating system?

I bet he has one...but he ain't going to make another billion selling it.

already lived most guys fantasies...

having sex with my girlfreind and her freind, Julie.

oh oh oh .

-RHT.

Give it to a girl against her will. HAHAHA! Someone is gonna start arguing me for that.