My uncle asked me if i had slept with a girl i was talking to outside his house, i said no i dont fancy her, then he says "so what every hole is a goal", does anyone else follow this "saying"?

Dick in mouth, dick in vagina, dick in ass. Every hole's a goal.

haha thats how my granpa is. heres a few quotes from him

"jon, if you ever get stuck on one girl, dont come to me and bitch about it. go out and fuck 10 different girls, then come back and tell me the stories"

"you better had made that bitch lick the sweat off your nuts"

"get me another beer, oh wait what, oh yea next time she scrapes her teeth give her a mushroom stamp to the forehead"

"how does fighting over a girl proves whos better? the better guy is the guy that goes home and sticks his dick in her mouth"

good ole gramps taught me just about everything i know regarding women.

Yeah mother fucker's every hole's a goal.

ear hole ?

my gramps came from a time where beating your women was not only socialy aceptable but encouraged so his only advice is if she doesnt cook clean and wash your clothes get rid of her, or give her a tatse of the back of your hand ahhhh good old senile gramps

[This message has been edited by JoJo (edited 05-26-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by JoJo:

ear hole ?

my gramps came from a time where beating your women was not only socialy aceptable but encouraged so his only advice is if she doesnt cook clean and wash your clothes get rid of her, or give her a tatse of the back of your hand ahhhh good old senile gramps

[This message has been edited by JoJo (edited 05-26-2004).]

Ear holes, nostrils, eye sockets you name it you should fuck it, thats what I'v been told anyway.