What would you do if a female was giving you a blowjob and bit your dick off deliberately and purposely?

Scream, call 911, sue.

Murder. MURDER, I SAY!

WHAT U DO IF A MORON POSTS STUPID POSTZ!?

Murder. MURDER, I SAY!

Tear her boobs off?

An eye for an eye I say.

Get a needle and some thread, I'd imagine.

i think that this has happened to him and he needs us to deside wat to do with the bitch rotting in his basement. i think u should kill urself and let your girlfreind go.

Benny, :P

I just hope your enjoyment of blowjobs isn't affected by constant paranoia that the girl is going to bite your dick off!

quote:Originally posted by DoMiNiOn:

deliberately and purposely?

did this part strike anyone else as stupid and idiotic?

I would grow a new dick, and stick my bitten off cock down the ho's neck, whatever i'm listening to the streets right now, it's getting to me, it's all about my life and shit, it's depressing, but amazing at the same time music means to much to me sometimes, i'm gonna cry.

SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shoot her with a good 1911 or HK USP of course.

Biting a dick off is akin to deadly assault and should be dealt with accordingly.

quote:Originally posted by Das Gorilla:

Get a needle and some thread, I'd imagine.

That's all well and good for a Martha Stewart show on self-mutilation made pretty. Get out the fucking caulking gun and do it like a man.

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quote:Originally posted by bodomised:

Tear her boobs off?

An eye for an eye I say.

HAHAHA

first, hit her in the head till she passes out, tie her up, then go to the doctor. worry about my penis. depending on the permanence of the situation, id probably just get really pissed off.

Go into shock, pass out, and bleed to death.

At least that's what I hope would happen. I honestly see no reason to live if I no longer had my penis.

Pack the dismembered organ in ice, hightail it to the ER, have the woman arrested and imprisoned, and wait for the porno offers to come pouring in.

"John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut" A classic.

Grow up kid.

Go get an AK47 and blow her to the moon

quote:Originally posted by Santino Corleone:

Grow up kid.



but Totse is like neverland, we dont need to grow up ;p

Reach back *like a pimp* slap the hoe!

Force her to continue sucking your bloody stump, then when she pass out of exhaustion sever all of her limbs. Sew them back up so she doesn't die of blood loss. Duct tape her mouth and keep her locked in your basement as your new pet.

i can honestly say id bash her teeth out so she could never do it again.

im not all up on beating women or whatever, but to me its like the official rule to beat out all the teeth of someone who does it, especially in prison.

just think some big black guy saying

"watch yo teeth bitch, or you be leavin without them nigga"

I think I'd strap a bomb to my chest and take Totse.com with me!

quote:Originally posted by BackFlip:



but Totse is like neverland, we dont need to grow up ;p



Yeah, and there are creepy pedophiles lurking around every corner...

its sew it to her pussy and hang her at the town hall then w would sing "pretty women"

quote:Originally posted by BlackNiggaTown:

Reach back *like a pimp* slap the hoe!

Eazy-E, classic.

Eye for an eye, rip off her clitoris with your teeth. That's fair.

If she bites off my head, it's only fair that I cut off hers.

get some salt and rub i on cuz obiously she did it for a reason, and you shouldn't be such an asshole for doing whateva cuz u deserve it

quote:Originally posted by KillaCas:

I would grow a new dick, .

good luck

quote:Originally posted by Crouts:

Force her to continue sucking your bloody stump, then when she pass out of exhaustion sever all of her limbs. Sew them back up so she doesn't die of blood loss. Duct tape her mouth and keep her locked in your basement as your new pet.

And then when they find her 20 years later, twisted and insane, they'll make a TV documentary about you. Everybody's a winner.

quote:Originally posted by Shodan's Own:

did this part strike anyone else as stupid and idiotic?

no but i found this part to be redundant.

i once read a news article about the same situation.. somehow the man's penis was thrown in to the bushes by the crazy bitch.. The paramedics found the penis, rushed him to the hospital and were able to save it and sew it back on. It still worked! :O

grab the nearest blunt object and then procede to beat her to death with it

I beat her with my cock

It really depends how much she bit off, like, if it was a little bit, then cut her, and if it was a lot, then pass out, wake up, hunt her down, and take her child-bearing apparatus.

ModelFifteen

Id make her eat it whole so she chokes on it. Then when she's dead, I'd cut her open, get it out, and have it sown back on.

I'd probably be to busy crying or screaming or something of that sort from pain to do anything to her,anyways she would likely run away from where we were at. I would most likely get to a hospital as quickly as possible.

I'd say "Good thing I have a spare!" .

i would sow(sp?) her pussy up