Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation

Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation.

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Note: Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances.

The side effects of such changes to the body include:

Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time

Lower back pain

Stress / Anxiety

Thinning hair / Hair Loss

Soft / Weak Erection

Premature Ejaculation

Eye floaters or fuzzy vision

Groin / Testicular Pain

Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone

If above symptoms are experienced, you need to restore the balance of brain's acetylcholine / parasympathetic ratio, reduces the level of sex hormones in the body, and sedates sympathetic nervous function, or the symptoms would become worse.

wow lucky me for only doin it once a week. but uh wat about sex, does the same thing apply. im not saying i get laid 5 times a day but wat if.

Benny,

"turklere bisi olmaz " says

"Nothing happens to turks"

)))

And you know it's true because they use lots of words that the average person can't pronounce.

well its only aimed at guys so im happy

(i heard on the news that for guys masturbating roughly 5 times a week prevented tescular cancer - i might of fallen asleep when listening to the radio and dreamt it though)

To attribute credibility to these "revelations" we need a more comprehensive list of reputable souces and acadademic anaylization the evidence literarly manifested within this thread does not have ample content

If you dont people will inevitably discredit this

Also all Your symptons are reminescent of the propogadan perpetually perpuated by Religious zealoush and is rather dogmatic in nature your premise had been refuted from jackinworld

Lucky for me I don't masterbate -- instead I prefer to masturbate.

I asked my friend this and he sent me this site that said there are NO harmful side effects of masturbation, here is the site www.Jackinworld.com (http://www.Jackinworld.com)

i masturbate at least once a day, i dont function properly if i dont. I think i might be addicted? Is this possible? Sometimes i masturbate up to 4 times a day but this only happens on about one day a week. I have a floater in my eye if that helps. (one of the symptoms was floaters)

http://jackinworld.com/library/myths.html

'Hair loss' due to masturbation might have worked for the Catholic church in the 1800s, but we have people called 'scientists' now who debunk this shit.

hey 1 years ago i was making at least 5-6 once a day but now i fucked some girl and now i make once a day ). penthouses are great ) here it is difficult to fuck your girlfriend

quote:here it is difficult to fuck your girlfriend

may be you're too busy beating up homosexuals?

quote:Originally posted by Nerd Fangs:

i masturbate at least once a day, i dont function properly if i dont. I think i might be addicted? Is this possible? Sometimes i masturbate up to 4 times a day but this only happens on about one day a week. I have a floater in my eye if that helps. (one of the symptoms was floaters)

no you're just very horney, and its how most guys are

quote:Originally posted by Nerd Fangs:

i masturbate at least once a day, i dont function properly if i dont. I think i might be addicted? Is this possible? Sometimes i masturbate up to 4 times a day but this only happens on about one day a week. I have a floater in my eye if that helps. (one of the symptoms was floaters)

Yes you're addicted to orgasms. Just like the other 5 billion sexually mature people on the planet. Don't worry about it, it's natural.

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*Goes off to masturbate*

*Edits message*

*Again*

*And again*

And if it's not right this time, FUCK IT!

[This message has been edited by KidKelko (edited 05-26-2004).]

^^ And all was good in TotseLand.

quote:Originally posted by Nerd Fangs:

i masturbate at least once a day, i dont function properly if i dont. I think i might be addicted? Is this possible?

I eat at least once a day, I don't function properly if I don't. I think I might be addicted? Is this possible?

quote:Originally posted by noobie123:



If above symptoms are experienced, you need to restore the balance of brain's acetylcholine / parasympathetic ratio



this is utter, chunky-style bullshit. Parasympathetic is an ADJECTIVE.

This is akin to saying "you need to alter your blood pressure/green ratio". Masturbation is physiologically the same as sex.

Dipshits; the 1st part is just talking about the orgasmic chemistry in your brain. Where the hell do you think you get the chemicals that make the 'big O' what it is? From your ears??

quote:Originally posted by MrEricSir:



I eat at least once a day, I don't function properly if I don't. I think I might be addicted? Is this possible?

I slam heroin at least once a day, I don't function properly if I don't. I think I might be addicted? Is this possible?

Just making a point. I agree with the Sex Addict thing though, bullshit.

i think dependence on masturbation increases with testosterone, when i first started whacking off i liked doing it at least once a day but i could easily go 3 or 4 days, but lately when i try going that long i can't sleep at all after 2 days, so that means it varies based on age and body chemistry, i would presume that as you get older you won't have to do it so much.

I would give up a few fingers as a side affect to masturbation. Its worth it

Infamous Big J, don't presume that just because it is true for you, it is true for everyone else. What about body-builders? If you can't sleep at night without coming, how do they even function mid-day? It's a good theory, but maybe it's a little psychological as well? You think you need it, you know you can have it, so you get it. But if you were sleeping in the same room as your sister, would be so apt to bust it out go to town?

ulen bastard i didnt mean homosexual. If we cant find a girl we are fucking our hands and this is called masturbation

^^^ no it is called 'sad'

Not everyone can be granted a pretty face and a charming personality. Us ugly dudes go to town because we'd probably end up on murderous rampages and whatnot otherwise. it ain't sad, it's NORMAL.

speaking as the woman of a disfigured man with a true born pyscho personality i still think its sad.

I'm going to flip one off right now, just despite the author of this thread.

Are you sure you didn't misread "METHAMPHETAMINE" as "MASTURBATION"?