So I woke up today after the bad mushroom trip of a lifetime, and I somehow managed to get on my feet again and eat some breakfast and just do my thing..Didn't work today or have anything else to do whatsoever, so I just cleaned up my stuff and then sat down at the computer, and was in the mood for hardcore pr0n, so I flew over to www.pussy-dreams.com (http://www.pussy-dreams.com) and got started.

...An hour later, I'm still browsing, and jerking, and a little nervous, because my friend/dealer and his girlfriend are staying at my place, and she was asleep in the other room. But I just kept going.

...Another hour or so later, still smacking away, the door suddenly opens. Normally, I would've jumped and tried to cover up, but...not this time. I decided in a split second to be completely unabashed and just look up at her calmly.

Her eyes were big. She gasped. Stammered out an "I'm - I - I uh, I'm sorry..I..", and...kept looking.

I was getting a little annoyed, so I said to her "Do you mind? I'm in the middle of something.."

She just stammered out the same shit, turned around and went back into the room.

Damnit. Now I'm all soft. She wasn't that hot, and she distracted me. Fuck.

Well, this ruined the jerk completely, so I closed my windows and stopped smacking.

I might get my ass kicked for this later...Who knows.

I hate being interrupted while I jack off. And recently, I was doing the same thing one methmorning, and I kept getting IM'ed by all these people; I hate to be rude, so I have to acknowledge every single one...Which interrupts my jerk, and I have the meth in me that's constantly fighting to shrink it again. Damnit.

It doesn't end there, though. AFTER having to answer the phone about eleventyfucking times, and finally get back to my jerk, and as I'm almost done...

He wakes up.

FUCK!!

No orgasm for Tommy. Yeehaw. And now I'm all soft again at this point.

I hate interruption when I'm trying to get in touch with myself and polish the divining rod. But I can't bitch to the interruptors, because they have no idea what they're doing.

...But they still interrupted my jerk. Fuckers.

Anyway, I'm done; I'm just kind of trying to relate a somewhat sex-related story, but it kind of got bitchy, so if any mod has to move this to B&M, sorry to waste your time.

-Infrared

Watch out for this guy

I fucking hate when I get interrupted when im beating it.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:



I hate being interrupted while I jack off. And recently, I was doing the same thing one methmorning, and I kept getting IM'ed by all these people; I hate to be rude, so I have to acknowledge every single one...Which interrupts my jerk, -Infrared

i understand completely i hate that im the same way. What i also hate is how long it takes to down load porn at 2 in the morning, im tired and alls i want to do is jack off and go to sleep, but i dont want to stay up for another 40 minutes but idont want to have to re download either, so its a tight situation. Im only 15 so my parents could find it at any moment so i need it d/l and saved in a new location.

I'm sure you snap back to reality once in awhile and say to yourself "Goddamn.. did I really post that?" You're kind of spur-of-the-moment brutally honest about your goings-on in life and what-not. Although it's sometimes entertaining and enlightening to delve into the mind of a highly intellectual complex individual such as yourself, there are times I wish you'd just keep some of that info private.

Drugs are a temporary release. I honestly hope you "get it" some day and join the ranks of society that could benefit from your experiences in mind-altering indulgences.

On an unrelated note, I have to agree with you on what you said about GlitterPunk!@@#$$ whatever. In Spurious I think. Yup, she's hot. Too young for me but you go Infra...

-Extant

You know what's kind of creepy? Infrared and any other observant person on TOTSE knows what I look like and where I live. At least no one knows my name. ...or my REAL age

quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

You know what's kind of creepy? Infrared and any other observant person on TOTSE knows what I look like and where I live. At least no one knows my name. ...or my REAL age

*Files through GP112358's info file, from the FBI headquarters*

...Are you sure about that?

Extant, I'm curious: Are you thinking that it's the drug use that causes all the moods and results in the weird posts and shit, or what? Because it isn't. I've always been something of a spontaneous, type-A freak, and yet still rather realistic and level-headed. It's the realistic side of me that lets me post dumb/honest/embarassing shit and not care what anyone thinks of me for it, but also my hyperactive (not from the drugs!) and bored mind that likes to see what people think of it...but never really cares.

I've said before: I'm a huge, convoluted ball of contradiction, and my heart, mind, spirit, body and soul are all seperate entities that can be very far-removed from each other, yet make up the same singular consciousness.

That, and I'm probably a bi-polar/split-personality/NPD (narcissistic personality disorder) headcase, or something.

The drugs just do the same things they do to everyone else.

quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

You know what's kind of creepy? Infrared and any other observant person on TOTSE knows what I look like and where I live. At least no one knows my name. ...or my REAL age



I think what's creepier is he used the word gripping in the title when refering to masturbation, and also mispelled it causing everyone to dwell once again for a longer time than needed on IR's dick rubbing habits.

Duck, I hope you're joking.

That's "griping", synonymous with "bitching".

Nice Freudian slip there...And now, I wished I had been clever enough to say "A 'gripping' tale"..

[This message has been edited by Infrared (edited 05-25-2004).]

LOL I thought you meant it to read (Story, Gripping) so we would understand this is a story, and it is gripping. I'm pretty sure I read that kind of syntax all over the place here in blighty, and I also tend to think of griping as the baby's problem because I have rarely seen it used to head up well.. a gripe. I probably should have seen the complete lack of gripping storyline as a fact this was not true, but alas, I was too busy mentally wrestling with your title. Man I'm still laughing, that is some funny shit.

~i feel i am shortchanging you by saying there was a lack of gripping storyline, I thought it was pretty good, albeit in a thank-fuck-that-hasnt-happened-to-me-recently kind of way.



[This message has been edited by DuckWarri0r (edited 05-25-2004).]

Don't you have a lock on your door Infrared? Invest in one, it should solve the interruption problems. And tell your roomies to knock brfore entering.

I have my own place, so my computer is out in the main area. My house is my own personal masturbatorium, but only if others aren't around...Though now, I might just adopt the "It's my house, fucko" ideology and make no attempts to be discreet. But that sucks in it's own ways, too.

Meh. I think too much. I hate these moods, like tonight, where I just OVERANALYZE EVERYFUCKINGTHING. And shut up, I'm not on anything. Just too analytical, and it annoys me.

Maybe I should smoke, or something.

Why would you get your ass kicked in your own house for jacking off?

Not for that, but I just KNOW his dumb bitch is going to misrelate what happened when she tells him, then he, being the crazy tweaker he is, will warp it into "Tom showed his dick to my chick", and go all crazy on me.

so shoot him with that 'spitter' and whack off on her forehead, hello!

sneak in and throw a blanket over him. then stab him through it over and over with a fork. Then start running around the room waving your hands in the air, and saying "out out! damn, that bee fucked you up pretty good"

quote:Originally posted by heisler:

sneak in and throw a blanket over him. then stab him through it over and over with a fork. Then start running around the room waving your hands in the air, and saying "out out! damn, that bee fucked you up pretty good"

Lmfao!

Well if it's your own house you should have laid the rules down. eg:

listen up bitch!

1. no smoking my shit!

2. no watching me jerk off my massive dong while looking at pr0n!

3. if you tel your boyfriend what you saw, he will cry because his dong isn't as big as mine!

comprende senorita?

Yeah something like that.

quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

You know what's kind of creepy? Infrared and any other observant person on TOTSE knows what I look like and where I live. At least no one knows my name. ...or my REAL age

Aren't you 17 and your name is Cristina (just what I've heard)?

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

And recently, I was doing the same thing one methmorning, and I kept getting IM'ed by all these people; I hate to be rude, so I have to acknowledge every single one...=

You know, away messages exist for a reason...

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Extant, I'm curious: Are you thinking that it's the drug use that causes all the moods and results in the weird posts and shit, or what?

It had crossed my mind. If not the uninhibitedness of the posts, surely the length in some of them.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Her eyes were big. She gasped. Stammered out an "I'm - I - I uh, I'm sorry..I..", and...kept looking.

I was getting a little annoyed, so I said to her "Do you mind? I'm in the middle of something.."

She just stammered out the same shit, turned around and went back into the room.

I have to wonder: how would this have turned out if she had said something like, "Can I help?", or "Hey! No fair keeping all that cock to yourself!"

^LMAO. You watch too many bad porn movies .

on no you dont have a substance abuse problem...oh well shit happens we all have it anyways wether we admit it or not.

last time i got interrupted jerking off was by a "friend with benefit" type of person, she decided to help me out. But one time my mom walked in at like 2 in the morning catching me with my dick in my hand. She just closed the door and i screamed "thank you, come again", pretending i was Apu, then started in a fit of my own laughter, had a bit to much to smoke that night.

quote:Originally posted by whiteass:

But one time my mom walked in at like 2 in the morning catching me with my dick in my hand. She just closed the door and i screamed "thank you, come again", pretending i was Apu,

Damn, that's even funnier than what I said.

"OH Calcutta!!"

You have two hands for a reason!

Left hand,typing.

Right hand, masturbating.

It's not exactly difficult to aim and wank y'know!

listen inf, bad shit happens all the time. this is real funny shit and we all know you must be pissed off. take my word for it: get even.

you'll find a way, everyone always does.

besides....wasn't she someone's girlfriend?

two words - hidden cam.