Me & my girlfriend have just started playing around with each other and she decided to give me a handjob the other day. 'Good for you, who gives a fuck' you might say.

Well here's the problem; as hard as she tries she can't seem to make me cum even though I enjoy it a lot so it's not like i'm not turned on by it.

When i masturbate myself i last about 10 minutes max (if i'm lucky!) so why do i seem to last more than 40 minutes when she does it???

As fun as it might be while having sex, it isn't that great for her because she feels she isn't pleasuring me.

Anyone else have this problem?? Any suggestions for why this is?? Any help is much appreciated...

maybe you're are in secret a sodomite ?

^^What does that have to do with anything, idiot?

You are probably just nervous, and not completely concentrating on what she's doing because it's a completely new experience. You have to let yourself go and enjoy. You will most likely go faster.

here's the thing, when you jerk off, you know what to do. you've been doing it for years and you know what feels good. she doesn't know what you're feeling and can't make the minor adjustments for speed and pressure like you can. plus she doesn't have 24 hour access to a cock like you do. just let her practice all she wants and tell her if there's anything she can do to make it better.

I can go for hours without having an orgasm, and sometimes don't even orgasm at all, but then again, this is due to my heavy substance abuse.

It's well known that girls generally can't give handjobs. Try as they might they can never replicate the feeling you experience from your own mastered hand techniques My suggestion: take advantage of this by asking her to put her mouth on you. I mean, that way you'll come faster and enjoy it. You get a blowjob, she gets the warm fuzzy feeling that she's satisfied you. Everyone wins!

Snoopy, doesn't that get annoying after awhile? Like will it ever end? I would think that it would get frustrating if you just wanted to pop one off real quick. Or, can you control it?

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*rapes Snoopy and makes him cum after 9 secs.*

quote:Originally posted by avenge96:

^^What does that have to do with anything, idiot?

Well in some other thread she said she got her bf to do her anal, so she knows he's a sodomite and so might know a little about his experiences that relate to this situation.

On topic, Eyesore knows what he's talking about.

quote:Originally posted by BSK:

*rapes Snoopy and makes him cum after 9 secs.*

I wish it were possible.

Enough pressure on the prostate and it'd be possible

i thought snoopy wqas a chick....

and yes, i do know what im talking about.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

I wish it were possible.

´ll do my very best Ms. Sophie !!!

quote:Originally posted by Rico:

It's well known that girls generally can't give handjobs...

Generally, yes. There are a select few though that know what they're doing and how to do it.

And I agree with the use of the mouth. As in, why isn't she using it? Mouth + hand = real blowjob.

Dr. Bint.

quote:Originally posted by jca-:

Well in some other thread she said she got her bf to do her anal, so she knows he's a sodomite and so might know a little about his experiences that relate to this situation.

On topic, Eyesore knows what he's talking about.



ah yes words of wisdom from mr.'homosexualism' himself. did'nt getting 'pwned' by the sodomite the other day teach you anything ?

Snoopy: I know how it goes. The opiates are especially bad...

quote:Originally posted by henteichicken:



ah yes words of wisdom from mr.'homosexualism' himself. did'nt getting 'pwned' by the sodomite the other day teach you anything ?

homosexualism

n : a sexual attraction to (or sexual relations with) persons of the same sex [syn: homosexuality, homoeroticism, gayness]

link? http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=homosexualism

Sorry Ms "Hentei" Chicken, wasn't "pwned" at all. Anyway, don't know what you seemed to find offensive? You have stated that your boyfriend sodomises you. Hence, he is a sodomite. You attribute someone's problem to being a sodomite, and as you have proven that you have intimate knowledge of sodomites, I suggested that perhaps you did indeed know what you were talking about - contrary to what someone else suggested.

Of course, your knowledge might only apply to sodomites of the paedophile variety.

Cheers for the advice guys. I'll have to try the mouth suggestion out as well.

She's coming round tonight so i'll put it into use

i used to have that problem, could fuck for hours and not cum. pissed me off, cause as fun as that was, getting exhausted without popping a nut can get frustrating. Then i stopped using condoms (flame on, i dont give a fuck, my dick not yours) now i last the usual half hour or so. Yea but i still cant cum off a blowjob or handjob, sex is it.

quote:Originally posted by jca-:

homosexualism

n : a sexual attraction to (or sexual relations with) persons of the same sex [syn: homosexuality, homoeroticism, gayness]

link? http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=homosexualism

Sorry Ms "Hentei" Chicken, wasn't "pwned" at all. Anyway, don't know what you seemed to find offensive? .

1) if i miss understood then 'my bad'

2) sorry but the sodomite pwned your ass good(see B&M)!

3)yes you're right i do have some experience with sodomy albeit of the hetro sort.

4)that was a weak answer regarding 'homosexualism',i would expect better of some one of your calibre cos if you had been sure you would have quoted a dictionary with some validity (OED) and not a 'usage' one(see small print).

quote:Originally posted by henteichicken:

1) if i miss understood then 'my bad'

2) sorry but the sodomite pwned your ass good(see B&M)!

3)yes you're right i do have some experience with sodomy albeit of the hetro sort.

4)that was a weak answer regarding 'homosexualism',i would expect better of some one of your calibre cos if you had been sure you would have quoted a dictionary with some validity (OED) and not a 'usage' one(see small print).



Ah, where to start...

I've read the last post in that thread in B&M and chose not to respond, jackketch had wanted it to stop. His final post cleared up a couple questions about his character (that he wasn't serious with the race remark), and the ongoing argument over the spelling. He conceded he was "blissfully unaware" of the correct spelling, and that I was right. Either way, I did not concede and so was not "pwned". Your logic is as poor as your spelling, maybe all that sperm your paedo boyfriend pumped into your ass before you hit puberty went up to your head and fucked about with your senses a little?

Either way, that homosexualism reference was to an online dictionary, dictionary.com.

The OED doesn't offer a free online service. As I don't have an OED myself (seeing as I have an adequate grasp of the English vocabulary, such as I know how to spell 'hetero'), and you'd only question a book quote anyway, all I can offer are free online services. Other free online services?

www.thefreedictionary.com/homosexualism (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/homosexualism)

www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/homosexualism (http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/homosexualism)

etc, there's even a books titled with "Homosexualism". These authors have distinctly better English than you.

Anyway, sodomy is sodomy. Your boyfriend sodomised you. He is a sodomite. You know him, you have good access to his experiences.

Heres the problem: Handjobs suck. They're never very good. Infact, all of second base pretty much sucks. Theres better things to do.

quote:maybe all that sperm your paedo boyfriend pumped into your ass before you hit puberty went up to your head and fucked about with your senses a little?-jca

i guess that tells me a great deal about you .

and yes my spelling is probably not as good as the authors you mention but then they have publishers who check that sort of thing for them and also english is probably their first language, it isn't mine.

oh btw the readers of a thread say who got 'pwnd' and reading that thread it seemed clear to me that you made a complete ass of yourself cos you failed to read the sodomite's answer .other readers will no doubt disagree.it is a very subjective thing.

40 minutes? That's nothing. My first blow job lasted over two hours. Oi vay...

She just needs practice, and maybe lubrication. All those people that say girls are just bad at hand jobs are full of it. I've had many very satisfying tugs. I've also had quite a few crappy ones. Meh. Just let her practice.

Relax stop masturbating for a couple days before you see her. Pet her hair,touch her breasts make out with her ect. ect.

I'll give the standard canned answer and say that it's probably your repressed homosexual tendencies.

Try "flexing" your cock. Makes you come faster.

quote:Originally posted by AirshipCaptain:

Try "flexing" your cock. Makes you come faster.

That and keep your muscles tense.

quote:Originally posted by henteichicken:

maybe all that sperm your paedo boyfriend pumped into your ass before you hit puberty went up to your head and fucked about with your senses a little?-jca

i guess that tells me a great deal about you .

and yes my spelling is probably not as good as the authors you mention but then they have publishers who check that sort of thing for them and also english is probably their first language, it isn't mine.

oh btw the readers of a thread say who got 'pwnd' and reading that thread it seemed clear to me that you made a complete ass of yourself cos you failed to read the sodomite's answer .other readers will no doubt disagree.it is a very subjective thing.

Indeed, which is why it means effectively nothing coming from a viewpoint that isn't neutral.

You may get frustrated at me calling your boyfriend a paedo (which is undoubted, and you don't even deny it), and saying something like "i guess that tells me a great deal about you ." - seems to be like you're trying to place yourself on a higher moral ground. But, as you insult people by calling them "sodomites" and "pakistanis", it doesn't really work - sexuality and race discrimination are both very basic morals.

bro shes probz jerking toooo slow

nah i got the same prob billyb u just got to find ut what is the one thing that makes u cum when ur J.O.ing(mine is straitning my feet[dunno y just porb from jerking it when i was a kid]) and do the same thing when shes jerking u.good luck.

OK. She came round last night but the story was the same. I felt relaxed, I gave her tips & it felt really good but still no ejac.

After 80 minutes her hands were aching like hell even though she was changing every so often. I'll have to try not masterbating for a while to get the hormones going i think.

And for those wondering; no, i'm not a homosexual

there is i think a medical condition which makes it hard for a man to ejaculate-apparently casanova suffered from it.

....maybe your gay.

80 minutes of jacking off from a girl and you don't even get excited enough to come close to ejaculation?

Shit you might as well be fucking.

quote:Originally posted by billyb:

OK. She came round last night but the story was the same. I felt relaxed, I gave her tips & it felt really good but still no ejac.

After 80 minutes her hands were aching like hell even though she was changing every so often. I'll have to try not masterbating for a while to get the hormones going i think.

And for those wondering; no, i'm not a homosexual

Some guys need to change positions or techniques often to climax. Some guys, however, lose some of their arousal every time they change. If you are one of those, maybe that's what's messing with you. To be honest I would have got bored before 80 minutes and done the job myself

once you've had enough... just freak out and run into the bathroom, yell AHHHH!!!! SPLASH

be polite and flush