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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-05-23, 09:11
SupaAznPirate SupaAznPirate is offline
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Default Washing your hands after jacking off

do you guys get that warm sensation, and wants to wash their hands before touching their face?
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Old 2004-05-23, 10:25
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Whatever you say.

PS ~ Shut the door, the other 24 fucking circus clowns in the VW Beetle with you are freezing their balls off from the gust.

[This message has been edited by Villrux (edited 05-23-2004).]
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Old 2004-05-23, 11:11
Das Gorilla Das Gorilla is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Villrux:

Whatever you say.

PS ~ Shut the door, the other 24 fucking circus clowns in the VW Beetle with you are freezing their balls off from the gust.

[This message has been edited by Villrux (edited 05-23-2004).]Wtf? That's so stupid, yet so funny.

On topic, I once touched my face after having a flog, without washing my hands, but I found that I got semen all over my face when I did that.

(Well what would you expect?)
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Old 2004-05-23, 18:58
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washing my hands after jerking off? if i cum on my hand of course, if not why in the fuck would i bother? And dont say thats gross, unless you expect me to wash my hands whenever there is epidermis to epidermis contact.
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Old 2004-05-23, 19:19
SkiPpYP SkiPpYP is offline
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quote:Originally posted by whiteass:

And dont say thats gross, unless you expect me to wash my hands whenever there is epidermis to epidermis contact.

I agree. I don't see what the big deal is--I know how to clean myself; my privates arent dirty and sinful
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Old 2004-05-23, 19:29
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quote:Originally posted by SkiPpYP:

I agree. I don't see what the big deal is--I know how to clean myself; my privates arent dirty and sinful



i still have a little voice in my head that say that they are 'polluted'. god my parents did condition me. i do wash my hands after pleasuring myself and usually shower as soon as i can after sex.

oops this was a boy thread wasn't it.oh well some female input won't hurt.

[This message has been edited by henteichicken (edited 05-23-2004).]
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Old 2004-05-23, 19:32
KidKelko KidKelko is offline
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Maturbation is wrong. You should wash your hand afterwards. Also, sex is even wronger, you should wash your hands after that as well.
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Old 2004-05-23, 19:34
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you should wash your hands before and after you do everythng

i dont want to touch your cock and i dont want to touch anything that touched your cock

so wash your damn hands you freaks
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Old 2004-05-23, 19:36
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quote:Originally posted by Das Gorilla:

Originally posted by Villrux:

Whatever you say.

PS ~ Shut the door, the other 24 fucking circus clowns in the VW Beetle with you are freezing their balls off from the gust.

[This message has been edited by Villrux (edited 05-23-2004).]Wtf? That's so stupid, yet so funny.

On topic, I once touched my face after having a flog, without washing my hands, but I found that I got semen all over my face when I did that.

(Well what would you expect?)

Obviously you are sexual. Very sexual.
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Old 2004-05-23, 19:39
whiteass whiteass is offline
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quote:Originally posted by The Marksman:

you should wash your hands before and after you do everythng

i dont want to touch your cock and i dont want to touch anything that touched your cock

so wash your damn hands you freaks

but you will be touched by my cock, its a life changing event.
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Old 2004-05-23, 20:22
SephirothAngelus SephirothAngelus is offline
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Dangit, don't you fools know what a tissue is for? If you have any experience with sexual issues you should know that when putting on a condom you should leave a little pocket for the semen, well just make a damn pocket out of a tissue, and save yourself the trouble of cleanup! I mean come on! It's worth it.
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Old 2004-05-23, 21:43
niggapleaze niggapleaze is offline
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naw, u have to wash them in holy water
 #13 
Old 2004-05-23, 23:07
whiteass whiteass is offline
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the power of christ compels you!

the power of christ compels you!
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Old 2004-05-24, 00:47
TheDragon TheDragon is offline
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The only time I wash my hands when I piss is when I touch the faucet or door handle or the flusher. I think das wang is pretty clean...

When wanking...only if I jizz on my hands. I don't mind it really...I just don't like sticky stuff on my hands. I also have this paranoia that I'll touch something and then my mom will touch it and later make hand/pussy contact and become pregnant.
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Old 2004-05-24, 01:30
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FUCKING GROSS!! But, sperm last WAY under a minute in room temperature.
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Old 2004-06-12, 07:17
infamous big j infamous big j is offline
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no, actually they last like 15 minutes
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Old 2004-06-13, 04:50
Klez Klez is offline
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I fucking lick it off
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Old 2004-06-13, 10:06
Johnnx Johnnx is offline
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I wear 3 pairs of latex gloves...
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Old 2004-06-13, 10:19
Spinage Spinage is offline
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I never wash my hands

''Nice to meet you, I'm Krissy''
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Old 2004-06-13, 10:22
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yah, is this normal, jsut because the washign you hand includes water, whenever my semen tuches water it gets sticky, is that normal, or am i fucked dup?
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Old 2004-06-13, 10:26
cjsosreb cjsosreb is offline
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haha THE DRAGON i tink the sam thing, when i jack off on the toilet, and i sperm on the seat, im like, oh fuck, my moms going to sit hear, her pussy is going to get on it and rub it oh no, so i try to take care of my sperm, even thoguh, its very rare to get pregnent by touching it, it pretty much has to go into the pussy, and, i dont like thinking about my mom fingering herself lol
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Old 2004-06-13, 11:03
Cutter De Blanc Cutter De Blanc is offline
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The question is, should my girlfriend be washing her hands after jacking me off?



...:\
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Old 2004-06-13, 15:01
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quote:Originally posted by cjsosreb:

i dont like thinking about my mom fingering herself lol

congratulations you have just succeeded in ruining my day.
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Old 2004-06-13, 15:37
whiteass whiteass is offline
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quote:Originally posted by infamous big j:

no, actually they last like 15 minutes

Sperm can survive alot longer than 15 minutes. Try more like a few days.
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Old 2004-06-13, 16:03
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Meh, when I first did I used to have to wash my hands more than once, like 3 times, before I saw my hands as 'clean'. Worrying, no? After about a month though I just thought fuck it and now I do wash my hands once but that's it. Mostly because I inevitably get cum on them, and I don't care what you say I'm not just gonna ignore it, it dries stickily and smells in the meantime.
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Old 2004-06-13, 16:18
Insane_Clown Insane_Clown is offline
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After i jerk off i brush my teeth with the magic goo

-Insane
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Old 2004-06-14, 01:53
VisionsFyre VisionsFyre is offline
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quote:Originally posted by whiteass:

Sperm can survive alot longer than 15 minutes. Try more like a few days.

Not outside it can't. Only about 15 minutes on a surface (like the toilet, sink, kitchen cabinet...)
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Old 2004-06-14, 04:16
jojabr jojabr is offline
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Uhh.. I just do it in the shower.

Why the hell do all you people make a mess and do it on your computer/bed/kitchen/pool/whatever and get your spunk everywhere?
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Old 2004-06-14, 04:41
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I always take a shower after any sexual activity. I'd rather be fresh and clean than covered in secretions.
 
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