ok i'm going for a list of all the words we can think off that relate to having sex

having sex

screwing

fucking

love making

making whoopy

bangin'

shagging

consensual raping

etc,

let see how many different ones we can get

dolphin?

intercourse

jumpin' bones

bonin'

beast with two backs

Gah, I can't find a nice, long list of euphemism for sex.

quote:Originally posted by SARDONICPILLOW:

dolphin?

PFFHAHAHA.

hide the salami has always been a fave of mine

porked.

insemenation

Sexual intercourse,

Gonorhea of the eye

Taking the Pigskin Bus to Tuna Town.

Doing the 'Nasty'

Getting it on

Playing basketball with one hoop

Light a Roman Candle



[This message has been edited by the Roaming Gnome (edited 05-23-2004).]

sinking your ship... throwing a hotdog down a hallway, park the car(and then reverse, then back in, then out, then back in... etc)

riding the love train

theres always the old way of saying it... humping

The maggots in the iron lung don't copulate.

Dipping

Dick warming

Pleasing the snake or bird

carnal knowledge

sins of the flesh

beast with 2 backs

'to become one'

Uhh...doing it?

let me gues, only in english

my favorite has always been 'scrump'

Playing point in the midnight basketball league

Hittin it

Excercising the love muscles

There are many more

As I'm a virgin, I can only offer up euphemisms for materbation

Being naughty

Killing the cat

Killing the dog

Killing the bush

Killing the tree

Chopping down the cherry tree with ol' Goergie Washington

Lovin' the Lord

Making Up

Makin' Babies (Did someone say that already?)

Gettin' Some

"I'm *busy* right now, gimme 15 minutes."

Freakin'

Boom Boom

Boop Boop

Fudge Packing (Does anal count?)

Visiting Mrs. P

Saying hello to the neighbors

Bending that bitch over and fucking her seven ways from sunday

"That one thing"

"This and that"

Infantile representations of the sex act make me laugh.

dippin ur wick

bumpin' uglies (only applies to old people)

penetration

ride

Pimple Poppin

Creamin the Sausage/Taco

Downloading

Giving AIDS

Rape

Child Abuse

Many more...

Romping

Doing the laundry

Partying

Tapping that

Watching a movie

Sleeping to-gether

Filling the gap

Making babies

ModelFifteen

capturing the bishop

hit the skins

"playing hide the purple parsnip"

- that's always made me giggle.

quote:Originally posted by KidKelko:

The maggots in the iron lung don't copulate.

I don't think the Misfits have anything to do with this thread

Copulat being the objective (is that the word I'm looking for?) word here.

Rubbin' bellies.

Sniffin' snapper.

Tool cleanin'.

Gettin' an uplink.

Riding the Baloney Poney.

I'd spell it Balogna but it just doesn't look right.

hitting it

ro-shambo

digging the up the purple beetroot

skippin jack

shiggitty schwa

bang bang bang

moisturising your monkey

hammering in the tent peg

takin the sausage dog for a walk

hiding the carrot in the clay

making bacon flavoured soup

getting laid

=) mmm

haha, what a list! we have exactly 100!



but we're not done, i challenge you to find as many as you can,

break 200 and you get a prize