i have an erection of 7 inches and im 15... is this small? please help me, i hate the idea of having a small penis...

that is slightly above average.



and even if it wasn't it doesn't matter

shit man, your 15, and you only have a 7in erection? sorry but there doesn't look like much hope, you see if you haven't gotten bigger than that by now it must mean that

A. you have a small penis, go back to Japan

B. you have a penial problem, drink 2 gallons of bleach and tell me how you feel

C. you have no idea what an erect penis looks like and you think your penis is erect when its not, A.K.A. your really dumb

lastly

D. you don't know how to handle a measure

all in all though i think your fucked, i mean a 15 year old with only a 7in penis? come on man, your going to be sending Photoshop-ed pictures of yourself to fat 40 year olds masquaraiding as girls in chatroom just to feel that small bit of security about yourself, but don't worry, that won't last long

what you should do is cut it off, jaggedly, so it looks like an accident and then get a elephant's trunk sewn on by a doctor and have your medical insurance pay for it. and even then idt you'll be content will you?

you'll be on Totse again in a month

"hi i'm 15 years of age and i have an elephant's trunk for a penis, is that bad?"

in which case we'll make fun of you horribly for having two holes(nostrils) in your penis, so badly that we'll make you cry and kill yourself and then ppl "wow he hung himself with his own elephant penis, amazing" then you will be in the Guiness book of records for commiting suicide with a penis, you'll be the "incredible elephant-penis lemming!"

then we'll look back on this and say "wow our ideas really effect ppl, amazing, and to think it all started with some moron who decided to post his penis size on some website and watched what happened, there is only one think stupider" we'll say "and thats to fuck a box of nails."

so congradulations you japanease, bleach-drinking, small penis, lemming, elephant man, who fucked a box of nails and can't use a measure. your now the stupidest person i know, and i've seen ppl consciously walk into lampposts. so good kill yourself, the geene pool is better off without you small penis people.

damn kids

GODDAMN DUDE GET A FUCKING LIFE. heh heh... Anywhom...

Technomancer: That is awesome. You are almost certainly on drugs.

I agree, i think hes on a LOT of drugs

My side hurts because of that funny man.

Just find a skinny girl and stick your dick (erect) in her. She'll like it.

quote:Originally posted by SwordChucks:

What is the normal erection size?

300 feet.

quote:Originally posted by SwordChucks:

i have an erection of 7 inches and im 15... is this small? please help me, i hate the idea of having a small penis...

shoot yourself. now. save yourself embarrasment.

I think that 9 and a half inched is the totse average.

believe it or not, i was not on drugs when i wrote that, just tired, bored and pissed

I need a trolley for my internet penis

quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

I think that 9 and a half inched is the totse average.

So true, so sadly true.

quote:Originally posted by MrEricSir:

300 feet.

Sounds like a good number...

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quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

I think that 9 and a half inched is the totse average.

Whoo! I got a way bigger than average Totse cock! Nine and a half feet! It sucks because chicks won't let me stick it in their asses!

average is 5.75 inches so you've got nothing to worry about. anyone who says 7 inches is way below average is either full of shit or being sarcastic and i just cant tell. either way, fuck off and stop trying to scare the boy.

I have a team of eskimos carry my cock in front of me when i go out. on chinese new year it gets dressed up as a chinese dragon.

^^^^ ROFLMAO

Are you acually rolling on the floor lasughing your ass off? no, and if you are, you need to die, and if your not... DIE

OMFG your cock is small dude! Cut it off grow boobs and dress like a girl, its your only hope! I didn't even know it was possible for someone's dick to be that small, are you disabled? or just retarded?

Or maybe you just missed the FIRST 700 FUCKING "is my cock small??" POSTS! seriously, there is a new one every week! shit!

find one witrh answers you fucking jerk, go blow your mom, or whatever you do in your spare time, but dont bother ME. I did nothing to offend you you stupid fucking bastard.

ahh its cool i love you

DARN! Ya beat me by less than an inch. oh well, I guess it doesn't really matter as long as it's

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i was reading these chick jokes and in the joke their boyfriends had 7 inch dicks and they were bragging in the joke so i guess its average just all those niggers think theres is bigger than a white guys because they cant messure very well. Anyways like the biggest ever is like 10 inches or some shit, i dont know look up ron jemery and whatever his dick size is take about 2.5 inches off and thats about the avergage adult penis size. By the way mines about 7-7 and 1/2 because i never wiped the ruler out while i had an erection but close comparison and im 15 so dont fret.

Ha! My grandmother's cock is bigger than yours and she's a woman! And dead! You should go join her