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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-05-22, 20:16
InimitableBallerina InimitableBallerina is offline
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I have a close friend and his birthday is Monday. I made him something, like an art thing, but it's small. I am making him a card too. I need something else to go with it though. He is into music, metal and stuff like that, such as Atreyu, In Flames, and many more. He's easy to get along with, you can't get easily embarrassed around him. I just need something good to give a guy for his birthday. Please help me with suggestions.
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Old 2004-05-22, 20:18
whiteass whiteass is offline
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a quick suck-off always makes me feel better.
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Old 2004-05-22, 20:18
SkiPpYP SkiPpYP is offline
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As long as you put effort into it, what's wrong with the art thing? In my opinion, something handmade that's thoughtful is much better than store bought crap.
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Old 2004-05-22, 20:20
whiteass whiteass is offline
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seriously go get him a cheap glass pipe. if he doesnt smoke, tell him to quit posing.
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Old 2004-05-22, 20:21
InimitableBallerina InimitableBallerina is offline
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quote:Originally posted by whiteass:

a quick suck-off always makes me feel better.

Can we be mature with the suggestions? I don't want "a handjob, great sex, etc" as a suggestion. Please be thoughtful.

My idea was to get him his three favorite kinds of candy, Crisy M&Ms, Milky Way, and KitKat, plus the card I made and the other little thing I made. What else would go good?

[This message has been edited by InimitableBallerina (edited 05-22-2004).]
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Old 2004-05-22, 21:00
SARDONICPILLOW SARDONICPILLOW is offline
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a nose job?
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Old 2004-05-22, 21:32
Inside_Voices Inside_Voices is offline
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a "milky way" sounds good.

if you know what I mean
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Old 2004-05-22, 21:48
gothprincess89 gothprincess89 is offline
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Did you not just read her post about being "mature" about the matter? Jesus christ... in one ear and out the other.
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Old 2004-05-22, 22:22
SARDONICPILLOW SARDONICPILLOW is offline
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quote:Originally posted by gothprincess89:

Did you not just read my post about being "mature" about the matter? Jesus christ... in one ear and out the other.

fixed.
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Old 2004-05-22, 22:31
GlitterPunk112358 GlitterPunk112358 is offline
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Just don't get him anything. I don't get anyone anything and it always works out fine for me. If you exclude everyone, no one feels left out. It's better than buying presents for some people because presents for some makes others feel left out. And if everyone gets a present, you're short a lot of cash and look like a pushover. So it's handjob or nothing
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Old 2004-05-22, 22:55
gothprincess89 gothprincess89 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by SARDONICPILLOW:

fixed.

What the fuck?
 #12 
Old 2004-05-23, 04:08
SupaAznPirate SupaAznPirate is offline
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Old 2004-05-23, 22:48
gothprincess89 gothprincess89 is offline
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Get him a shirt of his favorite singer. Or even make him a shirt.
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Old 2004-05-23, 22:53
SARDONICPILLOW SARDONICPILLOW is offline
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nice way to bump your own thread. it's obvious you are trying to be discrete with your other account.

why are you responding to yourself?

stop bumping this shitty thread you dirty whore and get your stupid friend a fucking nose job, stupid fucking mole.

then top it off with a god damn hand job.

[This message has been edited by SARDONICPILLOW (edited 05-23-2004).]
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Old 2004-05-23, 23:01
Little Pea Little Pea is offline
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It seems to me that chicks are very nigardly when it comes to buying gifts for other people. They always make some shit themselves and say that a homemade gift is better than any "store bough piece of shit", but I think that they are just cheap little bastards.

Loosen that fist that you have around your money and go shopping for him. Buying him something doesn't necessarily mean that you didn't put any effort or thought into it. It means that you went out and spent time and money trying to find him the right gift.

Well, that's what I do anyway. You can go on telling yourself that you aren't being a stingy little bastard, but I know the truth.
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Old 2004-05-23, 23:04
gothprincess89 gothprincess89 is offline
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SardonicPillow, you need to fucking quit. You're a complete asshole. I can't wait until you see the light at the end of the tunnel and finally get your head out of your ass (which ever head you want it to be)
 #17 
Old 2004-05-23, 23:10
SARDONICPILLOW SARDONICPILLOW is offline
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grow up, and leave me alone
 #18 
Old 2004-05-24, 21:36
gothprincess89 gothprincess89 is offline
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I am getting a new name... so that retards like you won't bother me.
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Old 2004-05-24, 22:00
SARDONICPILLOW SARDONICPILLOW is offline
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i'm sure i'll know your new handle as soon as i see one of your hebetudinous posts.
 
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