I was just pondering something, and realized that I'm a sex offender, in a technical and undocumented sense.

I was having sex with you-know-who (save it, Carbon) when I was 18, and she was 16. We're a year and 1/4 apart, which isn't much, but still illegal. We had been with each other before, already, but I'll admit it: This factor added a VERY exciting little twist to our sexual adventures, what with my adult and her minor status. It was purely contrived, yes, but knowing that I could get into a whole lot of shit if anyone knew we were sleeping together was both scary and exciting. She loved it too, for her own reasons (I recall the same "illegal" thing, and the "older man" thing, and the...>gulp<..fact that all she had to do was rat me out and she could get me arrested, and how that thought and that trust I gave her got her off).

8 years later, the memories still turn me on. No, I'm not going to go screw a 16-year-old or anything, but those memories are fond ones. It's not even that "bad", really, but...something felt so deliciously forbidden about it, and I kind of wish I could indulge in it again, though I wish I were younger, too - 16-year-old girls don't really attract me anymore, though they sure look older than they are sometimes.

I feel like jacking off to Ren and Stimpy now, so goodnight.

-Infrared

(No, I'm not serious - I'm going to jack off to The Fairly Oddparents... )

That show is cool.

quote:Originally posted by KillaCas:

That show is cool.

Lol

i fucked a 13yo when i was 17. but in my defense she did look 16, and when i asked her how old she was, she said 16. But cant expect much when it only takes 2 hours to fuck someone. And the sad thing is she was a virgin.

I think this thread belongs somewhere else.

Maybe in? Somewhere, where Infared can write all the messages about Kelly, is that her name?

That he wants to.

Yeah, you're a bad man. But who gives a fuck. It's just sex. Personally, you're more of a fucked up weirdo for jacking off to the Fairly Oddparents. (At least it isn't Hey Arnold, I guess)

Sex isn't that big of a deal as long as your life is a private one. Now if you were a celeb of some kind, then I'd expect you not to fuck minors or jack off to cartoons.

do you think a jury would convict a 18yo guy for having consensual sex with his 16yo girlfriend? Obviously not if it is an innocent relationship and her parents are convinced your not ruining her life.

[This message has been edited by whiteass (edited 05-22-2004).]

www.ageofconsent.com (http://www.ageofconsent.com) thats not illegal... well barely anywhere...

Oh come on. Who hasn't committed statutory rape?

yeah, in the majority states the AOC is 16. Even in states where it is illegal, you would not get in too much trouble for that small of an age gap.

Infra just likes to make a big deal out of small things. Hed be a great journalist.

quote:Originally posted by MrEricSir:

Oh come on. Who hasn't committed statutory rape?

Me.

No, wait, by "committing" do you mean "being the older party" or "being either the older party of the younger party"? Because if it's the latter, I'm SOL.

quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

yeah, in the majority states the AOC is 16. Even in states where it is illegal, you would not get in too much trouble for that small of an age gap.

Damn, you had to go and burst his bubble!

Well, somebody had to fuck her sooner or later. Might as well make it forbidden and exciting and do it now and send pictures too!

quote:Originally posted by whiteass:

i fucked a 13yo when i was 17. but in my defense she did look 16, and when i asked her how old she was, she said 16. But cant expect much when it only takes 2 hours to fuck someone. And the sad thing is she was a virgin.

Would you rather fuck a 13 year old loose girl?

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

Damn, you had to go and burst his bubble!

Actually, he had to go try and burst his bubble. But it should have failed seeing as the AOC in New Mexico is 17 (unless you're gay, apparently)

STIMPY!! YOU EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIOT!!!!!!!!!

-RHT.

quote:Originally posted by RandomHerokillsTerrorist:

STIMPY!! YOU EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIOT!!!!!!!!!

-RHT.

STIMPY!! TU IDIOTO!

That show is soo much better in Spanish

I still cant think which is worse, masturbating to friends or everyone loves raymond.

quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

Actually, he had to go try and burst his bubble. But it should have failed seeing as the AOC in New Mexico is 17 (unless you're gay, apparently)

1. I did not know what state he was in, but I just said it was legal in most states and not a big deal in the rest.

2. It is actually legal in New Mexico:

quote:F. Criminal sexual penetration in the fourth degree consists of all criminal sexual penetration not defined in Subsections C through E of this section perpetrated on a child thirteen to sixteen years of age when the perpetrator is at least eighteen years of age and is at least four years older than and not the spouse of that child.

It's not burst. It would've only been burst if you told me back then.

And god damnit, do I REALLY have to point out that I was just being random and stupid about the cartoon-jerk thing? Do I need to write it out in crayon?

Dumbshits.