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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-05-22, 02:58
swimming fetus swimming fetus is offline
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the older kids at skoool talke about masterbatign and that it makes youre peepee feel reaslly good. how do i do rthis;;im to scared to ask htem;; the last kid who did they laughhed at. help. thx.
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Old 2004-05-22, 02:58
Sidewayz Sidewayz is offline
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stick it in a blender, troll.
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Old 2004-05-22, 02:59
swimming fetus swimming fetus is offline
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im only trying t ofind out hwat to do;;srry.
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Old 2004-05-22, 02:59
uebe uebe is offline
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quote:Originally posted by swimming fetus:

the older kids at skoool talke about masterbatign and that it makes youre peepee feel reaslly good. how do i do rthis;;im to scared to ask htem;; the last kid who did they laughhed at. help. thx.

this is kinda sad. i've been jacking off since i was 9. I discovered it by accident while i was having fun with some lotion. Just rub ur dick a lot until this sorta white shit called sperm comes out
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Old 2004-05-22, 03:00
swimming fetus swimming fetus is offline
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so u just rub it with ur hands?? thx.
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Old 2004-05-22, 03:01
Sidewayz Sidewayz is offline
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keep in mind, this is the person who posted the marvelous spoof on infrared's sister thread (18 thumbs up), don't fall in the hole, homie.
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Old 2004-05-22, 03:03
uebe uebe is offline
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quote:Originally posted by swimming fetus:

so u just rub it with ur hands?? thx.

no use one hand. one little tidbit of advice. beware of friction. you dont want a dick that looks like its been jacked off with sandpaper. : )

[This message has been edited by uebe (edited 05-22-2004).]
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Old 2004-05-22, 03:04
swimming fetus swimming fetus is offline
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im really srry i dont no what ur talkig about. but if u hvave ne more tips thatd be great;; (http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum5/HTML/023017.html)thx.
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Old 2004-05-22, 03:05
swimming fetus swimming fetus is offline
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k thnkz.
 #10 
Old 2004-05-22, 03:07
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seven year olds know how to masturbate

your retarded - kill yourself - you'll never get laid
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Old 2004-05-22, 03:10
Extant Extant is offline
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quote:Originally posted by swimming fetus:

the older kids at skoool talke about masterbatign and that it makes youre peepee feel reaslly good. how do i do rthis;;im to scared to ask htem;; the last kid who did they laughhed at. help. thx.



Please don't post here in S&A anymore. Try the linguistics forum, they might be able to decipher you.

-Extant
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Old 2004-05-22, 03:18
Hybrid_David Hybrid_David is offline
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I ran this thread on word, got this:

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Old 2004-05-22, 04:51
cushman cushman is offline
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No one answer this guy anymore hes a fucking idiot. Every single one of his posts is just stupid, and he cant spell worth shit.
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Old 2004-05-22, 05:01
plehem12 plehem12 is offline
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He must be high from that Special K cereal I helped him with at BLTC.

Someone ban him...
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Old 2004-05-22, 05:34
NewRage NewRage is offline
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quote:Originally posted by The Marksman:

your retarded

you're retarded...
 
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