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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-05-20, 19:06
slipknotshit slipknotshit is offline
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Default How the fuck do you?

How the fuck do you start convisations with hot girls and parties and shit. Im 14.
 #2 
Old 2004-05-20, 19:10
Sidewayz Sidewayz is offline
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Default Re: How the fuck do you?

you finish high school, go to college and get a job and your life in order, then worry about evil, evil women!

ok, maybe not, but if you DID listen to me, you'd be a lot happier in the long run, trust me.
 #3 
Old 2004-05-20, 19:14
avenge96 avenge96 is offline
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Default Re: How the fuck do you?

^^What did girls do to you?

Ok, since your probably not going to listen to Sidewayz anyway, listen to this. I know it sounds so cliche, but act natural. Just be yourself. Girls will like you, not who you try to be. Your still at that awkward phase, so everything will seem to go wrong but it gets better, trust me.

[This message has been edited by avenge96 (edited 05-20-2004).]
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Old 2004-05-20, 19:15
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Default Re: How the fuck do you?

Believe it or not but sidewayz is right, but if your realy so determined, why not just talk to them? Talk to them like a friend, and don't be a narsasistic (sp? im sure i got that wrong) jackass...Actually, no don't, your only going to end up getting hurt cause theres no way in hell your going to meet your "soul mate" at age 14, then your going to get all depressed and Totse is gonna get more suicide threads..Go to main street with $50, that'll probably get you what you want..

c2
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Old 2004-05-20, 19:19
BurNinHeLL1232 BurNinHeLL1232 is offline
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Default Re: How the fuck do you?

quote:Originally posted by c2:

Believe it or not but sidewayz is right, but if your realy so determined, why not just talk to them? Talk to them like a friend, and don't be a narsasistic (sp? im sure i got that wrong) jackass...Actually, no don't, your only going to end up getting hurt cause theres no way in hell your going to meet your "soul mate" at age 14, then your going to get all depressed and Totse is gonna get more suicide threads..Go to main street with $50, that'll probably get you what you want..

c2

c2 is right. and if your not getting what u want from girls go look at the "jacking off" threads so more
 #6 
Old 2004-05-20, 19:19
Sidewayz Sidewayz is offline
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quote:Originally posted by avenge96:

^^What did girls do to you?



not as nearly as much as i've asked them to do! ::drum noises when you deliver a lame punchline::
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Old 2004-05-20, 20:39
-Imp -Imp is offline
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Default Re: How the fuck do you?

quote:Originally posted by c2:

Believe it or not but sidewayz is right, but if your realy so determined, why not just talk to them? Talk to them like a friend, and don't be a narsasistic (sp? im sure i got that wrong) jackass...Actually, no don't, your only going to end up getting hurt cause theres no way in hell your going to meet your "soul mate" at age 14, then your going to get all depressed and Totse is gonna get more suicide threads..Go to main street with $50, that'll probably get you what you want..

c2

haahahha suicide threats ... =D
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Old 2004-05-20, 20:54
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 #9 
Old 2004-05-21, 00:45
TheDragon TheDragon is offline
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Default Re: How the fuck do you?

(To some of the less than non-jackasses who posted in my other thread: This may help you understand the point of my other post. I have no problem talking to girls. The weirdness just comes when I'm talked to girls, done the initial flirting and tried to get their number, got rejected, and then come back a while later and try to get with them again.)



Anyways, to talk to a random girl, it is best to do it in the first 3 seconds. You see her, check quickly to see if she has a boyfriend, and then just force yourself to move. Don't even think, just start walking. Trust me, if you see a hot girl, and just go over to her within 3 seconds you'll have no problem.

Why 3 seconds? You have no time to think and wrongfully disenchant yourself. If you see a hot girl, in the first 3 seconds you are confident and really want to talk to her. The more you think, the more you begin to doubt yourself. A few things can happen if you take the time to think:

-Her friends join her, and its about 30X harder to talk to her

-She leaves because she has other shit to do

-Fortuneatly for you, she continues to do whatever she was doing, undisturbed. You might, MIGHT, get the balls to talk to her, but its a lot harder.

In short: Don't think, and just move 3 seconds after you see her.
 #10 
Old 2004-05-21, 01:10
niggapleaze niggapleaze is offline
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Default Re: How the fuck do you?

nothin a few shots cant cure
 
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