PHRASE: "Fuck me like you own me!"

WHY IT'S HOT: Humans are very egocentric creatures. We are concerned with our own needs before others. This makes perfect sense from a survival perspective, but it can make interpersonal relations difficult.

From a biological perspective, coupling is the act of using another live body for the purposes of acheiving orgasm. This is made infinitely more complex when both parties are sentient, however. Rather than mere lumps of veined flesh, the willing parties have souls, dreams, needs and predilections. In order to make the other party feel pleasure at a time when vunerabilitry is at a height, one's own desires are often begrudgingly compromised, leading to subconscious resentment.

The exception is when one party willingly reduces their existence for the purpose of the other party's pleasure. The goal is no longer to make sure your lover feels comfortable and loved, but simply to use their body as a masturbatory aid- an adolescant fantasy made flesh. The fact that your lover would make such a sacrifice to soothe your ego is sweet, trusting....in short, hot.

Your turn!

(during)

what's on tv tonight?

your socks smell

ouch! that hurts! no, not like that (SIGH) you never get it right.

oh Oh OH ERIC!!! (and his name is Rob)

I discovered this WONDERFUL new technique where i contract my vaginal muscles like THIS! Can you feel that? No? .... uh, that? uh.... THAT?

God, they put me on antibiotics for syphilis and they're making me so nauseous!

And number one: he cums in your mouth and you spew, all across the room, run to the toilet and spend 30 min brushing your teeth...

(after)

So... i'm thinking of signing us up to a sex therapy clinic.

You know, i kinda like your idea of a threesome, i'll let you know how it goes.

Phrase

(Her) "Pete you worked bloody hard...Why not go to sleep?"

Why it's hot

So I can get some damn sleep after the hours of work I did to get her happy!

"make me a sammich bitch"

"I'm Hot"

"turn the fucking fan on"

"Hmm baby im hungry can you please feed me "

"ok hunny ill get the freetos"

Schraff, this would have been a more interesting topic if it had been on the animal sex you described, rather than "hot things to say in bed." Ironically however, had this been an interesting topic, you may have gotten 3-4 responses before it dropped off the first page.



[This message has been edited by Easy Going (edited 05-20-2004).]

You guys talk while you're in bed with a woman?

Sheesh, some people just don't know what a tongue is for.....

edit: fixed my smiley

[This message has been edited by LutherX (edited 05-20-2004).]

I personally prefer a completely waxed vagina so I can then rub her pussy juices (or I sometimes use light vaginal lube or warming liquid) all over in and out and all over her pussy and taste it in my mouth as I am eating and fingering her until she squirts her massive load of cum directly in my mouth and on my face.

[This message has been edited by DoMiNiOn (edited 05-20-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by DoMiNiOn:

I personally prefer a completely waxed vagina so I can then rub her pussy juices (or I sometimes use light vaginal lube or warming liquid) all over in and out and all over her pussy and taste it in my mouth as I am eating and fingering her until she squirts her massive load of cum directly in my mouth and on my face.

[This message has been edited by DoMiNiOn (edited 05-20-2004).]

Were you trying to respond to this (http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/007619.html) thread?

Yes. Thanks for telling me.

"My dick feels like corn"

You should have your corn dick checked and stop having the local hooker suck your small corn dick and give you STD's you filty bastard.

Fuck you, you god damn mother fucking peice of shit. Oviously you don't watch any stand up comedy, so shut the fuck up you fucking prick bastard. Che cazzo, pezzo di merda. Vaffanculo.

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I had to run out my house to catch a breath of air! Seriously, though arguing on the internet is like winning in the Special Olympics...even if you win you're still retarded.

quote:Originally posted by Santino Corleone:

Fuck you, you god damn mother fucking peice of shit. Oviously you don't watch any stand up comedy, so shut the fuck up you fucking prick bastard. Che cazzo, pezzo di merda. Vaffanculo.



I don't think i (or anyone else) would want to watch "comedy" that deals with a guy talking about how his dick resembles an ear of corn.

"I don't think i (or anyone else) would want to watch "comedy" that deals with a guy talking about how his dick resembles an ear of corn."

DAMN. Exactly what I thought.

quote:Originally posted by DoMiNiOn:

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I had to run out my house to catch a breath of air! Seriously, though arguing on the internet is like winning in the Special Olympics...even if you win you're still retarded.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you mean running* right? I mean because ive heard that atleast 6789 times and all those times they said running.

lol...like winning because even if you win

Yea sure I'v head it numerous times but don't remember for word for word, it's just one of those things with me...besides that you see my point and you had a case of OVER REACTING.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Like a pirate

or

I take off my robe and wisard hat...

Note: If you don't get it then don't sweat it. Internet joke.